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fandom_radio2019-08-25 08:06 am
biotic_psychotic) wrote in fandom_radio2019-08-25 08:06 am
Fandom Radio: Sunday August 25, 2019
"Good [BEEP] morning, Fandom, it's your daily rodent gossip report with Jack. A Jack-and-gossip, as it were.
Nothin' at the school or dorms, cuz it's [BEEP] summer and hopefully the kids have all gone to do something fun with it now that the weeks of trauma and such are over. For now.
In town, Seivarden was making all the flowers and plants cry at Covent Garden by shouting at them. And.. wow, that's a whole new level of mean [BEEP]. I am a mean [BEEP] and I can't make plants sob. Damn, girl. Almost impressed. Except now I feel sorry for the [BEEP] plants and that's just wrong.
Breq was at Groovy Tunes.
Miguel was at Luke's, natch.
Some new kid was at Turtle & Canary.
Rey was at the beach - oh hey, good, she's back. Kanan will maybe stop fretting like a wet mama hen."
A beat.
"Heh. Yeah. Right. Like that'll ever happen. Anyway. Beau showed up and the girls compared sizes of their sticks, or whatever it means when they start smacking 'em together. I don't know, man, they're sticks. [BEEP] kind of weapon is that anyway? W'ev.
That's all the notes. Jack, out."
Nothin' at the school or dorms, cuz it's [BEEP] summer and hopefully the kids have all gone to do something fun with it now that the weeks of trauma and such are over. For now.
In town, Seivarden was making all the flowers and plants cry at Covent Garden by shouting at them. And.. wow, that's a whole new level of mean [BEEP]. I am a mean [BEEP] and I can't make plants sob. Damn, girl. Almost impressed. Except now I feel sorry for the [BEEP] plants and that's just wrong.
Breq was at Groovy Tunes.
Miguel was at Luke's, natch.
Some new kid was at Turtle & Canary.
Rey was at the beach - oh hey, good, she's back. Kanan will maybe stop fretting like a wet mama hen."
A beat.
"Heh. Yeah. Right. Like that'll ever happen. Anyway. Beau showed up and the girls compared sizes of their sticks, or whatever it means when they start smacking 'em together. I don't know, man, they're sticks. [BEEP] kind of weapon is that anyway? W'ev.
That's all the notes. Jack, out."