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fandom_radio2019-07-31 10:48 pm
notallbluemonks) wrote in fandom_radio2019-07-31 10:48 pm
Fandom Radio, 8/1
Beau: 'sup, weirdly blocky and kind of not all that detailed Fandom, how the [BEEP] are y'all this week?
Keyleth: You mean besides weirdly blocky and kind of not all that detailed? Um . . . not all that successful at trying to make friends with the little mushroom creatures?
Beau: You've been stuck in your dorm room a lot, haven't you.
Keyleth: Maaaaaaaybe. But look! They're all grumpy looking all the time! It's like you, only in mushroom form!
Beau: . . . I will find one of those stupid flowers and fireball your [BEEP]. Hey, guess what, it's Thursday, so you get to hear about some Shenanigans. This week, in "Why Does Anakin Skywalker Hate Us All," it was team obstacle course time, but like, with flying fish. Not gonna lie, kinda sorry I missed out on this one, but this whole week's been, like, an ongoing obstacle course, so. Eh.
Keyleth: Oh, the fish were a little weird, I have to admit. Oooh, I wonder if I'll be able to turn into those now?
Beau: How is that ever going to be useful? Never mind.
Keyleth: Well -- no, you know, you're right. Never mind. Nina was there getting video on her phone, which she said was her civic duty when Prompto caught her doing it. I guess this week is the kind of thing that needs to be preserved, huh?
Beau: I mean, I could live without the weird noises every time I jump, but sure. Hey. Hey. So like. Everybody assembled into teams and found out that their team colors this week actually weren't that bad? The names are kinda shaky though. Like Rock Ladies Rosehip, which doesn't even make any [BEEP]ing sense, except it does kinda allude to the whole pink situation that Summer was way more into than Amaya and Fjord were, I guess. Lana was just glad it wasn't -- HEY WHAT HAVE YOU GOT AGAINST BLUE?
Keyleth: And then there's Team Absolutely Super, where Shuri approved of Kanan's raccoon tail, and Wayne and Kanan had to disagree with her about the rompers from a couple of weeks ago, because she thought they were amazing. Kitty thought at least if Kanan's stuck with the tail for a while, at least he gets to use it for a good cause today.
Beau: How the [BEEP] does having a tail mean you get to fly I don't understand this [BEEP]ing --
Keyleth: Just go with it, okay?
Beau: I can't. Like I'm pretty sure I physically can't just accept this. Whatever. It's giving me a headache. So then we have Team Int -- Team -- *snickering*
Keyleth: . . . what is so funny?
[just a solid 20 seconds of Beau snickering]
Keyleth: Oooookay. I mean, I don't get why a team being named Intense Bottom is that hilarious, but Beaker and Rosa were trying to figure out whether they could maybe just hang on to the flying fish to get through the obstacle course, but Shunsui was more interested in flirting with Rosa, and Beaker was kind of judging him for it? And then -- I'm just going to finish this section by myself, because someone is still too busy laughing for no good reason whatsoever. Team Seafrosted Pea, which doesn't make any sense but sounds kind of pretty, wasn't sure what their team name is supposed to mean either. Sidon really liked it, and Ben, Prompto, and Hera all agreed it could have been worse. Also they won Round One! So that's good. Round Two went to Intense Bottom -- seriously, Beau, why are you still laughing? Absolutely Super won Round Three, and I think the whole thing by also winning Round Four, so yay for you, Absolutely Super!
Beau: Yeah, and guess -- *snicker* which team came in -- *snicker* -- last. That tracks, I guess.
Keyleth: Are you okay? Do you need a minute to breathe?
Beau: Nah, I'm good. Gimme the town notes. Summer had mystery Jello shots at Caritas, and I am super into Jello shots so I would've gone except there was a whole thing with some flying fish and those weird turtle-duck things and then I was just kind of at home for the rest of the night. All the plants at the Pick Your Poison greenhouse turned into the weird flowers and these beanstalks, so Iris went and climbed the beanstalks, because obviously. And Regina was, like, super over the staff at Luke's throwing around fireballs, and I do kinda gotta agree that how they haven't all gotten killed yet is a mystery.
Keyleth: Some people don't think too much about their own mortality, I guess? Anyway, I think that's all the notes we have for today.
Beau: Yeah, I'm gonna go see if I can find another one of those blocks with the leaves in them, because the raccoon tail thing still makes no [BEEP]ing sense but the flying part is siiiiiiiiiiiick. This kind of punching blocks? Super not boring.
Keyleth: Well, everything's really high up today and you're going to have to do a lot of jumping otherwise, so . . . you might need it. Everybody be careful and try not to fall into all the gaps, okay?
Beau: And if you do, I mean . . . there's always delivery when you get hungry, right? Assuming the delivery people don't fall into the gaps. Anyway. That's it. Later.
Keyleth: You mean besides weirdly blocky and kind of not all that detailed? Um . . . not all that successful at trying to make friends with the little mushroom creatures?
Beau: You've been stuck in your dorm room a lot, haven't you.
Keyleth: Maaaaaaaybe. But look! They're all grumpy looking all the time! It's like you, only in mushroom form!
Beau: . . . I will find one of those stupid flowers and fireball your [BEEP]. Hey, guess what, it's Thursday, so you get to hear about some Shenanigans. This week, in "Why Does Anakin Skywalker Hate Us All," it was team obstacle course time, but like, with flying fish. Not gonna lie, kinda sorry I missed out on this one, but this whole week's been, like, an ongoing obstacle course, so. Eh.
Keyleth: Oh, the fish were a little weird, I have to admit. Oooh, I wonder if I'll be able to turn into those now?
Beau: How is that ever going to be useful? Never mind.
Keyleth: Well -- no, you know, you're right. Never mind. Nina was there getting video on her phone, which she said was her civic duty when Prompto caught her doing it. I guess this week is the kind of thing that needs to be preserved, huh?
Beau: I mean, I could live without the weird noises every time I jump, but sure. Hey. Hey. So like. Everybody assembled into teams and found out that their team colors this week actually weren't that bad? The names are kinda shaky though. Like Rock Ladies Rosehip, which doesn't even make any [BEEP]ing sense, except it does kinda allude to the whole pink situation that Summer was way more into than Amaya and Fjord were, I guess. Lana was just glad it wasn't -- HEY WHAT HAVE YOU GOT AGAINST BLUE?
Keyleth: And then there's Team Absolutely Super, where Shuri approved of Kanan's raccoon tail, and Wayne and Kanan had to disagree with her about the rompers from a couple of weeks ago, because she thought they were amazing. Kitty thought at least if Kanan's stuck with the tail for a while, at least he gets to use it for a good cause today.
Beau: How the [BEEP] does having a tail mean you get to fly I don't understand this [BEEP]ing --
Keyleth: Just go with it, okay?
Beau: I can't. Like I'm pretty sure I physically can't just accept this. Whatever. It's giving me a headache. So then we have Team Int -- Team -- *snickering*
Keyleth: . . . what is so funny?
[just a solid 20 seconds of Beau snickering]
Keyleth: Oooookay. I mean, I don't get why a team being named Intense Bottom is that hilarious, but Beaker and Rosa were trying to figure out whether they could maybe just hang on to the flying fish to get through the obstacle course, but Shunsui was more interested in flirting with Rosa, and Beaker was kind of judging him for it? And then -- I'm just going to finish this section by myself, because someone is still too busy laughing for no good reason whatsoever. Team Seafrosted Pea, which doesn't make any sense but sounds kind of pretty, wasn't sure what their team name is supposed to mean either. Sidon really liked it, and Ben, Prompto, and Hera all agreed it could have been worse. Also they won Round One! So that's good. Round Two went to Intense Bottom -- seriously, Beau, why are you still laughing? Absolutely Super won Round Three, and I think the whole thing by also winning Round Four, so yay for you, Absolutely Super!
Beau: Yeah, and guess -- *snicker* which team came in -- *snicker* -- last. That tracks, I guess.
Keyleth: Are you okay? Do you need a minute to breathe?
Beau: Nah, I'm good. Gimme the town notes. Summer had mystery Jello shots at Caritas, and I am super into Jello shots so I would've gone except there was a whole thing with some flying fish and those weird turtle-duck things and then I was just kind of at home for the rest of the night. All the plants at the Pick Your Poison greenhouse turned into the weird flowers and these beanstalks, so Iris went and climbed the beanstalks, because obviously. And Regina was, like, super over the staff at Luke's throwing around fireballs, and I do kinda gotta agree that how they haven't all gotten killed yet is a mystery.
Keyleth: Some people don't think too much about their own mortality, I guess? Anyway, I think that's all the notes we have for today.
Beau: Yeah, I'm gonna go see if I can find another one of those blocks with the leaves in them, because the raccoon tail thing still makes no [BEEP]ing sense but the flying part is siiiiiiiiiiiick. This kind of punching blocks? Super not boring.
Keyleth: Well, everything's really high up today and you're going to have to do a lot of jumping otherwise, so . . . you might need it. Everybody be careful and try not to fall into all the gaps, okay?
Beau: And if you do, I mean . . . there's always delivery when you get hungry, right? Assuming the delivery people don't fall into the gaps. Anyway. That's it. Later.