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Keyleth ([personal profile] goldfishontherocks) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2019-07-24 11:58 pm

Fandom Radio, Thursday (7/25)

Beau: Heeeeeeeeey, Fandom. You miss us last week? Probably not.

Keyleth: Yeah, sorry, I was a little, uh . . . indisposed.

Beau: Dude, I spent like a week as a puppy. Not gonna lie, it was kinda dope. Little bit weird, but kinda dope. Anyway. This week is a weird one. I'm kinda into it though.

Keyleth: Yeah, I was on my way here and I spent ten minutes wandering around this town where apparently everybody had taken an arrow to the knee, and also felt the need to tell me about it. Nice little town otherwise. Well, except for the minute or so I spent stuck halfway in the wall.

Beau: Oh, yeah, I think I was like, a stick figure drawing for a little while earlier. Felt kinda . . . two-dimensional. Anyway. What [BEEP]ing monstrosity did Skywalker subject everyone to in Shenanigans this week? The ugliest team jerseys in the universe, apparently. Bet all the people who came down to like watch and mingle and [BEEP] loved that. So everybody got divided into teams of six and sent out on a scavenger hunt. Team 1994 Men's Mexican Soccer Team -- seriously, dude, these names are not catchy -- had kind of a little debate about whether their jerseys were better or worse than last week's, and over in Team American AF, Ben and Prompto, who's apparently a cat-boy? I hate that I have to read these words. Whatever. They talked about last week's rompers and how Prompto sent some of those to friends as a birthday present. Are they gonna still be friends after that, though, is the question. Also Shunsui was like super confused and just wanted a nap. Team Human Muscle Shirt was like all business, I guess, and got right into discussing who was gonna do what out of the things on the list. By the way, even that team name is probably gonna give people nightmares. Team LA Burger Kings -- what? -- did a little strategizing too, but mostly they were just horrified at, like. Everyone's uniforms this week, except Sparkle and Hera decided they at least had slightly better luck than the poor [BEEP]ing bastards who got stuck with the muscle shirt [BEEP].

Keyleth: And then it was scavenger hunt time! Team Soccer Team -- sorry, that name is really long -- was trying to figure out whose shirt they could take for one of the list items, Team American AF was focusing on the squirrel interview part and I totally helped them out with that! Team Human Muscle Shirt had some concerns about the part where they had to eat a really really huge ice cream sundae, and Team LA Burger Kings tried to figure out how they could get Beaker to get the chocolate cherry from the dorm rooftop garden because nobody else on the team is technically allowed in the dorms. And aw, hey, they're the team that won, in the end! Congrats!

Nothing of note went on in the dorms, so on to town notes it is!

Beau: Yeah, Luke's went and turned into some place with people wearing giant hats and weapons, with sawdust on the floor and I guess a lot of swearing? Regina intimidated the cook into not being, like, super gross by threatening to fireball him and dude. That's, like -- respect, man, you know? And then Caritas had a live audience reacting to people's conversations, and Regina came in to get an appletini and talk to Summer about apples and intimidating the Luke's staff, and then Shunsui came to introduce himself to her and be all flattering about it, and then Shunsui offered some cosplay tips so hey, that's kinda useful, I guess? Also, there were banana daiquiri jello shots. Which seems like a good note to end on.

Keyleth: Right? Careful with all these rifts, everybody, and we'll talk to you next week!