fandom_radio | Fandom Radio: Sunday July 7, 2019

"Good morning, Fandom. This is Hernando Fuentes and the squirrels are telling me I have to read their notes because Jack hates puppets. This is no surprise to me, Jack seems to hate most things. I can only envision that you are all trapped in marionette world right now and my heart goes out to you. From this sunny beach in Mexico, where I am enjoying a large, frosty and mildly alcoholic beverage and a beautiful sunrise.

There are only two notes. Liam went searching the sewers for lost people. Why are they.. No, no, you know, I do not wish to know. How does an island.. No, I do not wish to know that, either. Nevermind. Rest assured your sheriff is doing his job.

Breq was at Groovy Tunes hiding from singing goblins.

Those are your notes for today. Be safe, Fandom. Has there been any indication what next week will bring?"

*chitter*

"No? I am unsurprised. This is why I am in Mexico. And now I have to go fish Leroy out of the granita machine. Leroy, those are not alcoholic."

*bubbling disgruntled chitter*

"Yes, I see you have discovered this. Ah, well. I have small bottles of tequila right here to fix that."

*more excited chitter and then radio silence*