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fandom_radio2019-07-04 07:12 am
notallbluemonks) wrote in fandom_radio2019-07-04 07:12 am
Fandom Radio, Thursday (7/4)
Beau: 'sup, Fandom. Let's not discuss how long it took me to get here today, okay?
Keyleth: Yeah. It was not pretty. There was a whole -- this maze thing is kind of fascinating but it's getting really, really creepy. But anyway, here we are, because it's Thursday.
Beau: Where we get to tell you all about the [BEEP] that went down yesterday, and Leroy gave me like a real quick rundown of what's in the notes already, so I feel pretty confident in saying that this week is gonna be, you know. One of those weeks.
Keyleth: It seems like we always have some, uh, interesting content for everybody when it's our turn, huh? In between whatever weird school event with horrifying wardrobe choices Master Skywalker came up with this week, and a lot of -- well, I don't necessarily want to say bad exactly, but things that happened that are probably worth some concern?
Beau: Yep. Shenanigans and disaster, every Thursday, that's what you get with us. Aren't you glad you signed up for this?
*pigeon cooing*
Keyleth: Where did that -- oh, it's gone. So, shenanigans first?
Beau: Sure. I guess. Like, work up to the [BEEP]-ty stuff so it's not like a big system shock. Or maybe it's better the other way around, so -- never mind. Anyway. It was the middle of the week, there were island-wide shenanigans because mid-week breaks from classes should be a thing more often, except no teams and no puke-colored shirts or anything like that this week becauuse my weird landlord was running it instead of that Skywalker guy, I guess? And making everyone try to get to the center of a maze to get to a prize. I mean. Really, dude?
Keyleth: Oh wow. The entire island's a maze as it is right now. It's like a maze inside a maze! That might end up having even more little mazes inside it. I'm going to stop thinking about that before I get a headache.
Beau: Yeah, I think Leroy is trying to give you a tiny rum bottle to help with that but he's having a lot of trouble trying to get over from the other side of the room? Watching this is pretty entertaining though. So anyway, blah blah time to socialize before the main event, and Vette was, like, way too excited about the possibility of there being traps in the maze and trash-talking with Prompto about their ongoing prank war before everybody had to actually, y'know. Go into the maze.
And heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy. Fjord won by not respecting the rules of the maze! I'm kinda proud, man. Except he won this, like, singing fish --
Keyleth: I don't think I've ever heard of one of those.
Beau: I'm pretty sure it's not a real fish. Anyway, Iris told him that fish tried to murder everyone last year and talked him out of it and . . . said she was probably going to keep it in her pocket, because they can fit a lot of [BEEP] in there? Dude. I want pockets like that.
Keyleth: I've never heard of pockets like that! I know it's possible to enchant bags and things to be little extradimensional storage spaces, but pockets would be really useful. Probably a really tricky enchantment, though.
Beau: But so [BEEP]ing cool. I could keep, like, all the bacon. Amaya was trying to talk Fjord out of doing anything with the fish because of its history of being an evil murderfish. Prompto made it out of the maze eventually and got tacklehugged by a super glittery Nina, and they started planning to get an evil murderfish of their own for, like, nefarious purposes or something, I don't know. Have fun with that, but I'm just saying, if that thing comes to try and chew on me . . .
Keyleth: There's really not much else in the squirrels' notes this week. Maybe they all got lost on their way to find stuff to report on? Or on their way back, like Nina and Vette and Prompto did after all the maze stuff was over with. It looks like they ended up at the school instead of the dorms, but got a bunch of peach pastries and things at J,GoB along the way first. They probably didn't mean to go there either, the way this week is going, but hey! Food!
Beau: See, if I could keep all of that in my pockets that'd be so dope. But yeah, that's pretty much it to report on? Except for the little crystal bubbles that were floating around town late last night. Apparently peach-scented, according to Leroy, who's also reporting that they could see people's faces in them. Like. People we know. People I know, what the [BEEP]. Like Fjord who apparently fell asleep in an alley? FJORD. WAKE UP OR I'M GONNA COME FIND YOU AND KICK YOUR [BEEP]. And Verity who just, like, knocked the [BEEP] out in the middle of making dinner with Liam, and she didn't wake up either, and man, THIS IS SO NOT [BEEP]ING COOL. LEROY, YOU DIDN'T TELL ME WHO I WAS GONNA HAVE TO REPORT ON ABOUT THIS.
Keyleth: Ummmm. Are you okay, Beau?
Beau: I'm [BEEP]ing fine. The spheres aren't out there now, right? I was gonna go smash the [BEEP] out of some of them, but so much for that, I guess.
Keyleth: Yeah. Listen, I feel like I have to say this every week now, but everybody try and stay safe, okay? Okay. Bye until next week.
Keyleth: Yeah. It was not pretty. There was a whole -- this maze thing is kind of fascinating but it's getting really, really creepy. But anyway, here we are, because it's Thursday.
Beau: Where we get to tell you all about the [BEEP] that went down yesterday, and Leroy gave me like a real quick rundown of what's in the notes already, so I feel pretty confident in saying that this week is gonna be, you know. One of those weeks.
Keyleth: It seems like we always have some, uh, interesting content for everybody when it's our turn, huh? In between whatever weird school event with horrifying wardrobe choices Master Skywalker came up with this week, and a lot of -- well, I don't necessarily want to say bad exactly, but things that happened that are probably worth some concern?
Beau: Yep. Shenanigans and disaster, every Thursday, that's what you get with us. Aren't you glad you signed up for this?
*pigeon cooing*
Keyleth: Where did that -- oh, it's gone. So, shenanigans first?
Beau: Sure. I guess. Like, work up to the [BEEP]-ty stuff so it's not like a big system shock. Or maybe it's better the other way around, so -- never mind. Anyway. It was the middle of the week, there were island-wide shenanigans because mid-week breaks from classes should be a thing more often, except no teams and no puke-colored shirts or anything like that this week becauuse my weird landlord was running it instead of that Skywalker guy, I guess? And making everyone try to get to the center of a maze to get to a prize. I mean. Really, dude?
Keyleth: Oh wow. The entire island's a maze as it is right now. It's like a maze inside a maze! That might end up having even more little mazes inside it. I'm going to stop thinking about that before I get a headache.
Beau: Yeah, I think Leroy is trying to give you a tiny rum bottle to help with that but he's having a lot of trouble trying to get over from the other side of the room? Watching this is pretty entertaining though. So anyway, blah blah time to socialize before the main event, and Vette was, like, way too excited about the possibility of there being traps in the maze and trash-talking with Prompto about their ongoing prank war before everybody had to actually, y'know. Go into the maze.
And heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy. Fjord won by not respecting the rules of the maze! I'm kinda proud, man. Except he won this, like, singing fish --
Keyleth: I don't think I've ever heard of one of those.
Beau: I'm pretty sure it's not a real fish. Anyway, Iris told him that fish tried to murder everyone last year and talked him out of it and . . . said she was probably going to keep it in her pocket, because they can fit a lot of [BEEP] in there? Dude. I want pockets like that.
Keyleth: I've never heard of pockets like that! I know it's possible to enchant bags and things to be little extradimensional storage spaces, but pockets would be really useful. Probably a really tricky enchantment, though.
Beau: But so [BEEP]ing cool. I could keep, like, all the bacon. Amaya was trying to talk Fjord out of doing anything with the fish because of its history of being an evil murderfish. Prompto made it out of the maze eventually and got tacklehugged by a super glittery Nina, and they started planning to get an evil murderfish of their own for, like, nefarious purposes or something, I don't know. Have fun with that, but I'm just saying, if that thing comes to try and chew on me . . .
Keyleth: There's really not much else in the squirrels' notes this week. Maybe they all got lost on their way to find stuff to report on? Or on their way back, like Nina and Vette and Prompto did after all the maze stuff was over with. It looks like they ended up at the school instead of the dorms, but got a bunch of peach pastries and things at J,GoB along the way first. They probably didn't mean to go there either, the way this week is going, but hey! Food!
Beau: See, if I could keep all of that in my pockets that'd be so dope. But yeah, that's pretty much it to report on? Except for the little crystal bubbles that were floating around town late last night. Apparently peach-scented, according to Leroy, who's also reporting that they could see people's faces in them. Like. People we know. People I know, what the [BEEP]. Like Fjord who apparently fell asleep in an alley? FJORD. WAKE UP OR I'M GONNA COME FIND YOU AND KICK YOUR [BEEP]. And Verity who just, like, knocked the [BEEP] out in the middle of making dinner with Liam, and she didn't wake up either, and man, THIS IS SO NOT [BEEP]ING COOL. LEROY, YOU DIDN'T TELL ME WHO I WAS GONNA HAVE TO REPORT ON ABOUT THIS.
Keyleth: Ummmm. Are you okay, Beau?
Beau: I'm [BEEP]ing fine. The spheres aren't out there now, right? I was gonna go smash the [BEEP] out of some of them, but so much for that, I guess.
Keyleth: Yeah. Listen, I feel like I have to say this every week now, but everybody try and stay safe, okay? Okay. Bye until next week.