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fandom_radio2019-05-15 10:39 pm
notallbluemonks) wrote in fandom_radio2019-05-15 10:39 pm
Fandom Radio, Thursday (5/16)
Beau: 'sup, Fandom. This is Beau. I don't know where the kid is, probably out frolicking with the dinosaurs or whatever?
. . . oh, great, this means she can probably turn into them now, too. That's --
*muffled scratching noises, a couple of thuds*
What the [BEEP].
*door opening*
HOLY [BEEP] WHY IS THERE A GIANT MURDERLIZARD IN THE --
Keyleth: Oh, hi! Sorry, I finally got the hang of giant reptile legs and lost track of time a little bit.
Beau: Druids, man. Fine, get in here, grab some notes, whatever.
Keyleth: Okay! And since there's no Classes on Whelsen -- I mean, Wednesday, let's just start off with this week's Camp Shenanigans, which were inside at the community center. Probably because of dinosaurs. Everybody had some time to mingle and talk if they wanted to, but Fjord wasn't sure he wanted to participate in crafts and games.
Beau: Yeah, that doesn't surprise me. He's probably disappointed there weren't any boats. Yeah, Amaya apologized to him -- why? -- about telling him there might be boats, and also they were kind of totally annoyed about how they won't be able to do a lot of work at the forge this week since we're apparently in some time period before people figured out metal? Jack was kinda failing at throwing pasta at Kanan's head. I mean. I'm pretty sure that's not really balanced for throwing?
Keyleth: Possibly sticky, though. Oh, wait, it was dried pasta, never mind. Anyway! There were games to play! Like Cornhole -- why are you laughing?
Beau: Never mind.
Keyleth: Oooookaaaay. Ben was trying to keep Val from hitting him with the giant pickup sticks and failing, but Kanan said she had pretty good form and also might have been encouraging Ben to ride a flying dinosaur.
Beau: . . . dude, that sounds awesome. I might have to do that tomorrow, and I don't care if it's not an original idea any more. Vette was trying to beat up on a gremlin piñata, blindfolded, and Jack totally helped her cheat by giving her directions. And, like, if you were feeling less competitive and more creative, there were Crafts and [BEEP] to do too. Like macramé. Which involves a lot of knot-tying, I guess? Not surprising Fjord was there, then. He has that whole seaman thing going on, so. Also he's all helpful and [BEEP] so he tried to cut Beaker loose from a whole mess of knotted threads and -- ha -- ended up all tangled up in it himself. Never letting you live this down, Fjord.
Keyleth: Awwww, there was a place to make friendship bracelets too! Shuri thought what they clearly needed was more beads, and ended up talking to Prompto about how practical devices should obviously be pretty and functional. You know what? I kind of have to agree with that. People, like Sabine and Amaya, also tried their hand at candle making.
Beau: I can't get over how people do that for fun.
Keyleth: It can be very relaxing.
Beau: Yeah, you lost me already.
Keyleth: I'm not surprised at all. Moving on, nothing of note happened in the Dorms, so on to Town notes. The giant flowers and ferns over at Covent Garden Flowers were chanting and drumming, which I'm sorry I missed, while Peter tried to prepare for future holiday orders.
Beau: Because it's, like, all marketing all the time, am I right? Don't answer that. Summer had jello shots -- those are super dope -- on special at Caritas, and anyone who participated in shenanigans, which I'm assuming are the activity ones and not, you know, totally random wanton destruction or something, got one free. Or . . . maybe there was room for interpretation there? Because Jack got one for throwing pasta at Kanan, and gave Summer one of the like five thousand friendship bracelets she made which I am totally not judging her for, really.
Keyleth: Oh, right. You just look kind of disturbed. Not the same thing at all.
Beau: Kinda not, no.
Keyleth: Uh huh.
Beau: What? You know what, I don't care. Anyway, that's all we've got for today, so I'm just gonna collect my payment in booze and go find a flying dinosaur to ride. Talk at you all next week. Aren't you excited?
Keyleth: Thrilled. Really. Anyway, bye, everyone!
. . . oh, great, this means she can probably turn into them now, too. That's --
*muffled scratching noises, a couple of thuds*
What the [BEEP].
*door opening*
HOLY [BEEP] WHY IS THERE A GIANT MURDERLIZARD IN THE --
Keyleth: Oh, hi! Sorry, I finally got the hang of giant reptile legs and lost track of time a little bit.
Beau: Druids, man. Fine, get in here, grab some notes, whatever.
Keyleth: Okay! And since there's no Classes on Whelsen -- I mean, Wednesday, let's just start off with this week's Camp Shenanigans, which were inside at the community center. Probably because of dinosaurs. Everybody had some time to mingle and talk if they wanted to, but Fjord wasn't sure he wanted to participate in crafts and games.
Beau: Yeah, that doesn't surprise me. He's probably disappointed there weren't any boats. Yeah, Amaya apologized to him -- why? -- about telling him there might be boats, and also they were kind of totally annoyed about how they won't be able to do a lot of work at the forge this week since we're apparently in some time period before people figured out metal? Jack was kinda failing at throwing pasta at Kanan's head. I mean. I'm pretty sure that's not really balanced for throwing?
Keyleth: Possibly sticky, though. Oh, wait, it was dried pasta, never mind. Anyway! There were games to play! Like Cornhole -- why are you laughing?
Beau: Never mind.
Keyleth: Oooookaaaay. Ben was trying to keep Val from hitting him with the giant pickup sticks and failing, but Kanan said she had pretty good form and also might have been encouraging Ben to ride a flying dinosaur.
Beau: . . . dude, that sounds awesome. I might have to do that tomorrow, and I don't care if it's not an original idea any more. Vette was trying to beat up on a gremlin piñata, blindfolded, and Jack totally helped her cheat by giving her directions. And, like, if you were feeling less competitive and more creative, there were Crafts and [BEEP] to do too. Like macramé. Which involves a lot of knot-tying, I guess? Not surprising Fjord was there, then. He has that whole seaman thing going on, so. Also he's all helpful and [BEEP] so he tried to cut Beaker loose from a whole mess of knotted threads and -- ha -- ended up all tangled up in it himself. Never letting you live this down, Fjord.
Keyleth: Awwww, there was a place to make friendship bracelets too! Shuri thought what they clearly needed was more beads, and ended up talking to Prompto about how practical devices should obviously be pretty and functional. You know what? I kind of have to agree with that. People, like Sabine and Amaya, also tried their hand at candle making.
Beau: I can't get over how people do that for fun.
Keyleth: It can be very relaxing.
Beau: Yeah, you lost me already.
Keyleth: I'm not surprised at all. Moving on, nothing of note happened in the Dorms, so on to Town notes. The giant flowers and ferns over at Covent Garden Flowers were chanting and drumming, which I'm sorry I missed, while Peter tried to prepare for future holiday orders.
Beau: Because it's, like, all marketing all the time, am I right? Don't answer that. Summer had jello shots -- those are super dope -- on special at Caritas, and anyone who participated in shenanigans, which I'm assuming are the activity ones and not, you know, totally random wanton destruction or something, got one free. Or . . . maybe there was room for interpretation there? Because Jack got one for throwing pasta at Kanan, and gave Summer one of the like five thousand friendship bracelets she made which I am totally not judging her for, really.
Keyleth: Oh, right. You just look kind of disturbed. Not the same thing at all.
Beau: Kinda not, no.
Keyleth: Uh huh.
Beau: What? You know what, I don't care. Anyway, that's all we've got for today, so I'm just gonna collect my payment in booze and go find a flying dinosaur to ride. Talk at you all next week. Aren't you excited?
Keyleth: Thrilled. Really. Anyway, bye, everyone!
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