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fandom_radio2019-03-31 09:18 am
biotic_psychotic) wrote in fandom_radio2019-03-31 09:18 am
Fandom Radio: Sunday March 31, 2019
"..what do you mean? Of course I'm still me," Jack said, irritated, "Why.."
*chittering*
"Ah hell. Ok. Gimme the notes.
In the dorms, Room 420 saw Paris of Troy freaking out on Sidon for being a kraken. Nah, son. Kraken's my starfish. Sidon's a great person. But then Sidon got to yell back at Paris for being a kraken and that's just sort of weird. Angela showed up and distracted Paris.. What the [BEEP]? Sidon's not a creature, you [BEEEEEEEEEEEP]! I hope someone rewrites your history into something scathing, you [BEEP] Troyan mongrel! Angela told him off mildly. Lana who was her everyday self showed up and waited for an introduction. I hope she didn't get one, this Paris is a [BEEP].
Room 302 saw Peebee turning into.. a .. jar of peanut butter?"
*sudden, very angry growling tone* "If any single one of you little furry [BEEEEEEPS] touched that jar.."
*SUDDEN COMPLETELY REASSURING CHITTERING!*
"GOOD! Keep it that way! Make sure nobody touches it. Bite them or something if you see them try. That's a student, not a food source!
Room 210 had Angela-From-Canada .. there's too many [BLEEP] Canadians here. There's three, they could form a club. We might have to perform a cull. A Viking was looking for her weapons. Girl, if it's an axe and a sword, Seivarden took 'em down to the forge."
In town, Seivarden was at work lying to Summer. I mean, in this case totally justified because Summer-with-[beep]tude was trying to do something Regular!Summer would have cried for ages over so that's fair."
*chitter?*
*crinkling paper sounds* "Nah, couldn't read that part. You guys need better handwriting.
Breq was at Groovy Tunes where there were singing humming birds. Singing? How's that different than other birds if they're singing instead of humming? ... You know what? I don't care. Moving on.
Moomin Rider .. isn't that an adorable blobbish Swedish cartoon things? People ride them?"
*chittering for awhile*
"... Swedish-speaking Finnish cartoon things published in Swedish, in Finland.. [BEEP] why did I ask? I have regrets. Anyway. He was riding a bike at speed over the stairs.. Hey, Moomin dude? DON'T DO THAT! Stairs are for pedestrians, you hit one or scare one into stepping wrong and they're risking a broken [BEEP] neck or back by falling and all the hero [BEEP] in the world won't fix that.
That being said, when is this island gonna get some [BEEP] ramps?
Anyway. Whatever.
A young girl screaming about foot clans at the forge was.. [BEEP] WHAT?!"
*hysterical laughter for a good long while*
"Seivarden showed up and Foot-Clan-Whoever tried to kick her in the face. Good thing that didn't connect, Seivarden. Talk about [BEEP] broken necks. Got the axe out of Seivarden's hand - Oh so that's what she's doing with the axe and sword - Seivarden managed to tackle whoever to the floor for a hot second before whoever flipped and pinned her."
*muffled giggling* I'm taking the rest of this home to read later because oh my [BEEP] god, this is amusing. Buddy.. Seivarden's ex-military. Good luck with that.
Moving on. Over at Rosa's place, Someone named Sonia woke up with Miguel, who was blonde."
*chitter!*
"What? It was boring. Over at Stark's apartment, Totally Normal Tony...You squirrels haven't even read any of your own notes about him if you could write that seriously.. was dealing with, and I'm [BEEP] quoting here, 'Young Thug Steve'. Bet that was fun.
In the Park, there was a lion..wait, what, a real lion and nobody told me?! [BEEP!] Moomin was all over being all helpy. A wizard was there doing magic tricks, or maybe trying to save the teal deer from the lion. Survey's out on that one. Fenris was there, speaking gibberish with some sort of diamond-shaped..thing.. hovering over his head. Moomin-dude tried to help him too. Spark was there and herein we learn the lion's name was Mufasa and it talks so it's not actually a real lion but someone here turned into one. I feel better. Spark tried to help Fenris but I guess that didn't work so well since, you know, gibberish.
Fenris had woken up that way and had quite the day. Where the hell is Fjord?
In the Perk, Aubrey was carrying around a fish. That better not be Milady or I'm taking him away from you, Aubrey.
Stephanie and some unnamed blonde was ..awake? She was awake, yeah.
Someone was at the shooting range with a bird named Ishi.
There was a toddler waking up at Verity's, who wanted to know why he was making so much noise. Because he's a kid, Verity. They're noisy. Trust me, got a whole classroom full of 'em. I'm pretty sure that's Liam since those two have been living together for a hot minute and didn't have kids, like, yesterday.
Dr. Lecter was at Luke's because Miguel was busy being as blonde as blonde can be and forgetting he had work and [BEEP].
Eric was at Devil's Nest - Hi, Boss! - Jenny was there trying to get a drink. Tiny was.. Tiny Tim? Oh [BEEP]! and made of fail so.."
*crumples notes*
"So everyone got their own drinks for the night. Miguel was there, kinda pissing off my boss and buddy? Buddy maybe don't."
Over at Kanan and Hera's place, Caleb.."
*sudden intense silence and then a single question said with cold, deadly precision* "Caleb?"
*CHITTERING! CHITTERING AN EXPLANATION!*
"..Alright. He woke up looking for someone named Nott the Brave, which is a name someone either thought over very well or Nott at all. A Jedi Master - Huh, that's cool. She got all Force and shit?"
*chittering*
"Definitely cool. They figured out how to make eggs and bacon. Master Kiwiiks didn't know what chicken eggs looked like cuz she didn't know what a chicken was. Heh. Bet she wondered about the milk too. Since it wasn't blue.
Anyway. That's what I got for notes. Island's being a wacky [BEEP] again. ... Ah hell. Kanan's someone else today. Now what'm I gonna do for coffee? Whatever. I'll figure it out. This has been your daily rodent gossip report. If you're still yourself, maybe be kind to the people who ain't. Jack, signing herself out."
[OOC: Edited by admin request.]
*chittering*
"Ah hell. Ok. Gimme the notes.
In the dorms, Room 420 saw Paris of Troy freaking out on Sidon for being a kraken. Nah, son. Kraken's my starfish. Sidon's a great person. But then Sidon got to yell back at Paris for being a kraken and that's just sort of weird. Angela showed up and distracted Paris.. What the [BEEP]? Sidon's not a creature, you [BEEEEEEEEEEEP]! I hope someone rewrites your history into something scathing, you [BEEP] Troyan mongrel! Angela told him off mildly. Lana who was her everyday self showed up and waited for an introduction. I hope she didn't get one, this Paris is a [BEEP].
Room 302 saw Peebee turning into.. a .. jar of peanut butter?"
*sudden, very angry growling tone* "If any single one of you little furry [BEEEEEEPS] touched that jar.."
*SUDDEN COMPLETELY REASSURING CHITTERING!*
"GOOD! Keep it that way! Make sure nobody touches it. Bite them or something if you see them try. That's a student, not a food source!
Room 210 had Angela-From-Canada .. there's too many [BLEEP] Canadians here. There's three, they could form a club. We might have to perform a cull. A Viking was looking for her weapons. Girl, if it's an axe and a sword, Seivarden took 'em down to the forge."
In town, Seivarden was at work lying to Summer. I mean, in this case totally justified because Summer-with-[beep]tude was trying to do something Regular!Summer would have cried for ages over so that's fair."
*chitter?*
*crinkling paper sounds* "Nah, couldn't read that part. You guys need better handwriting.
Breq was at Groovy Tunes where there were singing humming birds. Singing? How's that different than other birds if they're singing instead of humming? ... You know what? I don't care. Moving on.
Moomin Rider .. isn't that an adorable blobbish Swedish cartoon things? People ride them?"
*chittering for awhile*
"... Swedish-speaking Finnish cartoon things published in Swedish, in Finland.. [BEEP] why did I ask? I have regrets. Anyway. He was riding a bike at speed over the stairs.. Hey, Moomin dude? DON'T DO THAT! Stairs are for pedestrians, you hit one or scare one into stepping wrong and they're risking a broken [BEEP] neck or back by falling and all the hero [BEEP] in the world won't fix that.
That being said, when is this island gonna get some [BEEP] ramps?
Anyway. Whatever.
A young girl screaming about foot clans at the forge was.. [BEEP] WHAT?!"
*hysterical laughter for a good long while*
"Seivarden showed up and Foot-Clan-Whoever tried to kick her in the face. Good thing that didn't connect, Seivarden. Talk about [BEEP] broken necks. Got the axe out of Seivarden's hand - Oh so that's what she's doing with the axe and sword - Seivarden managed to tackle whoever to the floor for a hot second before whoever flipped and pinned her."
*muffled giggling* I'm taking the rest of this home to read later because oh my [BEEP] god, this is amusing. Buddy.. Seivarden's ex-military. Good luck with that.
Moving on. Over at Rosa's place, Someone named Sonia woke up with Miguel, who was blonde."
*chitter!*
"What? It was boring. Over at Stark's apartment, Totally Normal Tony...You squirrels haven't even read any of your own notes about him if you could write that seriously.. was dealing with, and I'm [BEEP] quoting here, 'Young Thug Steve'. Bet that was fun.
In the Park, there was a lion..wait, what, a real lion and nobody told me?! [BEEP!] Moomin was all over being all helpy. A wizard was there doing magic tricks, or maybe trying to save the teal deer from the lion. Survey's out on that one. Fenris was there, speaking gibberish with some sort of diamond-shaped..thing.. hovering over his head. Moomin-dude tried to help him too. Spark was there and herein we learn the lion's name was Mufasa and it talks so it's not actually a real lion but someone here turned into one. I feel better. Spark tried to help Fenris but I guess that didn't work so well since, you know, gibberish.
Fenris had woken up that way and had quite the day. Where the hell is Fjord?
In the Perk, Aubrey was carrying around a fish. That better not be Milady or I'm taking him away from you, Aubrey.
Stephanie and some unnamed blonde was ..awake? She was awake, yeah.
Someone was at the shooting range with a bird named Ishi.
There was a toddler waking up at Verity's, who wanted to know why he was making so much noise. Because he's a kid, Verity. They're noisy. Trust me, got a whole classroom full of 'em. I'm pretty sure that's Liam since those two have been living together for a hot minute and didn't have kids, like, yesterday.
Dr. Lecter was at Luke's because Miguel was busy being as blonde as blonde can be and forgetting he had work and [BEEP].
Eric was at Devil's Nest - Hi, Boss! - Jenny was there trying to get a drink. Tiny was.. Tiny Tim? Oh [BEEP]! and made of fail so.."
*crumples notes*
"So everyone got their own drinks for the night. Miguel was there, kinda pissing off my boss and buddy? Buddy maybe don't."
Over at Kanan and Hera's place, Caleb.."
*sudden intense silence and then a single question said with cold, deadly precision* "Caleb?"
*CHITTERING! CHITTERING AN EXPLANATION!*
"..Alright. He woke up looking for someone named Nott the Brave, which is a name someone either thought over very well or Nott at all. A Jedi Master - Huh, that's cool. She got all Force and shit?"
*chittering*
"Definitely cool. They figured out how to make eggs and bacon. Master Kiwiiks didn't know what chicken eggs looked like cuz she didn't know what a chicken was. Heh. Bet she wondered about the milk too. Since it wasn't blue.
Anyway. That's what I got for notes. Island's being a wacky [BEEP] again. ... Ah hell. Kanan's someone else today. Now what'm I gonna do for coffee? Whatever. I'll figure it out. This has been your daily rodent gossip report. If you're still yourself, maybe be kind to the people who ain't. Jack, signing herself out."
[OOC: Edited by admin request.]