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fandom_radio2019-03-24 09:19 am
biotic_psychotic) wrote in fandom_radio2019-03-24 09:19 am
Fandom Radio: Sunday March 24, 2019
"Good morning [BEEP], it's Jack with the daily rodent gossip report.
In town, Breq was at Groovy Tunes dealing with a cord-chewing.. silence?"
*chitter*
"Capital 'S' proper noun Silence. Man, this place is real [BEEP] weird sometimes.
Yang was at the park with Prompto .. who's a puppy this week I guess. I mean, sure? If you can be a puppy, be a [BEEP] puppy as long as it's the spoiled happy fat milk-drunk kind of puppy and not the starving in an alley eating out of trashcan kind of puppy. Which. Uh. Nobody on this island would let a puppy be, cuz [BEEP] you [BEEP] are all bleeding hearts."
*snickering chitter*
"Shut the [BEEP] up, Leroy. You want to see a heart bleed? Cuz I can show you.. No? Good. Anyway. Keyleth showed up and the notes don't say if she turned into a puppy too. Leroy! We've talked about this! This is stuff people need to know, how could you fail to stick around long enough to find out if two of our students have turned into puppies?! Come on, man!
Over at Luke's, Miguel was having words with the cook who'd apparently gotten brainwashed and turned into some sort of health-pimp thing and refused.. What? What?! Refused to serve coffee? At a diner? [BEEEEEEEEEEP] better have broken that conditioning by the time I get there this morning or I swear to [BEEP] I'll crack his head like a walnut and let all the stupid out! See if I don't!
I was talking guns with Kanan. Well. Blasters. Which are basically guns.
Miguel must've really needed booze cuz he convened the Drunk and Bored club. Fjord brought a rabbit - Hey, I missed rabbit?!"
*chitterrrrrrr*
"Uh. Oh. A live rabbit that's actually Amaya. Not.. uh.. food. Ok, I feel less bad."
*HORRIFIED CHITTER*
"Yeah? I have, I do, and squirrel, and rat, and whatever other critter can be had when food's scarce. Meat's meat and as long as it's not toxic.."
*CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
"What? No, of course not! [BEEP], you [BEEP] talk and communicate! That makes you people. I don't generally eat people."
*..horrified inquisitive chitter?*
"...You probably don't want me to answer that. Let's just go with 'you're safe from me, little buddy'. Moving on..
Fenris brought more booze and that's way more appropriate than a rabbit, Fjord, even if you did also bring whiskey.
And that's the daily rodent gossip report. Jack, out."
In town, Breq was at Groovy Tunes dealing with a cord-chewing.. silence?"
*chitter*
"Capital 'S' proper noun Silence. Man, this place is real [BEEP] weird sometimes.
Yang was at the park with Prompto .. who's a puppy this week I guess. I mean, sure? If you can be a puppy, be a [BEEP] puppy as long as it's the spoiled happy fat milk-drunk kind of puppy and not the starving in an alley eating out of trashcan kind of puppy. Which. Uh. Nobody on this island would let a puppy be, cuz [BEEP] you [BEEP] are all bleeding hearts."
*snickering chitter*
"Shut the [BEEP] up, Leroy. You want to see a heart bleed? Cuz I can show you.. No? Good. Anyway. Keyleth showed up and the notes don't say if she turned into a puppy too. Leroy! We've talked about this! This is stuff people need to know, how could you fail to stick around long enough to find out if two of our students have turned into puppies?! Come on, man!
Over at Luke's, Miguel was having words with the cook who'd apparently gotten brainwashed and turned into some sort of health-pimp thing and refused.. What? What?! Refused to serve coffee? At a diner? [BEEEEEEEEEEP] better have broken that conditioning by the time I get there this morning or I swear to [BEEP] I'll crack his head like a walnut and let all the stupid out! See if I don't!
I was talking guns with Kanan. Well. Blasters. Which are basically guns.
Miguel must've really needed booze cuz he convened the Drunk and Bored club. Fjord brought a rabbit - Hey, I missed rabbit?!"
*chitterrrrrrr*
"Uh. Oh. A live rabbit that's actually Amaya. Not.. uh.. food. Ok, I feel less bad."
*HORRIFIED CHITTER*
"Yeah? I have, I do, and squirrel, and rat, and whatever other critter can be had when food's scarce. Meat's meat and as long as it's not toxic.."
*CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
"What? No, of course not! [BEEP], you [BEEP] talk and communicate! That makes you people. I don't generally eat people."
*..horrified inquisitive chitter?*
"...You probably don't want me to answer that. Let's just go with 'you're safe from me, little buddy'. Moving on..
Fenris brought more booze and that's way more appropriate than a rabbit, Fjord, even if you did also bring whiskey.
And that's the daily rodent gossip report. Jack, out."