fandom_radio | Fandom Radio: Sunday March 3, 2019

"Good morning, [BEEP]. It's another crappy day outside and this entire planet needs a climate-control overhaul. This is Jack bringing you the daily rodent gossip report.

At the dorms, Breq .. returned from being an armadillo. Breq, you might want to see a vet or a doctor or something? Armadillos on this planet, they're, uh, kinda leprous? I'm not trying to be mean, I'm dead [BEEP] serious.

Third floor common room had Prompto find a cabinet of magically self-replicating furballs. Sabine had instant regret when she walked in. Prompto tried to pin the blame on her but she dodged. Good for you, Sabine! Never let anyone pin anything on you!

In town, Seivarden returned from being a cat. It's never not gonna be weird to say that. Welcome back, buddy! Hope you got lots of pets and scritches as a kitty!

Jon and I went for a small excursion off the island."

*chitter*

"No, why? Nevermind.

Miguel was having a souptastic day at Luke's.

My favorite dumbass I-Mean-Kaidan was at the gym teaching a self-defense class for Sparkle and Hernando while Miguel and Beau watched. Beau heckled Sparkle, Miguel heckled Beau and a great good time was had by all.

Sparkle was learning first-aid from Dr. Lecter and.. *muffled laughter* Um. Ok, so he found out what a CPR mask looks like. Sparkklllllle. Buddy.

And that's all there is for the daily rodent gossip report! Jack out!"

*chitter*

"Why on earth would I dunk on myself? Please. Leroy, shut it."