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fandom_radio2019-02-24 07:32 am
biotic_psychotic) wrote in fandom_radio2019-02-24 07:32 am
Fandom Radio: Sunday February 24, 2019
"Morning."
*chitter?*
"Look, [BEEP], it's too [BEEP] early to be 'good' and half the island's still mentally in the wrong time zone."
*chitter.*
"Nobody cares what you think, Leroy, so shut up. Anyway. Here's your daily rodent gossip report. Obviously, those of us who were in Iceland are [BEEP] back.
Nothing at all happened here on the island.
Meanwhile back in [BEEP] Iceland while we were getting ready to come back:
Miguel was bitching about a lack of science museums. Hey, did you guys know there's a literal .. ah hell, they're gonna beep me.. Phallus? Is the science word ok? Guess so, Leroy didn't reach for the [BEEP] beep button. There's a phallus museum. Go look that word up if you don't know it. Trust me, you want to just so you get an idea how truly weird Iceland is. What with their 'no this stuff what looks just like yogurt is totally not yogurt how dare you heathen say that it's SKYR it's made with RENNET and NO THAT DOES NOT MAKE IT A CHEESE' nonsense. Totally it's either a yogurt or a mostly soft and runny cheese, folks, don't let anyone tell you any [BEEP] different.
Anyway, Miguel was bored at breakfast, is the takeaway from that.
Jon and Dr. Lecter went to the Punk Museum and that is.. in.. a.. bathroom? What? I mean, yeah? But [BEEP] what?!
Sabine went for a sculpture shore walk.
Astrid was checking out the settlement museum.
... Wait, does that mean nobody went to the Phallus Museum?! .. Ok, wait, maybe I'm relieved the students didn't go to that? Even if it's educational. Or amusing. One of those two. Why am I relieved about this? This is a dumb thing to be relieved about, it's just a body part. I'mma go right ahead and blame this on portal lag and how now I'm cranky the sky's just all dark and not Northern Light-y.
Kanan was shopping for a reindeer. Buddy-boy, if you bought it, it don't count. You weren't supposed to [BEEP] steal any. Buying one? Totally don't count. *buzzer noise*
And.. that's.. all the [BEEP] that happened yesterday. Wow is this island boring during Spring Break. Remind me to stay home next break just to raise some hell for you little fuzzy [BEEP]."
*chitter!*
"So?"
*CHITTER!*
".. So? Anyway. This is Jack, signing off from your daily rodent gossip report."
*mutinous chitter*
"Aww, wouldn't that be too bad, you'd have to stay here.. "
*CHITTER!*
[click of radio signing off]
*chitter?*
"Look, [BEEP], it's too [BEEP] early to be 'good' and half the island's still mentally in the wrong time zone."
*chitter.*
"Nobody cares what you think, Leroy, so shut up. Anyway. Here's your daily rodent gossip report. Obviously, those of us who were in Iceland are [BEEP] back.
Nothing at all happened here on the island.
Meanwhile back in [BEEP] Iceland while we were getting ready to come back:
Miguel was bitching about a lack of science museums. Hey, did you guys know there's a literal .. ah hell, they're gonna beep me.. Phallus? Is the science word ok? Guess so, Leroy didn't reach for the [BEEP] beep button. There's a phallus museum. Go look that word up if you don't know it. Trust me, you want to just so you get an idea how truly weird Iceland is. What with their 'no this stuff what looks just like yogurt is totally not yogurt how dare you heathen say that it's SKYR it's made with RENNET and NO THAT DOES NOT MAKE IT A CHEESE' nonsense. Totally it's either a yogurt or a mostly soft and runny cheese, folks, don't let anyone tell you any [BEEP] different.
Anyway, Miguel was bored at breakfast, is the takeaway from that.
Jon and Dr. Lecter went to the Punk Museum and that is.. in.. a.. bathroom? What? I mean, yeah? But [BEEP] what?!
Sabine went for a sculpture shore walk.
Astrid was checking out the settlement museum.
... Wait, does that mean nobody went to the Phallus Museum?! .. Ok, wait, maybe I'm relieved the students didn't go to that? Even if it's educational. Or amusing. One of those two. Why am I relieved about this? This is a dumb thing to be relieved about, it's just a body part. I'mma go right ahead and blame this on portal lag and how now I'm cranky the sky's just all dark and not Northern Light-y.
Kanan was shopping for a reindeer. Buddy-boy, if you bought it, it don't count. You weren't supposed to [BEEP] steal any. Buying one? Totally don't count. *buzzer noise*
And.. that's.. all the [BEEP] that happened yesterday. Wow is this island boring during Spring Break. Remind me to stay home next break just to raise some hell for you little fuzzy [BEEP]."
*chitter!*
"So?"
*CHITTER!*
".. So? Anyway. This is Jack, signing off from your daily rodent gossip report."
*mutinous chitter*
"Aww, wouldn't that be too bad, you'd have to stay here.. "
*CHITTER!*
[click of radio signing off]