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Detective Rosa Diaz ([personal profile] died8yearsago) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2019-02-21 05:15 am

Fandom Radio; Thursday, February 21st.

Ohmygod, you have the wrong room, get that mic out of my face, Blackstone is all the way down the hall.

*chittering*

...she's still asleep and you're afraid of her snoring? More than you're afraid of me?

*chitter!*

...that is fair. I honestly don't think that's human. *sigh* Fine, whatever, just give me the damn notes and as soon as they're done, leave me the hell alone.

Back at Fandom--

*chittering*

No, I'm not introducing myself. When have I ever introduced myself on radio? Shut up. Don't interrupt. As I was saying, back at Fandom, Verity and Kincaid were still in recovery mode, and you little rodents really need to mind your own business, but I am glad to see it looks like I might not have to awkwardly run into my boss at a place where I'd rather not awkwardly run into my boss. Nice work on the upgrade, boss.

And also Peter's just glad to have a quiet day at the flower shop.

*chittering*

Yes, I do know who that is. No, I'm not calling him that.

And that's all for what went on in Fandom; everything else is for this stupid trip because, apparently, squirrels don't take vacations.

And don't even start thinking I'm going to actually try to pronounce any of these places.

In the first part of the day, there was a buffet for breakfast, but Prompto pretty much ate it all.

Then everyone boarded their buses, and Geller had knitted earwarmers for everyone on her bus and they actually liked them. Well. The kid who ate all the food, Hera, Shark Kid, and Blackstone said they did. And on their bus, Sabine and Astrid just talked about how cool Iceland is and how they're surprised they're not just sick of it yet.

So Sabine and Astrid are nerds. Got it.

Then, big surprise, we kept traveling because that's all we're doing on this trip, I guess, and everyone got all excited about reindeer, but especially Beaker and Keyleth. Kitty tried to get Lexi all excited, and Lexi proved how cool she is by not caring at all. Steve offered to take pictures.

Then there was a village with eggs. Steve and Astrid continued to be nerds by drawing those eggs, while Brooke and Blackstone were just all, what the [BEEP], they're eggs.

And then there was more hiking. Wow. I'd have never guessed. We can all skip leg day this week. Except you, Brooke. Getting your boyfriend to carry you is cheating.

*chittering*

And the squirrels want to point out that Sidon did it first. Who cares? Anyway, Skywalker looked at waterfalls, Peebee looked at rocks, Sabine took pictures. Nerds, nerds, nerds.

Then, at the hotel that night, Sabine and Mae became slightly less nerdy by inviting some people over to their room. Sabine got to hear all about Mae's weird holiday celebrating surving another day and how she wants to build a snowman that talks...

...I retract my comment about being less nerdy. Astrid talked to Sabine about painting the ceilings in the common room and the pool when they get back, because, yeah, kids, don't paint the hotel, and I'm now just realizing that you're that Astrid. Don't get yourself arrested again, Magnussen. Anyway, Magnussen also talked to Mae about Mae's new job mixing potions for people or something. Lana and Sabine talked about learning culture through food because most of the snacks they had, they couldn't pronounce, and Mae welcomed Lana to the party.

A party with four people.

Nerds.

Next time I'll make sure to break it up for you guys. Can't have you kids going wild on all these ragers. They also talked about the pool. Back at the school.

Guys. Help me out here. I can only say 'nerds' so many times.

Keyleth and Sidon went to that lake to try to see if they could find whatever this word that's basically "Icelandic Loch Ness Monster" is. I'm guessing no, but they talked about dragons or something? And Kitty and her husband had a date night since they got Steve and Tony to watch the kid, and I'm really upset you didn't tag me for sitting duties, Kitty.

...Kitty, I know you know that's sarcasm, but I'm telling you anyway, just in case, because please do not ever tag me for sitting duties.

And, on that note, I'm done. Don't ever bug me about these stupid notes again, you goddamn squirrels, or else I will personally remove every single one of your tails as slowly as I can with my dullest, rustiest kni--

**CLICK!**