Fandom Radio: Sunday February 17, 2019

[biotic_psychotic]

".. the [BEEP] do you mean I'm late? I was on a [BEEP] bus, you furry little [BEEP]. In Iceland where I should be excused from doing the [BEEP] radio!"

*chittering*

"Fine. FINE! Hand me the [BEEP] notes!"

Paper rustling.

"...What the [BEEP] is this? You followed me to Iceland and nagged me into reading the notes and there's one [BEEEEEEEEEP] note?! You little [BEEP] just wanted to come to Iceland, didn't you?"

*muted chittering*

"Whatever. I don't care. Fine. I hope you get in a fight with a [BEEP] mink."

*chittering!*

"Yes there are you little [BEEP], I looked it up! Anyway. It was the most boring Saturday to ever exist since I been on the [BEEP] island and the only note I got is that Miguel was at Luke's. That's it, that's the [BEEP] rodent gossip report, brought to you all the way from the country that people think was the basis for a Led Zepplin song because some people haven't figured out how to use the [BEEP] Google yet.

This is Jack, signing the [BEEP] off for the week and about to throw a squirrel into a hottub."

*chitter*

"I don't need to leave this chair you little [BEEP].."

*feedback squelch*