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Fandom Radio: Sunday February 10, 2019
"Good morning, all you [BEEPS] still wondering who you are. Isn't this island [BEEP] great? This is Jack and I'm bringing you a daily rodent gossip report that won't mean a [BEEP] thing to most of you until [BEEP] Monday!
Up at the school, Lana was making breakfast for Prompto and Breq. Kiddos, that food is totally for you to use. There's also a cafeteria in that building somewhere if you want to explore.
Sabine and Astrid were in Room 210 trying to figure out who's [BEEP] was which in their room and, kiddos, it really won't matter until Monday."
*exasperated chittering*
"Look, you furry little [BEEP], they're kids. Some of them are my students. None of 'em remember who they even are today and if you think I'm gonna dunk on 'em for that, you need to think some [BEEP] more. You got beef go take it up with whatever [BEEP] power on this island thinks its funny to do this [BEEP] to people.
In town, a very confused Liam learned he was pretty from the hot blonde number he woke up with. Liam, buddy, look in the [BEEP] mirror sometime. You're pretty. You're a cop and I don't trust you as far as I could [BEEP] throw you but I'll second the motion that you're a pretty [BEEP]. . This is a repeating [BEEP] theme for the day, folks. Waking up in bed with someone you don't remember going the [BEEP] to bed with but so far as the notes go, you're all in bed with the people you [BEEP] should be in bed with.
I don't recommend getting your lover's face tattooed on you anywhere. That never ends well.
Kanan and Hera woke up mightily confused and.. " *paper rustling* ".. Kanan, you [BEEP], Stance is a dog, not a wolf! Kaidan eventually made his way over there to clue them on the little [BEEP] details like their [BEEP] names.
Dr. Lecter and Jon were having a morning. Also trying to figure out who the [BEEP] they were but Dr. Lecter's a cleverdick and had a note for himself on his phone. Nice!
Steve and Tony woke up all cuddled together. Awwwkwaaard when you don't remember who the [BEEP] the other guy is. Like I said: Theme for the day.
Fjord and Fenris also.. Huh. Well, that's news. They woke up together too and then went to find breakfast.
Elliot woke up with Parker and Hardison and a dog and learned he apparently has taste because the people he woke up with were pretty. [BEEP], everyone on this [BEEP] island is too pretty to be [BEEP] believed but you woke up with two of the [BEEP] so.. *slow clapping noise* Rock the [BEEP] on, my dude.
Diaz and her dog were walking in the park. Mae chatted with her and came up with quite a [BEEP] clever theory for what's going on and sorry my student-dude, you're wrong. No trauma, just island giving everyone some memory loss for the [BEEP] weekend.
Miguel was at Luke's and he's another [BEEP] who remembered how to cook even though he didn't remember his own [BEEP] name. Miguel, if you made more of those little papanandas or whatever the [BEEP] they're called, I'm invading that diner. Diaz was there with her dog gettin' a burger and Coke. Is there any [BEEP] Pepsi products on this island? I would shiv a [BEEP] for some Mountain Dew up in here.
Hernando was being another adorable amnesiac at his store. And that's all you [BEEPS] need to know about it.
I am not an amnesiac but apparently I didn't know there was a [BEEP] holosuite in our apartment building until I found it this morning. Sparkle came in all forgetty so I walked him back to his [BEEP] apartment and we had a chat. Kaidan brought us coffee later. Peter also showed up later and we talked about space and stuff. He's another cleverdick who left himself some notes on his phone. Not a bad plan. I may need to do that. Maybe write a [BEEP] note and tape it to the door or something in case this [BEEP] ever happens to me.
Liam was at the Perk later in the afternoon and he'd forgotten he had a [BEEP] wallet. Kaidan rescued him and then sat and chatted with him instead of bringing me my [BEEP] coffee, [BEEP], Kaidan, you [BEEP]! Paris showed up and demanded all the coffee. Liam offered her his and dude, gross. It's got your germs and amoebas and [BEEP] all up in it now you touched it. I hope she didn't take it. Cop germs, Paris, nobody [BEEP] wants those.
Kathy was at Dite's with her dog. Whose name is Ronin and the squirrels want me to mention that it was not named after Ronan, who's apparently some [BEEP] from town sometimes? Who cares?
Seivarden was at Covent Garden Flowers and since she's had a hard [BEEP] week and been all sorts of crankypants, I showed up to offer her a day of fun and pampering. She was totally down for that and made me tea while I did her nails. They're so [BEEP] pretty." A pause. "It was actually kind of a fun time. Seivarden's really nice when she chills her [BEEP] out and forgets about being crabby. Anyway, we all know that'll be over by Monday and she'll go back to her usual self. Just a little more fabulous with those pretty, pretty nails! Diaz showed up later with her dog in tow and Seivarden made her tea as well and talked about weapons. Nice one, Diaz! Even if you are a [BEEP] cop.
That's what I got for you guys today. Maybe you're listening to the radio and it'll help sort some of you [BEEP] out with figuring out what your [BEEP] names are.
This is Jack signing the [BEEP] off and going to find a drink. Not coffee, cuz if Kanan even makes it to the diner today I'm probably going to have to teach him how to use the machine and believe me, nobody wants to drink coffee if I [BEEP] make it.
I never thought I'd say this but I can't [BEEP] wait for Monday."
Up at the school, Lana was making breakfast for Prompto and Breq. Kiddos, that food is totally for you to use. There's also a cafeteria in that building somewhere if you want to explore.
Sabine and Astrid were in Room 210 trying to figure out who's [BEEP] was which in their room and, kiddos, it really won't matter until Monday."
*exasperated chittering*
"Look, you furry little [BEEP], they're kids. Some of them are my students. None of 'em remember who they even are today and if you think I'm gonna dunk on 'em for that, you need to think some [BEEP] more. You got beef go take it up with whatever [BEEP] power on this island thinks its funny to do this [BEEP] to people.
In town, a very confused Liam learned he was pretty from the hot blonde number he woke up with. Liam, buddy, look in the [BEEP] mirror sometime. You're pretty. You're a cop and I don't trust you as far as I could [BEEP] throw you but I'll second the motion that you're a pretty [BEEP]. . This is a repeating [BEEP] theme for the day, folks. Waking up in bed with someone you don't remember going the [BEEP] to bed with but so far as the notes go, you're all in bed with the people you [BEEP] should be in bed with.
I don't recommend getting your lover's face tattooed on you anywhere. That never ends well.
Kanan and Hera woke up mightily confused and.. " *paper rustling* ".. Kanan, you [BEEP], Stance is a dog, not a wolf! Kaidan eventually made his way over there to clue them on the little [BEEP] details like their [BEEP] names.
Dr. Lecter and Jon were having a morning. Also trying to figure out who the [BEEP] they were but Dr. Lecter's a cleverdick and had a note for himself on his phone. Nice!
Steve and Tony woke up all cuddled together. Awwwkwaaard when you don't remember who the [BEEP] the other guy is. Like I said: Theme for the day.
Fjord and Fenris also.. Huh. Well, that's news. They woke up together too and then went to find breakfast.
Elliot woke up with Parker and Hardison and a dog and learned he apparently has taste because the people he woke up with were pretty. [BEEP], everyone on this [BEEP] island is too pretty to be [BEEP] believed but you woke up with two of the [BEEP] so.. *slow clapping noise* Rock the [BEEP] on, my dude.
Diaz and her dog were walking in the park. Mae chatted with her and came up with quite a [BEEP] clever theory for what's going on and sorry my student-dude, you're wrong. No trauma, just island giving everyone some memory loss for the [BEEP] weekend.
Miguel was at Luke's and he's another [BEEP] who remembered how to cook even though he didn't remember his own [BEEP] name. Miguel, if you made more of those little papanandas or whatever the [BEEP] they're called, I'm invading that diner. Diaz was there with her dog gettin' a burger and Coke. Is there any [BEEP] Pepsi products on this island? I would shiv a [BEEP] for some Mountain Dew up in here.
Hernando was being another adorable amnesiac at his store. And that's all you [BEEPS] need to know about it.
I am not an amnesiac but apparently I didn't know there was a [BEEP] holosuite in our apartment building until I found it this morning. Sparkle came in all forgetty so I walked him back to his [BEEP] apartment and we had a chat. Kaidan brought us coffee later. Peter also showed up later and we talked about space and stuff. He's another cleverdick who left himself some notes on his phone. Not a bad plan. I may need to do that. Maybe write a [BEEP] note and tape it to the door or something in case this [BEEP] ever happens to me.
Liam was at the Perk later in the afternoon and he'd forgotten he had a [BEEP] wallet. Kaidan rescued him and then sat and chatted with him instead of bringing me my [BEEP] coffee, [BEEP], Kaidan, you [BEEP]! Paris showed up and demanded all the coffee. Liam offered her his and dude, gross. It's got your germs and amoebas and [BEEP] all up in it now you touched it. I hope she didn't take it. Cop germs, Paris, nobody [BEEP] wants those.
Kathy was at Dite's with her dog. Whose name is Ronin and the squirrels want me to mention that it was not named after Ronan, who's apparently some [BEEP] from town sometimes? Who cares?
Seivarden was at Covent Garden Flowers and since she's had a hard [BEEP] week and been all sorts of crankypants, I showed up to offer her a day of fun and pampering. She was totally down for that and made me tea while I did her nails. They're so [BEEP] pretty." A pause. "It was actually kind of a fun time. Seivarden's really nice when she chills her [BEEP] out and forgets about being crabby. Anyway, we all know that'll be over by Monday and she'll go back to her usual self. Just a little more fabulous with those pretty, pretty nails! Diaz showed up later with her dog in tow and Seivarden made her tea as well and talked about weapons. Nice one, Diaz! Even if you are a [BEEP] cop.
That's what I got for you guys today. Maybe you're listening to the radio and it'll help sort some of you [BEEP] out with figuring out what your [BEEP] names are.
This is Jack signing the [BEEP] off and going to find a drink. Not coffee, cuz if Kanan even makes it to the diner today I'm probably going to have to teach him how to use the machine and believe me, nobody wants to drink coffee if I [BEEP] make it.
I never thought I'd say this but I can't [BEEP] wait for Monday."