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fandom_radio2019-02-03 07:14 am
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Fandom Radio: Sunday February 3, 2019
"Good [BEEP] morning, those of you [BEEP] who are awake at this [BEEP] hour. It's Jack bringing you the daily morning rodent gossip report.
Up at the Dorms, Sidon surprised Vette with an offer of a date that involved going to the weapons locker. And that? Sounds romantic as [BEEP]! Good onya, Sidon!
Second Floor Common Room had rodent-prepared pizza and a bored Sabine. What, no party? Kids, you're slacking. Get on that. I haven't reported on one drunken rager since I been here. I mean, not that I would rat you the [BEEP] out but really now. Heh. 'Rat'.
In town, Miguel was at Luke's and he had to cook because the staff had turned into fat lazy rodents. So, y'know, no real change. Miguel was making empanadas, divorced eggs, and pork and potato soap.
What?! Miguel, what the [BEEP]? I swear to [BEEP] if you fed me [BEEP] soap at any point last night..
Well [BEEP] if I ate any I sure as [BEEP] didn't notice so it must've been pretty [BEEP] tasty but if I burp up one single [BEEP] soap bubble today I am finding you and kicking your [BEEP]!
Later that night, Miguel hosted Drunk and Bored Club again which is where I might've eaten [BEEP] soap. Fenris showed up wondering why there were so many rats on the island. As were we all, ya pointy eared [BEEP]. Sparkle wasted no time getting his ogle on. Totally telling your [BEEP] boyfriendo, Sparkle, see if I don't. Seivarden was there giving a display of how she fails to have manners and then getting into a catty glare contest with Sparkle and Seivarden totally [BEEP] lost that one because Sparkle has more sass in one eyelash than Seivarden does in her entire face. I was there this time and I brought mixers because it's Hurricane season. Chatting with Sparkle. Who was also being a social butterfly and trying to chat with Miguel.
For no reason, that ominous feeling of impending doom happened again. Twice in a row now. Huh.
Eric was at Devil's Nest and I'm a little glad he didn't tag me in because I was at the Drunk and Bored club. Octavia was surprised he wasn't a giant rat. Have you seen how tall that [BEEP] is?! That'd be one [BEEP] big rat!
Breq was at Groovy Tunes and there was some sort of signing rodent choir and.. Y'know I really want to make a crack about Deaf rodents here but that's actually pretty [BEEP] cool. She tried to scare them away later with loud music but, y'know, they couldn't hear her so that [BEEP] didn't work.
Seivarden was at Covent Garden Flowers making flower arrangements and now I really do [BEEP] wonder if she was some sort of servant back where she's from. The gloves, the doing [BEEP] herself, the not knowing where to find the good tea on an island that ain't that [BEEP] big, the complete lack of manners. I feel so bad for her. Everyone be nice to Seivarden, ok? She [BEEP] needs it.
This has been Jack with another [BEEP] round of daily morning rodent gossip report. Peacing the [BEEP] out and heading to the diner for coffee. Like you do when you just want a jolt of caffeine."
Up at the Dorms, Sidon surprised Vette with an offer of a date that involved going to the weapons locker. And that? Sounds romantic as [BEEP]! Good onya, Sidon!
Second Floor Common Room had rodent-prepared pizza and a bored Sabine. What, no party? Kids, you're slacking. Get on that. I haven't reported on one drunken rager since I been here. I mean, not that I would rat you the [BEEP] out but really now. Heh. 'Rat'.
In town, Miguel was at Luke's and he had to cook because the staff had turned into fat lazy rodents. So, y'know, no real change. Miguel was making empanadas, divorced eggs, and pork and potato soap.
What?! Miguel, what the [BEEP]? I swear to [BEEP] if you fed me [BEEP] soap at any point last night..
Well [BEEP] if I ate any I sure as [BEEP] didn't notice so it must've been pretty [BEEP] tasty but if I burp up one single [BEEP] soap bubble today I am finding you and kicking your [BEEP]!
Later that night, Miguel hosted Drunk and Bored Club again which is where I might've eaten [BEEP] soap. Fenris showed up wondering why there were so many rats on the island. As were we all, ya pointy eared [BEEP]. Sparkle wasted no time getting his ogle on. Totally telling your [BEEP] boyfriendo, Sparkle, see if I don't. Seivarden was there giving a display of how she fails to have manners and then getting into a catty glare contest with Sparkle and Seivarden totally [BEEP] lost that one because Sparkle has more sass in one eyelash than Seivarden does in her entire face. I was there this time and I brought mixers because it's Hurricane season. Chatting with Sparkle. Who was also being a social butterfly and trying to chat with Miguel.
For no reason, that ominous feeling of impending doom happened again. Twice in a row now. Huh.
Eric was at Devil's Nest and I'm a little glad he didn't tag me in because I was at the Drunk and Bored club. Octavia was surprised he wasn't a giant rat. Have you seen how tall that [BEEP] is?! That'd be one [BEEP] big rat!
Breq was at Groovy Tunes and there was some sort of signing rodent choir and.. Y'know I really want to make a crack about Deaf rodents here but that's actually pretty [BEEP] cool. She tried to scare them away later with loud music but, y'know, they couldn't hear her so that [BEEP] didn't work.
Seivarden was at Covent Garden Flowers making flower arrangements and now I really do [BEEP] wonder if she was some sort of servant back where she's from. The gloves, the doing [BEEP] herself, the not knowing where to find the good tea on an island that ain't that [BEEP] big, the complete lack of manners. I feel so bad for her. Everyone be nice to Seivarden, ok? She [BEEP] needs it.
This has been Jack with another [BEEP] round of daily morning rodent gossip report. Peacing the [BEEP] out and heading to the diner for coffee. Like you do when you just want a jolt of caffeine."
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