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fandom_radio2019-01-27 12:45 am
biotic_psychotic) wrote in fandom_radio2019-01-27 12:45 am
Fandom Radio, Sunday January 27, 2019
"Good morning, [BEEP], it's Jack with your daily morning rodent gossip report. Pretty [BEEP] quiet yesterday. Where were all you [BEEP]?
At the school, the second floor common room was again the place to be. Lana was checking out her new computer. Sabine stopped by to chat about the new tech. Vette and Sabine chatted about a droid army. Girl, don't do that. Droid armies are the [BEEP] worst. Vette and Lana were talking about.. Dissecting droid brains. Right. That never ends [BEEP] tragic. [BEEP]!
In town, Breq was at Groovy Tunes doing ballet with [BEEP] flamingos. Whichever one of you [BEEP] showed her 'Fantasia' has a lot to [BEEP] answer for.
Seivarden was at Covent Garden Flowers … Leroy! Leroy, get your furry pellet-dropping [BEEP] over here! I can't be reading this [BEEP] right! This can't [BEEP] say what I think it [BEEP] says!"
*excited chittering*
"You're [BEEP] kidding me!"
*negative chitter followed by Jack busting into loud, positively evil cackling that goes on for a solid few minutes before she wheezes to a halt.*
"Seivarden was watering Tickles and dealing with a [BEEP] giant [BEEP] that smells like a rotting corpse. I [BEEP] you not, that is what Leroy confirmed the [BEEP] note says. A giant corpse-stench .. member."
*more cackling ensues*
"God, I almost hope that is some sort of [BEEP] flower because otherwise that sounds like a situation to get a [BEEP] doctor involved toot [BEEP] sweet! [BEEP] my ribs hurt from laughing like that.
Miguel was at Luke's arguing with the cook over mashed potatoes. Seivarden stopped by to talk about lifting heavy things. I guess maybe that giant death-stench [BEEP] was too heavy for her. Nah, that's not what the note says; I'm just taking a guess here. Miguel probably has no problem lifting a giant [BEEP]."
*CHITTTTTTEEERRR*
"What? You're gonna beep it anyway. I could've said 'tea pot'. Shut the [BEEP] up and let me finish.
Jon and Dr. Lecter went shopping. Really? And you little [BEEP] didn't stalk them? Lame."
*subdued chittering*
"Dr. Lecter, I want your secret to keeping these furry little [BEEP] out of my [BEEP].
The Drunk and Bored Club continue to be [BEEP] and not invite me. They moved it to Miguel's, in case anyone gives a [BEEP]. Fjord brought decent whiskey instead of shitty beer, Rosa can't figure out Fjord's [BEEP] name. How is this woman a [BEEP] detective, she can't remember a simple [BEEP] name? [BEEP]. She chatted with Miguel and didn't use his [BEEP] name once either. Beau showed up and tried to kick the [BEEP] door in. [BEEP], Beau you live right next door, you can't tell a [BEEP] when this club meets? [BEEP]!
This is Jack about to go get some [BEEP] coffee after bringing you the daily rodent gossip report. Man you [BEEP] were boring yesterday."
At the school, the second floor common room was again the place to be. Lana was checking out her new computer. Sabine stopped by to chat about the new tech. Vette and Sabine chatted about a droid army. Girl, don't do that. Droid armies are the [BEEP] worst. Vette and Lana were talking about.. Dissecting droid brains. Right. That never ends [BEEP] tragic. [BEEP]!
In town, Breq was at Groovy Tunes doing ballet with [BEEP] flamingos. Whichever one of you [BEEP] showed her 'Fantasia' has a lot to [BEEP] answer for.
Seivarden was at Covent Garden Flowers … Leroy! Leroy, get your furry pellet-dropping [BEEP] over here! I can't be reading this [BEEP] right! This can't [BEEP] say what I think it [BEEP] says!"
*excited chittering*
"You're [BEEP] kidding me!"
*negative chitter followed by Jack busting into loud, positively evil cackling that goes on for a solid few minutes before she wheezes to a halt.*
"Seivarden was watering Tickles and dealing with a [BEEP] giant [BEEP] that smells like a rotting corpse. I [BEEP] you not, that is what Leroy confirmed the [BEEP] note says. A giant corpse-stench .. member."
*more cackling ensues*
"God, I almost hope that is some sort of [BEEP] flower because otherwise that sounds like a situation to get a [BEEP] doctor involved toot [BEEP] sweet! [BEEP] my ribs hurt from laughing like that.
Miguel was at Luke's arguing with the cook over mashed potatoes. Seivarden stopped by to talk about lifting heavy things. I guess maybe that giant death-stench [BEEP] was too heavy for her. Nah, that's not what the note says; I'm just taking a guess here. Miguel probably has no problem lifting a giant [BEEP]."
*CHITTTTTTEEERRR*
"What? You're gonna beep it anyway. I could've said 'tea pot'. Shut the [BEEP] up and let me finish.
Jon and Dr. Lecter went shopping. Really? And you little [BEEP] didn't stalk them? Lame."
*subdued chittering*
"Dr. Lecter, I want your secret to keeping these furry little [BEEP] out of my [BEEP].
The Drunk and Bored Club continue to be [BEEP] and not invite me. They moved it to Miguel's, in case anyone gives a [BEEP]. Fjord brought decent whiskey instead of shitty beer, Rosa can't figure out Fjord's [BEEP] name. How is this woman a [BEEP] detective, she can't remember a simple [BEEP] name? [BEEP]. She chatted with Miguel and didn't use his [BEEP] name once either. Beau showed up and tried to kick the [BEEP] door in. [BEEP], Beau you live right next door, you can't tell a [BEEP] when this club meets? [BEEP]!
This is Jack about to go get some [BEEP] coffee after bringing you the daily rodent gossip report. Man you [BEEP] were boring yesterday."