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fandom_radio2019-01-20 04:59 pm
biotic_psychotic) wrote in fandom_radio2019-01-20 04:59 pm
Fandom Radio: Sunday January 20, 2019
"Good morning if you can call it a [BEEP] good morning when you wake up 4 inches tall. This is Jack bringing you the daily rodent gossip report."
*chitter*
"Shut the [BEEP] up Leroy, nobody [BEEP] asked you.
At the school, the second floor common room was the place to be. Prompto made his way down and hung out with Vette and Lana and share their misery about being small.
Vette and Lana [BEEP] some more about the fridge until Lana got it open and they had.. Cold seafood for breakfast? [BEEP] that's gnarly.
Up in Room 420 and I'm told that's a giant [BEEP] joke because the two people who live there are so straight-edge you could use 'em as [BEEP] rulers were dealing with the shrinkage on their own. Paris tried to work out whether she'd gotten small or the school had grown by using .. Look, I don't write the notes.. a crappy version of the scientific method while they discussed whether or not Sidon should just jump out of his tank. Buddy? I hope you didn't do that. My Commander had fish that did that once. It didn't end well for the fish.
Outside the Danger Shop, Dean Skywalker McMetropants met up with his littlest granddaughter. Granddaughter?"
*chitter*
".. So he comes by that metro honestly and Skywalker? I want to know what [BEEEEEEEP] moisturizer you use, because [BEEP].
In town, Miguel was swinging around Luke's. I really want to make a [BEEP] four inch joke here but I like Miguel so I'm not gonna. Seivarden was there with Fjord talking about food and his roommate.
Miguel swung by to say hello and Seivarden overreacted and can't tell the difference between the hot guy in shades and a spider. Really? [BEEP]. Gurl, what do men look like where you come from? .. On second thought, never [BEEP] mind.
Over at Jon and his husband's house, the pair of them found themselves trapped by cats until Sparkle showed up and.. What? Sparkle, [BEEP], man, it's GULLIVER not [BEEP] GILLIGAN! [BEEP] this, I'm making you watch that [BEEP] movie this weekend.
Kanan and Hera .. "
*sound of paper crumpling*
*CHITTER!*
"I will turn you into a [BEEP] coat! Shut your [BEEP] mouth. Anyway. They cleverly used Stance as transport."
*CHITTER!*
"[BEEP] you. Step up, furball. No? Thought not. Let me finish the [BEEP] notes.
Covent Garden Flowers was open and Seivarden was being rude to a customer. Drama much, babe?
Groovy Tunes had a singing mice infestation.. What the [BEEP]? Really? Really, I guess. Breq hauled a key all the way from the dorms to open up. Jon, take note.
The Forge was open and Amaya was making tiny little.. Things. Definitely things. I have no [BEEP] clue what those things are but they are definitely things.
At the Arms Hotel Fenris and Fjord were figuring out how to deal with being this [BEEP] size.
At the apartment above Stark's, Tony and Steve were planning to make togas. At least it's practical.
Kaidan and I woke up small but thank [BEEP] we'd fallen asleep playing a video game. Shoes were a problem until Hernando showed up with some. We went around the building to see if anyone else needed help. Peter was home but didn't need help.
This is Jack, having brought you the daily rodent gossip report, signing off. About to go drink some coffee out of a cup and saucer like a civilized person.
Right before I harsh-pound some whiskey out of a red Solo cup like the [BEEP] barbarian I am. Stay safe, mini-folk."
[oops. Guess who thought for some reason he was doing it all weekend? ahahah sorry!]
*chitter*
"Shut the [BEEP] up Leroy, nobody [BEEP] asked you.
At the school, the second floor common room was the place to be. Prompto made his way down and hung out with Vette and Lana and share their misery about being small.
Vette and Lana [BEEP] some more about the fridge until Lana got it open and they had.. Cold seafood for breakfast? [BEEP] that's gnarly.
Up in Room 420 and I'm told that's a giant [BEEP] joke because the two people who live there are so straight-edge you could use 'em as [BEEP] rulers were dealing with the shrinkage on their own. Paris tried to work out whether she'd gotten small or the school had grown by using .. Look, I don't write the notes.. a crappy version of the scientific method while they discussed whether or not Sidon should just jump out of his tank. Buddy? I hope you didn't do that. My Commander had fish that did that once. It didn't end well for the fish.
Outside the Danger Shop, Dean Skywalker McMetropants met up with his littlest granddaughter. Granddaughter?"
*chitter*
".. So he comes by that metro honestly and Skywalker? I want to know what [BEEEEEEEP] moisturizer you use, because [BEEP].
In town, Miguel was swinging around Luke's. I really want to make a [BEEP] four inch joke here but I like Miguel so I'm not gonna. Seivarden was there with Fjord talking about food and his roommate.
Miguel swung by to say hello and Seivarden overreacted and can't tell the difference between the hot guy in shades and a spider. Really? [BEEP]. Gurl, what do men look like where you come from? .. On second thought, never [BEEP] mind.
Over at Jon and his husband's house, the pair of them found themselves trapped by cats until Sparkle showed up and.. What? Sparkle, [BEEP], man, it's GULLIVER not [BEEP] GILLIGAN! [BEEP] this, I'm making you watch that [BEEP] movie this weekend.
Kanan and Hera .. "
*sound of paper crumpling*
*CHITTER!*
"I will turn you into a [BEEP] coat! Shut your [BEEP] mouth. Anyway. They cleverly used Stance as transport."
*CHITTER!*
"[BEEP] you. Step up, furball. No? Thought not. Let me finish the [BEEP] notes.
Covent Garden Flowers was open and Seivarden was being rude to a customer. Drama much, babe?
Groovy Tunes had a singing mice infestation.. What the [BEEP]? Really? Really, I guess. Breq hauled a key all the way from the dorms to open up. Jon, take note.
The Forge was open and Amaya was making tiny little.. Things. Definitely things. I have no [BEEP] clue what those things are but they are definitely things.
At the Arms Hotel Fenris and Fjord were figuring out how to deal with being this [BEEP] size.
At the apartment above Stark's, Tony and Steve were planning to make togas. At least it's practical.
Kaidan and I woke up small but thank [BEEP] we'd fallen asleep playing a video game. Shoes were a problem until Hernando showed up with some. We went around the building to see if anyone else needed help. Peter was home but didn't need help.
This is Jack, having brought you the daily rodent gossip report, signing off. About to go drink some coffee out of a cup and saucer like a civilized person.
Right before I harsh-pound some whiskey out of a red Solo cup like the [BEEP] barbarian I am. Stay safe, mini-folk."
[oops. Guess who thought for some reason he was doing it all weekend? ahahah sorry!]