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fandom_radio2019-01-05 10:21 pm
biotic_psychotic) wrote in fandom_radio2019-01-05 10:21 pm
Fandom Radio: Sunday January 5, 2019
"Good morning all you sunshiney-faced little [BEEP] who are up early enough to listen to me live. It's Jack again, bringing you your daily rodent spy report.
Up at the school, Prompto Argentum was hanging out in his room alone. *pause* Ok, my little furry [BEEP] friends? When a teenage boy is in his room alone, you want to stay out or at least knock real loud and give them some time to answer the door."
*chittering*
"Oh? Nevermind. False alarm. Door was open. Sometimes I wonder about these squirrels, man.
In town, Seivarden Vendaai, the person the squirrels kidnapped for radio yesterday.."
*chittering* "Huh, really? Every Friday?" *chitter* "Ok. ...does the radio every Friday.. Was having some kind of moth problem at Covent Garden Flowers. What is she, a lamp? Anyway. Mitsutada Shokudaiquiri.."
*CHITTER* "Look, I can't help it if you don't know how to [BEEP] spell! I guess it's pronounced Shokudaikiri, not like the drink. Whatever. He was a little horrified she was sending the moths out into the cold to die and then they had tea. Seivarden and Mitsutada. Not the moths. Moths don't drink.
People were plotting [BEEP]..Which people? What [BEEP]? You guys are terrible reporters. Details, [BEEP]! Details!
Ok, see this one? This one you did good on. Fjord was at the Perk talking to Liam about spaghetti..What? Fjord, man, what? Kagura was poking her nose into Liam's business, and kiddo? He's a cop. Don't do that. You don't want any cop's attention if you can help it. Yours truly was.. chatting with Lana."
*CHITTER!* "What? I was! It's even right here in the notes! Lemme read the [BEEP] things. Dee - and no, I'm still not calling her that stupid thing it says right here. Do you guys not know what 'Sweet D' actually stands for? Go Urban Dictionary that [BEEP]. I'm talking to the squirrels. Not the rest of you listening. The rest of you probably shouldn't do that. Safe Search is your friend. Use it. Dee was talking to Liam. Lana was too. I mean, for a cop he seems decent enough. People still shouldn't make such an easy habit of talking to them though. That's just bad practice.
Miguel was working at Luke's and buddy? I hope you ate enough pancakes to soak up all the booze you were drinking later.
That's right, the latest meeting of something called the Drunk and Bored Club happened on the beach. What's a [BEEP] gotta do to get an invite cuz [BEEP] knows I'm usually bored and far too sober.
Shut your [BEEP] mouth, Kaidan. I can hear you copping 'tude from here. There was a draft.
Fenris and Miguel discussed how bored they were, Fjord and Miguel talked about what a Grinch Fjord is. *Pause* Ok, look you little [BEEP], you can't just go making a Grinch reference just because the dude is [BEEP] green. That's not clever. Next time, use Krampus. He's less muppety and gross than the Grinch."
*chitter?* "Shut up. Of course I've seen it. Hasn't everyone?" *chitter.* "Shut up twice.
Fenris gave Fjord some [BEEP] about the low-quality beer Fjord brought. Good for him. Life's too short to drink piss. Unless that's your thing. I don't judge. Beau was asking Fjord about his classes. She chatted with Fenris about whether she'd pre-gamed the club and how it was cheating. All's fair in love, war, and drinking [BEEP] under the table, [BEEP]. Also that [BEEEP] has no room to talk about piss drinks because he's the one who brought the winecoolers. Beau was giving them some righteous side-eye while she asked Miguel about a corkscrew. Winecoolers, man? Really?
That's all the notes the squirrels have for today. Time for my weekly date with the ickle."
*chitter?*
"It is now. He'd better have the coffee brewing. This is Jack, the voice of your Sunday morning rodent report, signing off."
[fin]
Up at the school, Prompto Argentum was hanging out in his room alone. *pause* Ok, my little furry [BEEP] friends? When a teenage boy is in his room alone, you want to stay out or at least knock real loud and give them some time to answer the door."
*chittering*
"Oh? Nevermind. False alarm. Door was open. Sometimes I wonder about these squirrels, man.
In town, Seivarden Vendaai, the person the squirrels kidnapped for radio yesterday.."
*chittering* "Huh, really? Every Friday?" *chitter* "Ok. ...does the radio every Friday.. Was having some kind of moth problem at Covent Garden Flowers. What is she, a lamp? Anyway. Mitsutada Shokudaiquiri.."
*CHITTER* "Look, I can't help it if you don't know how to [BEEP] spell! I guess it's pronounced Shokudaikiri, not like the drink. Whatever. He was a little horrified she was sending the moths out into the cold to die and then they had tea. Seivarden and Mitsutada. Not the moths. Moths don't drink.
People were plotting [BEEP]..Which people? What [BEEP]? You guys are terrible reporters. Details, [BEEP]! Details!
Ok, see this one? This one you did good on. Fjord was at the Perk talking to Liam about spaghetti..What? Fjord, man, what? Kagura was poking her nose into Liam's business, and kiddo? He's a cop. Don't do that. You don't want any cop's attention if you can help it. Yours truly was.. chatting with Lana."
*CHITTER!* "What? I was! It's even right here in the notes! Lemme read the [BEEP] things. Dee - and no, I'm still not calling her that stupid thing it says right here. Do you guys not know what 'Sweet D' actually stands for? Go Urban Dictionary that [BEEP]. I'm talking to the squirrels. Not the rest of you listening. The rest of you probably shouldn't do that. Safe Search is your friend. Use it. Dee was talking to Liam. Lana was too. I mean, for a cop he seems decent enough. People still shouldn't make such an easy habit of talking to them though. That's just bad practice.
Miguel was working at Luke's and buddy? I hope you ate enough pancakes to soak up all the booze you were drinking later.
That's right, the latest meeting of something called the Drunk and Bored Club happened on the beach. What's a [BEEP] gotta do to get an invite cuz [BEEP] knows I'm usually bored and far too sober.
Shut your [BEEP] mouth, Kaidan. I can hear you copping 'tude from here. There was a draft.
Fenris and Miguel discussed how bored they were, Fjord and Miguel talked about what a Grinch Fjord is. *Pause* Ok, look you little [BEEP], you can't just go making a Grinch reference just because the dude is [BEEP] green. That's not clever. Next time, use Krampus. He's less muppety and gross than the Grinch."
*chitter?* "Shut up. Of course I've seen it. Hasn't everyone?" *chitter.* "Shut up twice.
Fenris gave Fjord some [BEEP] about the low-quality beer Fjord brought. Good for him. Life's too short to drink piss. Unless that's your thing. I don't judge. Beau was asking Fjord about his classes. She chatted with Fenris about whether she'd pre-gamed the club and how it was cheating. All's fair in love, war, and drinking [BEEP] under the table, [BEEP]. Also that [BEEEP] has no room to talk about piss drinks because he's the one who brought the winecoolers. Beau was giving them some righteous side-eye while she asked Miguel about a corkscrew. Winecoolers, man? Really?
That's all the notes the squirrels have for today. Time for my weekly date with the ickle."
*chitter?*
"It is now. He'd better have the coffee brewing. This is Jack, the voice of your Sunday morning rodent report, signing off."
[fin]