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Nina ([personal profile] bookbeltof_love) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2019-01-04 06:28 am

Fandom Radio | Friday, January 4th

*concerned chittering*

No!!!!!!! No, I am fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine, like, totally, it's just the death plague and I am probably dying and couldn't you have, like, taken pity on my poor, delicate health and gotten Vette to do this instead?????????????????

*more concerned chittering*

No, I am here already!!!!!!!!!!!! As a heroine, I must now bravely soldier on!!!!!!!!!!!!! That which doesn't kill us only makes us stronger, right???????????

As far as I can tell, no one's died at School, so well done, teachers!!!!!!!!!!!! It's a low bar but so far all of you have passed it!!!!!!!!!!! Not that was hard in Culture Shock since Grumpy Bus Guy and Summer teamed up and made them all so introductions. It was a bit more impressive in Problem Solving and You! since Cara and Magnus skipped introductions in lieu of starting a bar fight!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Dollar Store Arts and Crafts, taught by Hardison, had Paris worrying about being kidnapped by strange men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*coughing fit*

*chittering*

I already told you!!!!! I'm dying!!!!!!!!! *more coughing*

As far as I can tell, no one died in the Dorms either, which is totally wrong, but nothing much caught their attention otherwise either. Town is where the bulk of everything happened.

Vette was at Syndulla Scrap, while Sidon was at Furnado with a sleepy kitten. Hernando was over at T42 and Fjord came in for tea and… something about good and evil in people??????? Sabine got confetti'd over at Wellspring Arms and I swear it wasn't Vette and I, Sabine!!!!!!!!

At Covent Garden Flowers, Octavia was ignoring… Valentine's Day??????????? What is that?????????????

*chittering!*

Ohmygosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*more coughing*

Okay, okay, so it's totally amazing but I need to get this done so I can die in peace. Luke's was having Hardison and brunch. Or was he having brunch???? At the Trooper Station, Liam was slacking off by texting Kaidan, but their conversation must have been, like, totally boring since the squirrels drew very rude images on the notes instead of writing down what they said!!!!!!!!!!!

And, finally, Jack—new student, I guess??????—was trying to get home on the Causeway and, like, totally failing. Well, that sucks a lot. Another new student, Mae wandered by and they did the whole intro thing and Mae thought Jack should get a scooter. Prompto also wandered by and when he learned that Jack couldn't get home, made sure Jack knew that people would totally help him figure that out!!!!!!!!!

See, Prompto, that's one of those reasons you're great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also if you're listening to this and I just embarrassed you, well, that's too bad!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also, like, ohmygosh do you think people off-island can listen to these things????? Do you think your friends are?????? If so, ohmygoshhi!!!!!!!!!!!!

And now I'm going to go die. If you see my body somewhere, please bury it with a bed of roses, okay????????