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Fandom Radio: Sunday December 30
"What do you mean, I’m doing the radio?" Jack complained, "Who the [BEEP] signed me up for this? It’s too [BEEP] early in the morning to be awake unless you’re a masochistic dickhead who likes to go running in the [BEEP] dark. What? Of course I can understand your stupid furry ass. No, that’s not ‘good’. What are these papers for? Notes? On what?"
A sound of paper rustling. *chitter* "Stop shoving! I’m taking them, I’m taking them. I said stop shoving!"
[feedback squelch noise and some slightly panicked chittering]
"No. You can all just float there where you can’t stampede me while I read these over. If you’re good and quiet, I’ll let you down gently when I’m done."
*chittering that sounds less panicked and more cheerful*
"Yeah, I know it’s fun to float. Go ahead and spin yourselves in somersaults if you want the headrush."
Could squirrels say ‘whee’? They were trying.
"Introduction? Oh [BEEP] this place. Fine. Hi. I’m Jack, and here’s your daily interfering rodent report I guess."
"Someone named Seivarden Vendaai read the radio - guys? What the hell do you need me for if someone’s already..?" *chittering* "Oh. Sure, spread that misery right around. Furry little jerks.
There was a picnic for all the new kids and teachers. Hi, all you other new people who got to sleep in. The morning was just for teachers and students. Kids got to meet their new ‘sibling’ in some sort of big brother-big sister match up..thing. Probably a good idea. Give ‘em someone to help ‘em kick a few teeth in if anyone gives ‘em [BEEP].
Keyleth was there waiting for her big sibling.
Norman and Kagura talked about what a useful big brother he was going to be. Aww, lucky kiddo. My big brothers are all useful, but they’re also [BEEP], so I hope hers is a better one.
Vette.. That’s a person, not a ship? *chitter* What? Yes it is too a ship! A Corvette is called a Vette too. *insistent chittering* It’s a girl. She was waiting for someone else named Jack. The not-me sort of person. The only big-sister duty I have logged is Kanan. *inquisitive chitter* No, I’m not explaining that. Shut your furry little face and let me get on with this. When The-Other-Jack finally showed up, Vette explained why he needed a big sister and gave him a rundown on things like the post office and how people generally need all their limbs. No they don't. *chitter* They don't. You can live just fine without any limbs at all. It just, y'know, really sucks, so it's good he has his.
Prompto met up with Entrapta and talked about how she walked on her hair. Her hair? Didn’t that [BEEP] hurt? *negative chittering* I guess not. [BEEP], girl. Skills!
Trevor was being a pottymouth. Oi! Trevor! Watch that [BEEP] [BEEP]! This place probably has magical soap or some [BEEP] that’ll show up and wash your entire [BEEP] mouth out.
Mae met up with Sidon and there was some confusion about whether she was named Kat because she happens to look like a cat and Sidon? Buddy? If that were the case I hope you’d go find her parents and smack them, because that’s just so cute it’s sickening. Then Mae met up with Sabine who was her assigned big sister. They talked about sisters and parents and insanity and yup, that all tracks.
The other Kat, the one with the name but not the face of a feline, finally met up with Sidon and.. Thought he was the mascot? I mean, biggo sharky buddy needs to switch to decaf but he wasn’t carrying pom-poms or [BEEP], so what the [BEEP]? *explanatory chittering* Right, right, this [BEEP] humanocentric planet. Thank [BEEP] it’s not like that at home. Sidon pointed her at the dorms and she beat feet to get there.
New room assignments were posted so there were a bunch of people trying to find their roommates. *rustling* Huh. Co-ed dorms? I hope there’s birth control in the water supply. Or saltpeter. Something. *admonished chittering* Don’t even try that [BEEP] on me, I teach teenagers back home too. I know what they get up to. No shame in it as long as everyone walks away clean, healthy, and, y’know, not a parent when they’re not ready for a baby. *shocked chittering* What? You’re a rodent. Don’t tell me you don’t get up to more than your share of [BEEP]. *SHOCKED CHITTERING* Yeah, yeah, fine.
Bobby met up with the definitely-not-me Jack who also only uses Jack, and buddy boy? We’re gonna need to talk and color code you or something, because I’m older and therefore have dibs. He’s confused why he’s here, and I guess that just happens sometimes.
Keyleth met up with the not-feline Kat who.. Really?.. Kept being an example of why humans should be locked on Earth and maybe quarantined for the good of every other species in the galaxy. *chitter* What do you mean, they’re not all from this galaxy? I know that! I mean any galaxy. *chittttters* Yeah, I know I’m human, so I’m speaking from experience here.
Trevor and Mae met up and talked about how sharing a room is insanity but sanity sucks. Right on, you two.
The teachers were all hanging out, being awkward as [BEEP] and hoping that people wouldn’t talk to them. Which meant we were all talking to each other. *chitter* Yeah, I know I was. Shut up."
There was a small ‘doink’ noise and then something that could not be classified as anything other than a manically cheerful squirrel chittering.
"Moving on now that the small snarky furball is on the other side of the room..
Karolina was there wearing..*rustling* See? SEE? This is how you spot the cheerleader mascot! Look for the pom poms! She was wearing ‘em on her head, but she even had two!
I met Fjord and we talked about classes. I mean, we’re teachers who’ve never met before, what the [BEEP] else would we talk about? Scars? Then he chatted with Beau about being all respectable and stuff now. *LOUD SKEPTICAL SNORT* [BEEP] I hope not or it’s gonna be a boring semester.
Jon was there being all manner of hot. *disappointed chittering* Shut your furry [BEEP] mouth, that was funny! Dr. Lecter was hovering and talking about getting arrested and then becoming a cop. Dude, pick one. *chitter* Oh, that’s his husband? Hover away, my dude. I wasn’t hovering when I went over to talk to him. We talked about classes, natch, like responsible [BEEP] teachers. *chittter* Nah. I don’t care what the note says, I was there. I know what we talked about.
Then I bumped into ickle bickle bebeh brother buddy! Look how growed up he is, being all teachery and [BEEP]! Kanan, I’m proud of you. Even if you were covered in enough glitter someone might confuse you for a two-buck hump. We talked teacher [BEEP]. *chitter* Yes we did. *chitter* No, we talked about porn yesterday. Jeez, guys, keep up.
Summer was there and Kanan talked more teacher [BEEP]. *chitter?* Yeah, really. Would I lie? *CHITTER* Look, [BEEP], you picked me to do this. You don’t like it, get someone else. I won’t care. Dr. Lecter chatted with her about their classes. *chitter!* Look, teachers gonna talk teacher [BEEP], get used to it! Plus, you think I’m dumb enough to dunk on my coworkers my very first day, you’re stupider than your fuzzy little bucktoothed face makes you look! *chitter* Yeah, well, he’s different. Did you see all that glitter? [BEEP].
Rosa was there. I thought she was a cop? *chitter* Oh.
Amaya was there and you should all feel sorry for her because guess who got the lucky draw and gets to spend time being my big sister! *sad chitter* Whatever.
We talked about that for a bit. She seems solid. Reliable. Dependable. Like I said, whoever thought it was a great [BEEP] idea to stick her with me? *BUZZER NOISE* If you think she’s going to rub any of that off on me, you got another think coming. I have references for what kind of bad influence I am. *chitter?* Yeah. Well, a rap sheet. Same [BEEP] thing. Speaking of people I’m going to be a bad influence on, Sparkle showed up and we chatted clothing for awhile. Any of you [BEEP] who haven’t geared up for the cold season yet should go see him. He’s got lots. *chitter* What? How the [BEEP] would I know where the store is? I just got here! There’s probably a map or some [BEEP]. Make yourself useful. Float the [BEEP] around and find me a map.
Dee was.. *chitter* I’m not calling her that. *chitter* Nope... Anyway. Dee was there, hanging out with Magnus and talking being shirtless nerd creepers and yeah, that tracks. Look, if she gets to call him ‘Mac’ I don’t gotta call her the thing you wrote down. *chitter* Bite me. OW! You little [BEEP]! Float your ass back here, I’mma slap you into space! Dee met up with Dr. Lecter went over to try and fill her in on the island’s idiosyncrasies. You spelled that wrong, by the way.
Magnus went on being shirtless and bicep porn guy and how did I miss this? Where were you furry little [BEEP] when I could’ve used someone pointing out the eye candy? I’m disappointed in you, is what I am.
Miguel was hanging out with coffee. I chatted with him about.. Yeah, more teacher stuff. *chitter* I did not throw that pumpkin, that was Lana. Whatever happened to Darth McHottypants anyway? *chitter* Oh. Well. If he ever comes back, I expect one of you furry [BEEP] to pick up a phone and let me know.
Kitty was there and talking with Rosa about her baby. Kitty’s baby, not Rosa’s. *hysterical chittering laughter* What? *long chittering explanation* Huh. Ok.
In the afternoon the picnic opened up to everyone. Suckers.
Octavia was there getting hugs from Magnus. Nice. Enjoy those arms, babe.
Beau was putting bacon in her pockets..Beau? Beau, babe, really - there were boxes. Grease stains. *a beat* Dish soap will take it out though. Hydrogen peroxide’ll get out blood stains but it’ll bleach the [BEEP] out of your clothing. *chitter!* What? It’s practical life skills, here. You think there’s a woman alive who doesn’t learn that trick? HA! Magnus was there getting his concern-cooties all over her for putting bacon in her pockets. That’s really sort of sweet in a [BEEP] up sort of way.
I chatted with Peebee about my class.
Breq was people watching.
Norman was hanging out, reading zombie comics.
Vette was taking advantage of all those boxes - See, Beau? That’s how you do it. Take notes or some [BEEP] - and talking to Lana about their vacation. *chitter!* Nope. Vacation. That’s what they talked about. *CHITTER!* You want to read this? Go ahead. I’ll wait. *muttering chitter* Sidon offered Vette some help carrying the boxes back to her room. *chittttteeerrr* What? He did!
Sparkle was there, pushing clothes on people. He chatted with Breq about it. See? Talking about clothing. It happens. Dr. Lecter was the third person he talked clothing with. *chitter* Look, [BEEP], he owns a clothing store. Word of mouth is a thing. *chitter* Shut your mouth is also a thing. Learn it. You’ll live longer.
Trevor was the recipient of one of Sparkle’s moments of largesse and got a lesson on how the food here’s fine and all you have to do is ..*rustling and IMMEDIATE LOUD CACKLING LAUGHTER* Put it in your mouth and swallow. Direct quote. Sparkle, I [BEEEEEEP] love you! Sidon introduced Trevor to the joys of pizza. Where the hell is that guy from, the 15th century? *chitter* Really? *chitter* Huh. Well [BEEP] me, guess he is.
Entrapta was the next recipient of Sparkle’s hyper clothing drive thing. They also talked about his clothing store. See? Jesus. Sidon went over and talked teeth with her. Well, hey. He’s an expert on teeth, right? You can see the gleam just ‘ting’ off his across the [BEEP] yard.
Mae was next on the Sparkle train and they, yes, look right at this note you little [BEEP], talked clothing. Also how maths is the worst. She’s not wrong. It’s a useful skill, though. How else do you calculate the amount of explosives needed to take down an entire building? *CHITTER!* Don’t even give me that. There’s no way someone hasn’t taught that at this school before. *subdued chittering* Yeah, I thought so. It’s a practical life skill!
Tip was people watching.
Astrid was sketching.
Prompto was eating pizza. Good boy.
Sidon was also eating pizza. He’s a good boy, too.
Lana was people watching.
I was there waiting for my [BEEP] brother to show up. Took you long enough, [BEEP]! Jesus Christ, I saw Kanan like fifty times before you showed up. Guess which brother I like best right now? Guess! [BEEP].
Sabine and Lana talked hair color. That really is a fantastic color, Sabine. Good for you.
Bobby was enjoying the food.
Kagura got glomped by a giant puppy and not one of the adults went over to ask her if she was ok. *chitter?* Of course I didn’t. I could see she was ok. It’s not like that big fluffy monstrosity was a varren or anything.
Like I said, Kaidan finally showed his [BEEP] up. Slacker. Nah, nah, it's good. I'm glad you finally got some [BEEP] sleep, [BEEP].
Fenris showed up all sick and [BEEP] and buddy, when you're sneezy like that you need to stay the [BEEP] home and not contaminate everything. He touched the food so expect a rash of plague to sweep through everyone. [BEEP]. Anyway, Keyleth was there to compliment him on his hat.
And that's all the notes the furry [BEEP] spies have for today. This is the One True Jack, signing Off. *chittering!* You guys have zero sense of humor. Did they leave that out of you when the demons summoned you out of hell? *chitter!* Riiiight. Suuuure they didn't. *chittttterrrr!* Uh huh. Like I'm going to believe that."
[fin]
A sound of paper rustling. *chitter* "Stop shoving! I’m taking them, I’m taking them. I said stop shoving!"
[feedback squelch noise and some slightly panicked chittering]
"No. You can all just float there where you can’t stampede me while I read these over. If you’re good and quiet, I’ll let you down gently when I’m done."
*chittering that sounds less panicked and more cheerful*
"Yeah, I know it’s fun to float. Go ahead and spin yourselves in somersaults if you want the headrush."
Could squirrels say ‘whee’? They were trying.
"Introduction? Oh [BEEP] this place. Fine. Hi. I’m Jack, and here’s your daily interfering rodent report I guess."
"Someone named Seivarden Vendaai read the radio - guys? What the hell do you need me for if someone’s already..?" *chittering* "Oh. Sure, spread that misery right around. Furry little jerks.
There was a picnic for all the new kids and teachers. Hi, all you other new people who got to sleep in. The morning was just for teachers and students. Kids got to meet their new ‘sibling’ in some sort of big brother-big sister match up..thing. Probably a good idea. Give ‘em someone to help ‘em kick a few teeth in if anyone gives ‘em [BEEP].
Keyleth was there waiting for her big sibling.
Norman and Kagura talked about what a useful big brother he was going to be. Aww, lucky kiddo. My big brothers are all useful, but they’re also [BEEP], so I hope hers is a better one.
Vette.. That’s a person, not a ship? *chitter* What? Yes it is too a ship! A Corvette is called a Vette too. *insistent chittering* It’s a girl. She was waiting for someone else named Jack. The not-me sort of person. The only big-sister duty I have logged is Kanan. *inquisitive chitter* No, I’m not explaining that. Shut your furry little face and let me get on with this. When The-Other-Jack finally showed up, Vette explained why he needed a big sister and gave him a rundown on things like the post office and how people generally need all their limbs. No they don't. *chitter* They don't. You can live just fine without any limbs at all. It just, y'know, really sucks, so it's good he has his.
Prompto met up with Entrapta and talked about how she walked on her hair. Her hair? Didn’t that [BEEP] hurt? *negative chittering* I guess not. [BEEP], girl. Skills!
Trevor was being a pottymouth. Oi! Trevor! Watch that [BEEP] [BEEP]! This place probably has magical soap or some [BEEP] that’ll show up and wash your entire [BEEP] mouth out.
Mae met up with Sidon and there was some confusion about whether she was named Kat because she happens to look like a cat and Sidon? Buddy? If that were the case I hope you’d go find her parents and smack them, because that’s just so cute it’s sickening. Then Mae met up with Sabine who was her assigned big sister. They talked about sisters and parents and insanity and yup, that all tracks.
The other Kat, the one with the name but not the face of a feline, finally met up with Sidon and.. Thought he was the mascot? I mean, biggo sharky buddy needs to switch to decaf but he wasn’t carrying pom-poms or [BEEP], so what the [BEEP]? *explanatory chittering* Right, right, this [BEEP] humanocentric planet. Thank [BEEP] it’s not like that at home. Sidon pointed her at the dorms and she beat feet to get there.
New room assignments were posted so there were a bunch of people trying to find their roommates. *rustling* Huh. Co-ed dorms? I hope there’s birth control in the water supply. Or saltpeter. Something. *admonished chittering* Don’t even try that [BEEP] on me, I teach teenagers back home too. I know what they get up to. No shame in it as long as everyone walks away clean, healthy, and, y’know, not a parent when they’re not ready for a baby. *shocked chittering* What? You’re a rodent. Don’t tell me you don’t get up to more than your share of [BEEP]. *SHOCKED CHITTERING* Yeah, yeah, fine.
Bobby met up with the definitely-not-me Jack who also only uses Jack, and buddy boy? We’re gonna need to talk and color code you or something, because I’m older and therefore have dibs. He’s confused why he’s here, and I guess that just happens sometimes.
Keyleth met up with the not-feline Kat who.. Really?.. Kept being an example of why humans should be locked on Earth and maybe quarantined for the good of every other species in the galaxy. *chitter* What do you mean, they’re not all from this galaxy? I know that! I mean any galaxy. *chittttters* Yeah, I know I’m human, so I’m speaking from experience here.
Trevor and Mae met up and talked about how sharing a room is insanity but sanity sucks. Right on, you two.
The teachers were all hanging out, being awkward as [BEEP] and hoping that people wouldn’t talk to them. Which meant we were all talking to each other. *chitter* Yeah, I know I was. Shut up."
There was a small ‘doink’ noise and then something that could not be classified as anything other than a manically cheerful squirrel chittering.
"Moving on now that the small snarky furball is on the other side of the room..
Karolina was there wearing..*rustling* See? SEE? This is how you spot the cheerleader mascot! Look for the pom poms! She was wearing ‘em on her head, but she even had two!
I met Fjord and we talked about classes. I mean, we’re teachers who’ve never met before, what the [BEEP] else would we talk about? Scars? Then he chatted with Beau about being all respectable and stuff now. *LOUD SKEPTICAL SNORT* [BEEP] I hope not or it’s gonna be a boring semester.
Jon was there being all manner of hot. *disappointed chittering* Shut your furry [BEEP] mouth, that was funny! Dr. Lecter was hovering and talking about getting arrested and then becoming a cop. Dude, pick one. *chitter* Oh, that’s his husband? Hover away, my dude. I wasn’t hovering when I went over to talk to him. We talked about classes, natch, like responsible [BEEP] teachers. *chittter* Nah. I don’t care what the note says, I was there. I know what we talked about.
Then I bumped into ickle bickle bebeh brother buddy! Look how growed up he is, being all teachery and [BEEP]! Kanan, I’m proud of you. Even if you were covered in enough glitter someone might confuse you for a two-buck hump. We talked teacher [BEEP]. *chitter* Yes we did. *chitter* No, we talked about porn yesterday. Jeez, guys, keep up.
Summer was there and Kanan talked more teacher [BEEP]. *chitter?* Yeah, really. Would I lie? *CHITTER* Look, [BEEP], you picked me to do this. You don’t like it, get someone else. I won’t care. Dr. Lecter chatted with her about their classes. *chitter!* Look, teachers gonna talk teacher [BEEP], get used to it! Plus, you think I’m dumb enough to dunk on my coworkers my very first day, you’re stupider than your fuzzy little bucktoothed face makes you look! *chitter* Yeah, well, he’s different. Did you see all that glitter? [BEEP].
Rosa was there. I thought she was a cop? *chitter* Oh.
Amaya was there and you should all feel sorry for her because guess who got the lucky draw and gets to spend time being my big sister! *sad chitter* Whatever.
We talked about that for a bit. She seems solid. Reliable. Dependable. Like I said, whoever thought it was a great [BEEP] idea to stick her with me? *BUZZER NOISE* If you think she’s going to rub any of that off on me, you got another think coming. I have references for what kind of bad influence I am. *chitter?* Yeah. Well, a rap sheet. Same [BEEP] thing. Speaking of people I’m going to be a bad influence on, Sparkle showed up and we chatted clothing for awhile. Any of you [BEEP] who haven’t geared up for the cold season yet should go see him. He’s got lots. *chitter* What? How the [BEEP] would I know where the store is? I just got here! There’s probably a map or some [BEEP]. Make yourself useful. Float the [BEEP] around and find me a map.
Dee was.. *chitter* I’m not calling her that. *chitter* Nope... Anyway. Dee was there, hanging out with Magnus and talking being shirtless nerd creepers and yeah, that tracks. Look, if she gets to call him ‘Mac’ I don’t gotta call her the thing you wrote down. *chitter* Bite me. OW! You little [BEEP]! Float your ass back here, I’mma slap you into space! Dee met up with Dr. Lecter went over to try and fill her in on the island’s idiosyncrasies. You spelled that wrong, by the way.
Magnus went on being shirtless and bicep porn guy and how did I miss this? Where were you furry little [BEEP] when I could’ve used someone pointing out the eye candy? I’m disappointed in you, is what I am.
Miguel was hanging out with coffee. I chatted with him about.. Yeah, more teacher stuff. *chitter* I did not throw that pumpkin, that was Lana. Whatever happened to Darth McHottypants anyway? *chitter* Oh. Well. If he ever comes back, I expect one of you furry [BEEP] to pick up a phone and let me know.
Kitty was there and talking with Rosa about her baby. Kitty’s baby, not Rosa’s. *hysterical chittering laughter* What? *long chittering explanation* Huh. Ok.
In the afternoon the picnic opened up to everyone. Suckers.
Octavia was there getting hugs from Magnus. Nice. Enjoy those arms, babe.
Beau was putting bacon in her pockets..Beau? Beau, babe, really - there were boxes. Grease stains. *a beat* Dish soap will take it out though. Hydrogen peroxide’ll get out blood stains but it’ll bleach the [BEEP] out of your clothing. *chitter!* What? It’s practical life skills, here. You think there’s a woman alive who doesn’t learn that trick? HA! Magnus was there getting his concern-cooties all over her for putting bacon in her pockets. That’s really sort of sweet in a [BEEP] up sort of way.
I chatted with Peebee about my class.
Breq was people watching.
Norman was hanging out, reading zombie comics.
Vette was taking advantage of all those boxes - See, Beau? That’s how you do it. Take notes or some [BEEP] - and talking to Lana about their vacation. *chitter!* Nope. Vacation. That’s what they talked about. *CHITTER!* You want to read this? Go ahead. I’ll wait. *muttering chitter* Sidon offered Vette some help carrying the boxes back to her room. *chittttteeerrr* What? He did!
Sparkle was there, pushing clothes on people. He chatted with Breq about it. See? Talking about clothing. It happens. Dr. Lecter was the third person he talked clothing with. *chitter* Look, [BEEP], he owns a clothing store. Word of mouth is a thing. *chitter* Shut your mouth is also a thing. Learn it. You’ll live longer.
Trevor was the recipient of one of Sparkle’s moments of largesse and got a lesson on how the food here’s fine and all you have to do is ..*rustling and IMMEDIATE LOUD CACKLING LAUGHTER* Put it in your mouth and swallow. Direct quote. Sparkle, I [BEEEEEEP] love you! Sidon introduced Trevor to the joys of pizza. Where the hell is that guy from, the 15th century? *chitter* Really? *chitter* Huh. Well [BEEP] me, guess he is.
Entrapta was the next recipient of Sparkle’s hyper clothing drive thing. They also talked about his clothing store. See? Jesus. Sidon went over and talked teeth with her. Well, hey. He’s an expert on teeth, right? You can see the gleam just ‘ting’ off his across the [BEEP] yard.
Mae was next on the Sparkle train and they, yes, look right at this note you little [BEEP], talked clothing. Also how maths is the worst. She’s not wrong. It’s a useful skill, though. How else do you calculate the amount of explosives needed to take down an entire building? *CHITTER!* Don’t even give me that. There’s no way someone hasn’t taught that at this school before. *subdued chittering* Yeah, I thought so. It’s a practical life skill!
Tip was people watching.
Astrid was sketching.
Prompto was eating pizza. Good boy.
Sidon was also eating pizza. He’s a good boy, too.
Lana was people watching.
I was there waiting for my [BEEP] brother to show up. Took you long enough, [BEEP]! Jesus Christ, I saw Kanan like fifty times before you showed up. Guess which brother I like best right now? Guess! [BEEP].
Sabine and Lana talked hair color. That really is a fantastic color, Sabine. Good for you.
Bobby was enjoying the food.
Kagura got glomped by a giant puppy and not one of the adults went over to ask her if she was ok. *chitter?* Of course I didn’t. I could see she was ok. It’s not like that big fluffy monstrosity was a varren or anything.
Like I said, Kaidan finally showed his [BEEP] up. Slacker. Nah, nah, it's good. I'm glad you finally got some [BEEP] sleep, [BEEP].
Fenris showed up all sick and [BEEP] and buddy, when you're sneezy like that you need to stay the [BEEP] home and not contaminate everything. He touched the food so expect a rash of plague to sweep through everyone. [BEEP]. Anyway, Keyleth was there to compliment him on his hat.
And that's all the notes the furry [BEEP] spies have for today. This is the One True Jack, signing Off. *chittering!* You guys have zero sense of humor. Did they leave that out of you when the demons summoned you out of hell? *chitter!* Riiiight. Suuuure they didn't. *chittttterrrr!* Uh huh. Like I'm going to believe that."
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