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Nina ([personal profile] bookbeltof_love) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2018-12-28 06:04 am

Fandom Radio | Friday, December 28th

Nina: Oh my gosh, hiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I missed you all, like, so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did you miss me??????????????????

*excited chittering!!!*

Vette: Well, that doesn't explain why they dragged me along. I'm always calling them furry little creeps. *pause* Because they are.

Nina: Veeeeeette!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They’re friendly and helpful!!!!!!!!!!

Vette: They watch people kissing and things. It's weird.

Nina: I mean, like, if you don’t want them watching you and all, then you can just bribe them????????????? Or tell them all the juicy gossip off the air????????

Vette: I shouldn't have to bribe a bunch of furry little voyeurs for some privacy! It should be as easy as closing a door, or maybe... going for a walk?

Nina: … What’s with that pause there??????? Vette!!!!!! Just what are you doing on your walks??????

Vette: Nothing half as exciting as you, little miss hairclips!

*chittering*

Vette: We're reading the notes! Don't get on our case! ... Where are the notes, anyway. Are these them?

Nina: Just what are you implying about Prompto’s hair--oh my gosh did, like, everyone die????????

Vette: I'm not implying anything. I would never. And maybe they were all just in Hyrule? I was supposed to work yesterday. Sorry about that, Hera!

Nina: You are so getting a pillow to the face later, princess of the Zora!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway, like, in non-slacker news, Sabine was over at Wellspring Arms doing sketchy things!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vette: You mean Sabine was being sketchy? Doesn't sound like her at all.

Nina: Um, excuse you, but Sabine won’t let us in her warehouse due to her explosives!!!!!!!! She is super sketchy and pretty great!!!!!!!!!!

Vette: *Happy sigh* I do like explosives. But there weren't any at T42 when Hernando opened shop. There were decorations for something called Kwanzaa, though. And also a Fenris in a ducky hat, talking about kittenwillows. What's a ducky and what's a kittenwillow and how do I get one of each?

Nina: We should, like, do something with explosives next, don’t you think???????? And a ducky is, ah, a children’s bath toy??????? Why would anyone wear one as a hat????????

Vette: Maybe somebody gave it to him on a walk? A long walk alooooone?

*squirrels chittering!!!!!!!!!!*

Nina: Oh my gosh, well, the squirrels do mention that Fjord and Seivarden went on a d-a-t-e yesterday so maybe, like, Fjord gave it to Fenris since they’re, like, totally sleeping together, did you know?????????

Vette: As... as an apology for dating another person?! The scandal! Be strong, Fenris! I'm sure Fjord still cares!

Nina: And wasn’t he, like, kissing Amaya a few weeks back too??????? Fjord, really!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vette: Who else has Fjord been kissing??? Squirrels, shut this thing off, we have important research to do!
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[personal profile] seriesofbaddecisions 2018-12-28 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Well. Now Sabine was going to have to boobytrap her warehouse afterbthis bomroadcast.