bookbeltof_love: (No you!)
Nina ([personal profile] bookbeltof_love) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2018-12-21 09:20 am

Fandom Radio | Friday, December 21st

The stage is set!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The odds are dire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I, your heroine, nonetheless strives to bring you the news in a timely manner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*puppies barking*

Along with the cutest three-headed puppy ever, because it would, like, be a crime to leave them alone in this cold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, Norman, I am demanding permission to summon—hang on—

*pages flipping*

--page 376 of Encyclopedia Magicka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get back to me or else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*squirrels chittering*

Yes, don't worry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You guys can hang out with me and the puppy too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There were, like, no classes yesterday up at the School, but John was in the library, I guess??????????? The Dorms were quiet, probably because all the lame students were hiding in their blankets and all the fun ones were out in Town!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why???????????

Because, like, oh my gosh we're being invaded by snowmen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And something about a iceberg??????

T42 was, like, all warm and toasty though!!!!!!! Hernando was there!!!!!!!! Mitsutada got… um… oh my gosh, well—he got naked to fight the snowmen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?! Miguel was not naked, but also helped!!!!!!!!!!!

*chittering*

I, um, like, wouldn't you guys know if he was helping with the, ah… nakedness????????

In other naked news--why--Fenris and Fjord were sleeping together!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In news that is, like, a lot less weird for me to read to everyone who might be listening, Prompto called in Vette to help him defend the cuties at Furnado!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would like to tell all of you that I'm deeply offended that I wasn't called in too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hmph!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*chittering*

Yes, I'm serious!!!!!!!!!!!! My feelings are hurt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why does no one trust me???????? Ugh!!!!!!!!!!!!

At the Forge, Amaya was murdering snowmen!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Zack came by to pick up a sword he'd ordered from her and I showed up asking for torches. Since Amaya is amazing she just asked me how many I needed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Community Center was bustling today! During the day Hannibal was there with a terrible hat!!!!! Kitty had her baby there, and Hannibal offered her coffee!!!!!!!!!! Jono was literally on fire, but with cats, so I guess it was okay????????And—oh my gosh, Rosa just became my hero, since she was there with a flamethrower and Miguel wanted one too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nothing that happened in the evening at the community center is going to top that, so we're going to talk about other things first, before going back to the boring stuff where it's all 'blah blah blah, I'm cold'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Summer was doing more than freezing, for a bit, at Turtle & Canary when Zack dropped in to buy camping supplies to go find the missing love of his life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's off to near-certain death and it's so romantic because she's worth it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*dreamy sigh*

Sabine was just, like ,being a good sport and checking in on Summer!!!!!!! Over at Devil's Nest, Eric was ordering Tiny at the snowmen, and Beau and Peter came to help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And also Eric's apparently, like, a vampire????????

Whatever, all the best people were busy fighting snowmen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sabine was totally murderizing them!!!!!!! Grumpy bus guy was also out, but only because his adorable dog wanted to make friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sabine wasn't sure of the wisdom of any of that!!!!!! Lana wanted to know why she'd thought this was a good idea—because it is amazing, Lana!!!!!!!!!—and grumpy bus guy let Lana meet his dog. Meanwhile, I was challenging the snowmen!!!!!!!!!! Sabine was surprised about my being the sort of girl who'd do such a thing!!!!!!!! Like, why do people think so little of me????????? Stance was a total cutie!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I got to murderize some snowmen!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*chittering*

Yeah!!!!!! I'm fine!!!!!!!!! Just, like, a little tired??????? But don't worry, I've got plenty of fight left!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The rest of the notes are at the community center, in evening. Steve wanted a hot toddy. Liam agreed with Steve that that sounded, like, great!!!!!! Verity just wanted Liam to arrest the snowmen!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kitty suggested to Steve that they heat up water. Clint wanted coffee and Verity and her mice wanted to see Kitty's baby!!!!!!!!!!! Eric brought vodka with him, which was met with approval from Steve and Verity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tony just offered Steve cuddling, instead!!!!!!!! Which is, like, totally cute!!!!!!! And Hannibal offered coffee, while Verity showed up grumpy because she'd had to carry a dollhouse full of mice with her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are they, like, you know—like you guys?????????????

*chittering*

Oh my gosh, everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*thudding, a shriek, and the sound of flames*
seriesofbaddecisions: (i mean)

[personal profile] seriesofbaddecisions 2018-12-21 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"You do keep using the word 'murderize,'" Sabine pointed out, to the radio.
always_someone: (Disbelief)

[personal profile] always_someone 2018-12-21 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Norman, who was listening to the news on a little battery operated radio in the first place, kind of blinked and looked at his phone.

Yeah, it was suuuuper flat.

"Um," he murmured radio-ward. "Which page is that?"

He was afraid to look.