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Paris Geller ([personal profile] revengenotebook) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2018-10-31 10:36 am
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Fandom Radio, Wednesday, October 31, 2018

Yes, Leroy, dressing as Dean Skywalker was a stroke of genius, now let me do this broadcast so I can get back to more important things, okay? This is Paris Geller, today is Halloween, so sure, wear little devil horns if that makes you happy.

In classes yesterday, Practical Ethics had to explain to the teachers how to break up with a person in a way that didn't involve attempted murder allegation. Wow. Woooow. Bad Ass Bitches got the best assignment ever where we have to find a hatchet in one of the teachers' offices. And it will be mine. MINE.

*chittering*

Damn right I'm terrifying. Cooking didn't burn the place down making pumpkin seeds. Round of applause for the cooking class, everyone. And finally in class-related work, Vette and I were visciously attacked by puppies.

*squirrelly laughter*

Shut up.

In town, there was a litter of black kittens infiltrating the post office, Mike sent an invitation to all of the adults for a Halloween party tonight and got a new roommate named Eddie--not that Mike knew he'd been looking for a roommate. There was a baby bear at Furnado because of course there was and everyone's just fine with that until Leroy here gets eaten--

*alarmed chittering*

Just sayin'. Astrid was a little worried that the jack-o-lanterns hadn't started getting gross yet at the flower shop, Clothes Over Bros was open for all of your Sexy Fake News costume needs or whatever, Prompto was playing video games at the CIC, and Old People Watching Movies picked a Halloween classic. New guy Eddie is working at the newspaper I didn't know we had--think I could get an internship? Liam isn't an animal any more, yay, and in addition to new guy Eddie we have near girl Beau, who arrived near the park with a "sick undercut", according to Magnus, who stuck around to break her brain a bit about where she'd landed. Ronan stopped into the Magic Box and was confused that a bunch of people weren't using eye of newt.

...gonna be steering clear of Ronan. Kanan was at Luke's today instead of Mitsutada, and Summer came by to say that getting pancakes on a Tuesday instead of a Saturday was just weird. Mitsutada came by even though it wasn't his shift to also share pancake opinons: that eating one that looked like his face was really weird.

...steering clear of Mitsutada, too. And finally Caritas, where the zombies have started playing Christmas music. Already. Kanan stopped in to tell Kitty the exciting news that the diner staff could make non-pancake-y things and to find out how much longer she had to be preggers. Rosa presumably made the zombies cry just from her yelling at them when she realized they were playing Christmas music before Halloween., and then opened a tab with her own money, so someone check for gremlin bites, okay? Seivarden was there because she's always there and told Rosa that Issa wouldn't forgive her for something panther-related, I'm guessing, and then declared the music awful, which...it's STILL OCTOBER, so fair point. Eponine was also complaining about the music, but Kitty pointed out that they hadn't started in August, like some stores do, so there was a small blessing there or something. New person Beau got introduced to tequila, which probably means today she's learning about tequila hangovers if she doesn't know Rosa's tips for avoiding them.

And that's all I've got. Fair warning, if any of you dress like Donald Trump, I'm going to punch you. I know how to now.