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fandom_radio2018-10-22 04:23 am
myownface) wrote in fandom_radio2018-10-22 04:23 am
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Fandom Radio, Monday, October 22nd
Hey, Fandom! It's Sparkle! Because the regular guy is a cat, apparently? And, I mean, like, I'd be all for having the broadcast read by a cat, I think it'd make for hilarious radio. But I don't think it would make for very informative radio, unless you can, like, speak cat.
...
If you can, hook me up with lessons. That'd be awesome.
Anyway, I have rum - *sloshy* - and the squirrels have hooked me up with notes, and it's been like roughly forever since I've done this, so here. Is. The. NEWS.
Starting, of course, with the traditional school note, which is that Lana was watching the books make sculptures out of themselves at the libaray. Boom. School done.
At the dorms I am like three thousand percent sure there's a gremlin bite note coming up later, because Sidon was totally manhandling Prompto all around the deck, singing and talking about marriage, and then there was a bluebird? Who turned into Vette? Yeah, that's going around a bit. Prompto dropped her, Sidon caught her, Prompto clothed her, and Sidon ki--
*SQUIRRELLY CHEERING*
*AIRHORN*
*CELEBRATORY MUSIC*
... Yeah, okay, wow, you guys are like way invested in this. I'm moving on to town now while you get this out of your systems.
We'll start with the Homecoming Brunch in the park, where mostly people just mingled, grabbed food, and sat at tables, as people do at brunches. But the squirrels also want you to know about the amazing feats of cat-taming that Squirrel-Summer did with Monday Radio Guy the Cat, which apparently mostly just means throwing breakfast meats at him to see if he'll catch the stuff.
Leroy is swooning. Why is Leroy swooning? Man, she'll just break your heart when the island changes her back.
Speaking of, elsewhere in the park, Leto was having a quiet moment on one of the benches when a very dapper little weasel found him, and then promptly turned into meeeee. He let me borrow his cloak until we could get to my shop and grab some clothes, anyway, because Leto is a damn gentleman and it was cold.
Over at the Magic Box, Bob had a sale on for alumni. At Covent Garden, Fenris was making a terrifying example of some jack-o-lanterns. Out in the preserve, Prompto had convinced Sidon to help him grab an action shot of a gremlin, so apparently that whole thing was Prompto's fault, aw buddy, I can't even feel bad for you now because the whole situation is hilarious and how else are you gonna learn, right?
And then, because squirrels are squirrels and are gonna invade people's homes, we have notes here about Tony making a romantic spaghetti supper for Steve, awww, and the squirrels want you all to know that the spaghetti sauce even tasted like spaghetti sauce. And then at Dr. Lecter's place, Fenris showed up carting a large snake that the squirrels inform me is Fjord. They deposited him - Fjord - and Jono - also a snake - into the sauna before going to enjoy a meal for themselves.
And that's the news! With like a million animals!
Seriously, maybe it's something in the water? Solution, drink booze instead. *Sloshy* Have a good one, Fandom. I'm going to do a little bit of day drinking with a bunch of hairy voyeurs.
...
If you can, hook me up with lessons. That'd be awesome.
Anyway, I have rum - *sloshy* - and the squirrels have hooked me up with notes, and it's been like roughly forever since I've done this, so here. Is. The. NEWS.
Starting, of course, with the traditional school note, which is that Lana was watching the books make sculptures out of themselves at the libaray. Boom. School done.
At the dorms I am like three thousand percent sure there's a gremlin bite note coming up later, because Sidon was totally manhandling Prompto all around the deck, singing and talking about marriage, and then there was a bluebird? Who turned into Vette? Yeah, that's going around a bit. Prompto dropped her, Sidon caught her, Prompto clothed her, and Sidon ki--
*SQUIRRELLY CHEERING*
*AIRHORN*
*CELEBRATORY MUSIC*
... Yeah, okay, wow, you guys are like way invested in this. I'm moving on to town now while you get this out of your systems.
We'll start with the Homecoming Brunch in the park, where mostly people just mingled, grabbed food, and sat at tables, as people do at brunches. But the squirrels also want you to know about the amazing feats of cat-taming that Squirrel-Summer did with Monday Radio Guy the Cat, which apparently mostly just means throwing breakfast meats at him to see if he'll catch the stuff.
Leroy is swooning. Why is Leroy swooning? Man, she'll just break your heart when the island changes her back.
Speaking of, elsewhere in the park, Leto was having a quiet moment on one of the benches when a very dapper little weasel found him, and then promptly turned into meeeee. He let me borrow his cloak until we could get to my shop and grab some clothes, anyway, because Leto is a damn gentleman and it was cold.
Over at the Magic Box, Bob had a sale on for alumni. At Covent Garden, Fenris was making a terrifying example of some jack-o-lanterns. Out in the preserve, Prompto had convinced Sidon to help him grab an action shot of a gremlin, so apparently that whole thing was Prompto's fault, aw buddy, I can't even feel bad for you now because the whole situation is hilarious and how else are you gonna learn, right?
And then, because squirrels are squirrels and are gonna invade people's homes, we have notes here about Tony making a romantic spaghetti supper for Steve, awww, and the squirrels want you all to know that the spaghetti sauce even tasted like spaghetti sauce. And then at Dr. Lecter's place, Fenris showed up carting a large snake that the squirrels inform me is Fjord. They deposited him - Fjord - and Jono - also a snake - into the sauna before going to enjoy a meal for themselves.
And that's the news! With like a million animals!
Seriously, maybe it's something in the water? Solution, drink booze instead. *Sloshy* Have a good one, Fandom. I'm going to do a little bit of day drinking with a bunch of hairy voyeurs.