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fandom_radio2018-10-20 03:09 pm
1000yearstoolate) wrote in fandom_radio2018-10-20 03:09 pm
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Fandom Radio: Saturday, October 20th
Rosa: I still can’t freaking believe you forget about your stupid radio.
Seivarden: I was asleep! They're [BEEP] early. Where are my gloves?
*faint thwacking sound*
Rosa: There. And they’re already recording, too, so get reading. I’ll help. Anything to get these little [BEEP]s out of my…..out of here sooner. Go.
Seivarden: What the [BEEP], I… never mind. People are getting completely the wrong impression here.
*chittering*
Seivarden: Shut up.
Classes. Civics watched a Jimmy Stewart movie. I don't know who that is, but I hope it was good.
Japanese Blades had a visitor who wanted to teach the students how to paint their nails. In class?! That's unciv… never mind.
In Pay It Forward the students had to help out at the carnival. That must have been a good excuse to dunk people in those tanks.
Here, have the notes. Something actually happened in the dorms. They failed to bribe the squirrels, that's my theory.
Rosa: Ugh. I hate everything about this. But you can bet I am definitely getting a lot of target practice in this week. Fine. Dorms. Sabine was set-up in the lobby making decorations for the dance tomorrow. Kind of last minute, don’t you think? Anyway, at least she had Lana to help her out, who even cares?
Okay. *papers shuffling* Here, take these ones, I’ll get these ones, you’re up.
Seivarden: *sigh* Right. There was a carnival. There were kissing booths. Yes, really. Paris didn't get any kisses, possibly because she had pamphlets. The squirrels think Prompto was nervous. I'm not sure signing up for a kissing booth is a good idea if the idea of kisses makes you nervous, kiddo. He did his best to encourage Vette though, kudos for that, although I'm leaving the actual method out because… well. Theron just giggled at him. It was probably because no one visited his booth. Bob didn't get kissed either. Wait, isn't he a ghost?
Rosa: A ghost who thinks it’s okay to just walk through people, too, ugh.
Seivarden: Yang had dressed up for the occasion, but agreed with Peebee that a motorcycle would have been a nice addition. I'm sure you would agree.
Rosa: No. Definitely not as cool or comfortable as it looks on paper, but still probably at least worth a try.
Seivarden: I thought you liked motorcycles?
Rosa: I do. But that...well...never mind, I’ll explain it when you’re older.
Seivarden: I am… *sigh* Never mind.Sabine was in a kissing booth too, but her only visitor was Astrid who wanted to know why she was there. I wonder why you were there too, all of you, although I'm glad I didn't have to read about sloppy teenage kisses.
Rosa: Yeah, definitely going to agree with you on that one. Alright, Dunk tanks. I guess it’s tradition for Skywalker to be there, which is a dumb tradition, and it’s also tradition for Jaina to dunk him. Peebee and Major Meathead got in on that action, too.
No one should be surprised that the big shark dude had a tank. Meathead got him, too, but so did Hernando, and I think one of the blue girls from my class might have, too, but this note is literally unreadable, because it’s just a bunch of red and blue hearts and exclamation marks around the words totally a date, and I think this squirrel may have had a stroke.
Oh, and apparently that weird ass cat thing is Kanan, who also had a booth, because, sure, things don’t need to make sense around here or anything. Hera was hovering, almost like she knew having a weird cat thing in a freaking dunk tank was maybe not the best idea. Didn’t seem to stop a squirreled Summer from attempting to dunk him or Meathead to try showing off for Summer. That’s the friend you were talking about? Oof.
Seivarden: You mean Kaidan? I'm not even surprised, actually. Just wait until you get voicemail messages about upsetting his friend by being loud.
Rosa: ...well. There’s a few things that make slightly more sense to me now. Anyway, at least Sabine didn’t dunk the weird ass Kanan cat, she she just offered him some advice about not changing back during the carnival, advice I’m sure we can all agree with.
Seivarden: Really?
Rosa: …. …..okay, I guess it wouldn’t be the worse thing in the world if he did.
Looks like Meathead has something to prove, since he had to dunk Captain Tightpants, too. Astrid tried to dunk Tightpants, too, but couldn’t, because she throws like a girl.
Seivarden:What do you mean? Is throwing a gender thing too?
Rosa: It’s….just a phrase, don’t get weird about it. And, finally, there was Jaina, who was dunked by, surprise, surprise, Meathead, but also Peebee, who said it was nothing personal, and Cade, who seemed just a little too pleased to see her there.
Seivarden: Don't try. I know what you're doing.
Rosa: Doing? You mean reading your notes?
Seivarden: Leaving things out. Like you being in a dunk tank.
Rosa: I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Seivarden: Since I dunked you, I'm quite sure of this. *shuffling paper* Look, you got dunked a lot of times. Please, tell everyone about it.
Rosa: You’re clearly just making that up. That paper is blank. I think maybe you need to lay off the drinking a little bit, there, buddy.
Seivarden: Oh, now you're trying to both get out of reading the news and paying for drinks when it's your turn. I suppose I can read that note and give everyone the juicy details. So, Rosa was there, and got dunked by me. An by Kaidan, surprising no one. And by Kitty, who is a good friend, isn't she? And Miguel. Is he the one you call Captain Tightpants? Anyway, it looks like you were really popular.
Rosa: Nope. Not me. Didn’t happen. Clearly just the rantings of a raving lunatic. Moving on.
Seivarden: And, as if that wasn't enough, you could toss pies at people. Beaker even managed to toss a pie at himself. Do I have to ask if his reaction was 'meep meep'?
Rosa: Might have even been ‘meep meep meep."
Seivarden: Quite possibly. Then Sabine threw one at him too. she also threw a pie at Peebee, who was a lot more cheerful about it. Vette was there to have pies thrown at her. Which Kaidan did, because he's such a caring and understanding person.
Rosa: *snort* Right. Thankfully, for the rest of the carnival, everyone seemed to mind their own damn business with the food, tables, rides, and games. Well, except a weasel who’s apparently Sparkle offering Sia a trash pickle....and that’s something I can never unsay….and Astrid bothering Mitsutada while he’s trying to eat.
There. Only the town notes left. You do them. This is supposed to be your radio.
Seivarden: *snort* Fine.
Theron had a racing swoop and an attacking murder roomba at Starks. Tony Stark himself showed up and wanted to help with the swoop bike rather than with the murder roomba, which I think is a strange priority.
Prompto dutifully opened Furnado, but left early to go to the carnival.
The C.I.C on the other hand, was completely closed, probably because its owner was busy dunking and throwing pies at people.
At the hotel Mary was dealing with a strange noise coming from a cupboard.
Fjord opened Caritas despite being a green boa. A snake, not one made of feathers, apparently. Jaina wanted to know if he was a person, and a visiting Cecil reflected on the word 'homecoming'.
Meanwhile, no one showed up at the sword club, so Kaidan had to practice all by himself.
That's all. Now I want to go back to… drinking tea.
Rosa: Is that what you’re calling it these days? Alright, good, now. All you squirrels have exactly three seconds before I go get the shotgun, and you know I’m not joking.
[Written with the wonderfuldied8yearsago]
Seivarden: I was asleep! They're [BEEP] early. Where are my gloves?
*faint thwacking sound*
Rosa: There. And they’re already recording, too, so get reading. I’ll help. Anything to get these little [BEEP]s out of my…..out of here sooner. Go.
Seivarden: What the [BEEP], I… never mind. People are getting completely the wrong impression here.
*chittering*
Seivarden: Shut up.
Classes. Civics watched a Jimmy Stewart movie. I don't know who that is, but I hope it was good.
Japanese Blades had a visitor who wanted to teach the students how to paint their nails. In class?! That's unciv… never mind.
In Pay It Forward the students had to help out at the carnival. That must have been a good excuse to dunk people in those tanks.
Here, have the notes. Something actually happened in the dorms. They failed to bribe the squirrels, that's my theory.
Rosa: Ugh. I hate everything about this. But you can bet I am definitely getting a lot of target practice in this week. Fine. Dorms. Sabine was set-up in the lobby making decorations for the dance tomorrow. Kind of last minute, don’t you think? Anyway, at least she had Lana to help her out, who even cares?
Okay. *papers shuffling* Here, take these ones, I’ll get these ones, you’re up.
Seivarden: *sigh* Right. There was a carnival. There were kissing booths. Yes, really. Paris didn't get any kisses, possibly because she had pamphlets. The squirrels think Prompto was nervous. I'm not sure signing up for a kissing booth is a good idea if the idea of kisses makes you nervous, kiddo. He did his best to encourage Vette though, kudos for that, although I'm leaving the actual method out because… well. Theron just giggled at him. It was probably because no one visited his booth. Bob didn't get kissed either. Wait, isn't he a ghost?
Rosa: A ghost who thinks it’s okay to just walk through people, too, ugh.
Seivarden: Yang had dressed up for the occasion, but agreed with Peebee that a motorcycle would have been a nice addition. I'm sure you would agree.
Rosa: No. Definitely not as cool or comfortable as it looks on paper, but still probably at least worth a try.
Seivarden: I thought you liked motorcycles?
Rosa: I do. But that...well...never mind, I’ll explain it when you’re older.
Seivarden: I am… *sigh* Never mind.Sabine was in a kissing booth too, but her only visitor was Astrid who wanted to know why she was there. I wonder why you were there too, all of you, although I'm glad I didn't have to read about sloppy teenage kisses.
Rosa: Yeah, definitely going to agree with you on that one. Alright, Dunk tanks. I guess it’s tradition for Skywalker to be there, which is a dumb tradition, and it’s also tradition for Jaina to dunk him. Peebee and Major Meathead got in on that action, too.
No one should be surprised that the big shark dude had a tank. Meathead got him, too, but so did Hernando, and I think one of the blue girls from my class might have, too, but this note is literally unreadable, because it’s just a bunch of red and blue hearts and exclamation marks around the words totally a date, and I think this squirrel may have had a stroke.
Oh, and apparently that weird ass cat thing is Kanan, who also had a booth, because, sure, things don’t need to make sense around here or anything. Hera was hovering, almost like she knew having a weird cat thing in a freaking dunk tank was maybe not the best idea. Didn’t seem to stop a squirreled Summer from attempting to dunk him or Meathead to try showing off for Summer. That’s the friend you were talking about? Oof.
Seivarden: You mean Kaidan? I'm not even surprised, actually. Just wait until you get voicemail messages about upsetting his friend by being loud.
Rosa: ...well. There’s a few things that make slightly more sense to me now. Anyway, at least Sabine didn’t dunk the weird ass Kanan cat, she she just offered him some advice about not changing back during the carnival, advice I’m sure we can all agree with.
Seivarden: Really?
Rosa: …. …..okay, I guess it wouldn’t be the worse thing in the world if he did.
Looks like Meathead has something to prove, since he had to dunk Captain Tightpants, too. Astrid tried to dunk Tightpants, too, but couldn’t, because she throws like a girl.
Seivarden:What do you mean? Is throwing a gender thing too?
Rosa: It’s….just a phrase, don’t get weird about it. And, finally, there was Jaina, who was dunked by, surprise, surprise, Meathead, but also Peebee, who said it was nothing personal, and Cade, who seemed just a little too pleased to see her there.
Seivarden: Don't try. I know what you're doing.
Rosa: Doing? You mean reading your notes?
Seivarden: Leaving things out. Like you being in a dunk tank.
Rosa: I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Seivarden: Since I dunked you, I'm quite sure of this. *shuffling paper* Look, you got dunked a lot of times. Please, tell everyone about it.
Rosa: You’re clearly just making that up. That paper is blank. I think maybe you need to lay off the drinking a little bit, there, buddy.
Seivarden: Oh, now you're trying to both get out of reading the news and paying for drinks when it's your turn. I suppose I can read that note and give everyone the juicy details. So, Rosa was there, and got dunked by me. An by Kaidan, surprising no one. And by Kitty, who is a good friend, isn't she? And Miguel. Is he the one you call Captain Tightpants? Anyway, it looks like you were really popular.
Rosa: Nope. Not me. Didn’t happen. Clearly just the rantings of a raving lunatic. Moving on.
Seivarden: And, as if that wasn't enough, you could toss pies at people. Beaker even managed to toss a pie at himself. Do I have to ask if his reaction was 'meep meep'?
Rosa: Might have even been ‘meep meep meep."
Seivarden: Quite possibly. Then Sabine threw one at him too. she also threw a pie at Peebee, who was a lot more cheerful about it. Vette was there to have pies thrown at her. Which Kaidan did, because he's such a caring and understanding person.
Rosa: *snort* Right. Thankfully, for the rest of the carnival, everyone seemed to mind their own damn business with the food, tables, rides, and games. Well, except a weasel who’s apparently Sparkle offering Sia a trash pickle....and that’s something I can never unsay….and Astrid bothering Mitsutada while he’s trying to eat.
There. Only the town notes left. You do them. This is supposed to be your radio.
Seivarden: *snort* Fine.
Theron had a racing swoop and an attacking murder roomba at Starks. Tony Stark himself showed up and wanted to help with the swoop bike rather than with the murder roomba, which I think is a strange priority.
Prompto dutifully opened Furnado, but left early to go to the carnival.
The C.I.C on the other hand, was completely closed, probably because its owner was busy dunking and throwing pies at people.
At the hotel Mary was dealing with a strange noise coming from a cupboard.
Fjord opened Caritas despite being a green boa. A snake, not one made of feathers, apparently. Jaina wanted to know if he was a person, and a visiting Cecil reflected on the word 'homecoming'.
Meanwhile, no one showed up at the sword club, so Kaidan had to practice all by himself.
That's all. Now I want to go back to… drinking tea.
Rosa: Is that what you’re calling it these days? Alright, good, now. All you squirrels have exactly three seconds before I go get the shotgun, and you know I’m not joking.
[Written with the wonderful
died8yearsago]