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fandom_radio2018-09-13 06:31 am
somethingwithturquoise) wrote in fandom_radio2018-09-13 06:31 am
Fandom Radio; Thursday, September 13th.
Amaya: Good morning, Fandom! Amaya Blackstone here, with another report on the news for Wednesdays. The stack's looking pretty slim, so this shouldn't take too lo--
*door opening*
Summer: Hi, Amaya.
Amaya: Summer? What are you doing here? Everything okay at the store?
Summer: Oh, yeah, definitely, everything's fine. I just thought...you know...maybe...you might need some...help or something with radio today.
Amaya: But there's barely any notes today.
Summer: ...oh. Okay. Um...sure you don't want help anyway?
Amaya: *sigh* ...Did you want to radio today, Summer?
Summer: Yesplease! I mean, sure if you don't mind...
Amaya: Go ahead...
Summer: Yes! You're the best, Amaya.
Amaya: Don't you think you could have asked me about this before I got up early to get here, though?
Summer: Oh, don't even act like you weren't already up two hours ago like the weird little workaholic you are. Anyway! Notes! It's Summer Smith here, back in your earholes like I should be, with the notes on Wednesday! Let's go!
In SCHOOL, Humanoid Health and First Aid learned what to do to stop bleeding, Mad Kings and Queens discussed Caligula...except Theron, who turned into a bird. The notes don't say what kind of bird, but I'm gonna be pissed if it wasn't a heron. Nailed It!--
Amaya: Not about carpentry...
Summer: Do you have to say that every time?
Amaya: I feel it's very misleading!
Summer: You and maybe, like, no one else on the planet. Anyway, Nailed It!-Not-About-Carpentry made raviolis and Dr. Lecter helped rig Vette's tablet up for her language...awww!
Nothing happened much in the DORMS, but in TOWN, Kaidan went to go relax at the Onsen--I need to go to the onsen more---and he gave Breq a little run-down on rules and cannonballs because it was her first time there. Fjord came by, too, and seemed confused about the need for swim trunks in a bath...
...I definitely need to go to the onsen more. Anyway, Breq and Fjord talked about how things don't make sense around here but maybe they make a little sense if you kinda try?, and Kaidan and Fjord...mmmm...talk about their respective places of origins and things that're different here, like most people don't go around carrying sword and stuff.
Amaya:...even though they should.
Summer: Hey, get that mass media marketing B.S. off my radio report.
Amaya: It's my radio report!
Summer: Meh, whatever. Anyway, Miguel showed up to relax and got to chatting instead, with Kaidan about putting out figurative fires with Fjord about finding good beers, modesty expectations, and confusing musicals.
Amaya: That's all musicals.
Summer: I like musicals.
Amaya:...
Summer: Hey!
Amaya: I didn't say anything.
Summer: No, but your face did. Anyway, Breq was a little worried about the Silence at Groovy Tunes because it wasn't being, you know, silent, and Peter was worried about the kittenwillow getting smooshed at Covent Garden. Amaya here was doing gremlin research at her forge--brave, or insane? Only time will tell!--and Sparkle thought maybe they were closed at Pick your Poison because the shelves were all bare and fresh paint when he got there. They weren't, though, which was good for Simon who stopped by and got to smell stuff and probably scored him some sweet apple spice shower gel that I totally have to try.
Amaya: Why would you want to smell like apples? Horses will try to eat you.
Summer: What? Ohmygod, Amaya, what kind of horses they got in your world? Anyway, Sabine was painting up the inside of a warehouse, and Octavia was out enjoying Nature at Selkie Cove. Cara turned into a chipmunk--
*chittering*
That's not true, chimpmunks are not inferior to squirrels, in fact that sounds pretty racist if you ask me, and then Iris sent an email out to everyone about Zack's birthday party today, and I hope to all see you there. Are you going, Amaya?
Amaya: Zack's the one with the big sword, right?
Summer: *snerk* I dunno, you'd probably have to ask Iris about that.
Amaya: *sigh* Yes. Yes, I'm going, Summer.
Summer: Good! Anyway, that's all the notes, so I guess that means we're out of here! Blackstone and Smith, signing off....hey, wait! That's funny! Because my name is Smith, and you are a smi--
**CLICK**
*door opening*
Summer: Hi, Amaya.
Amaya: Summer? What are you doing here? Everything okay at the store?
Summer: Oh, yeah, definitely, everything's fine. I just thought...you know...maybe...you might need some...help or something with radio today.
Amaya: But there's barely any notes today.
Summer: ...oh. Okay. Um...sure you don't want help anyway?
Amaya: *sigh* ...Did you want to radio today, Summer?
Summer: Yesplease! I mean, sure if you don't mind...
Amaya: Go ahead...
Summer: Yes! You're the best, Amaya.
Amaya: Don't you think you could have asked me about this before I got up early to get here, though?
Summer: Oh, don't even act like you weren't already up two hours ago like the weird little workaholic you are. Anyway! Notes! It's Summer Smith here, back in your earholes like I should be, with the notes on Wednesday! Let's go!
In SCHOOL, Humanoid Health and First Aid learned what to do to stop bleeding, Mad Kings and Queens discussed Caligula...except Theron, who turned into a bird. The notes don't say what kind of bird, but I'm gonna be pissed if it wasn't a heron. Nailed It!--
Amaya: Not about carpentry...
Summer: Do you have to say that every time?
Amaya: I feel it's very misleading!
Summer: You and maybe, like, no one else on the planet. Anyway, Nailed It!-Not-About-Carpentry made raviolis and Dr. Lecter helped rig Vette's tablet up for her language...awww!
Nothing happened much in the DORMS, but in TOWN, Kaidan went to go relax at the Onsen--I need to go to the onsen more---and he gave Breq a little run-down on rules and cannonballs because it was her first time there. Fjord came by, too, and seemed confused about the need for swim trunks in a bath...
...I definitely need to go to the onsen more. Anyway, Breq and Fjord talked about how things don't make sense around here but maybe they make a little sense if you kinda try?, and Kaidan and Fjord...mmmm...talk about their respective places of origins and things that're different here, like most people don't go around carrying sword and stuff.
Amaya:...even though they should.
Summer: Hey, get that mass media marketing B.S. off my radio report.
Amaya: It's my radio report!
Summer: Meh, whatever. Anyway, Miguel showed up to relax and got to chatting instead, with Kaidan about putting out figurative fires with Fjord about finding good beers, modesty expectations, and confusing musicals.
Amaya: That's all musicals.
Summer: I like musicals.
Amaya:...
Summer: Hey!
Amaya: I didn't say anything.
Summer: No, but your face did. Anyway, Breq was a little worried about the Silence at Groovy Tunes because it wasn't being, you know, silent, and Peter was worried about the kittenwillow getting smooshed at Covent Garden. Amaya here was doing gremlin research at her forge--brave, or insane? Only time will tell!--and Sparkle thought maybe they were closed at Pick your Poison because the shelves were all bare and fresh paint when he got there. They weren't, though, which was good for Simon who stopped by and got to smell stuff and probably scored him some sweet apple spice shower gel that I totally have to try.
Amaya: Why would you want to smell like apples? Horses will try to eat you.
Summer: What? Ohmygod, Amaya, what kind of horses they got in your world? Anyway, Sabine was painting up the inside of a warehouse, and Octavia was out enjoying Nature at Selkie Cove. Cara turned into a chipmunk--
*chittering*
That's not true, chimpmunks are not inferior to squirrels, in fact that sounds pretty racist if you ask me, and then Iris sent an email out to everyone about Zack's birthday party today, and I hope to all see you there. Are you going, Amaya?
Amaya: Zack's the one with the big sword, right?
Summer: *snerk* I dunno, you'd probably have to ask Iris about that.
Amaya: *sigh* Yes. Yes, I'm going, Summer.
Summer: Good! Anyway, that's all the notes, so I guess that means we're out of here! Blackstone and Smith, signing off....hey, wait! That's funny! Because my name is Smith, and you are a smi--
**CLICK**