Fandom Radio | Friday, September 7

[bookbeltof_love]

Nina: Oh my gosh!!!!!!!!!!!! We're being attacked!!!!! Oh my--Vette, Vette--look!!!!!!! They reek!!!!!!!!!! And you want us to do what??????

Vette: Oh, oh gross, it smells like a vat of cheap Chadian rum in here-- YOU GUYS. WHAT DID I TELL YOU GUYS?

*chittering*

Well, you should've knocked first.

Nina: They shouldn’t be here at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ladies don’t get woken up this way!!!!!!! And not even smelling like quality wine from Kanakan!!!!!!!

*chittering*

Well, I guess...?????? But what's radio???????

Vette: Oh, I know this. It's when someone talks in one place, and electronic equipment transmits that sound to elsewhere.

Nina: Through, like, atoms????????? Veeeeeeeette, it’s too early for this!!!

Vette: Electromagnetic radiation, technically. I'll explain it later. After we get these furry creeps out of our room.

Nina: Maybe one of the piggies on the ceiling will hit them??????

*Chittering!!!???? Papers rustling!*

Vette: ... They... want us to read this. And then they'll go away. Guys are you ever in the wrong-- WHO TAUGHT YOU TO WRITE IN AUREBESH? Oh, you guys are great. Give me that page and I'll read it just because I can.

Nina: You’ve gone over to the dark side, Vette!!!!!! You’re helping them!!!!!

Vette: 'Yesterday in school!' See? See? I never thought I'd say I was looking forward to doing something like this. But yesterday in School, Zack's Biology class learned about guinea pigs. I... don't know what those are, but if they're anything like the buns we made in the class that has nothing to do with nails, they're probably weird. Sidon asked Zack permission after class to take the afternoon off of work so that he could spend some time on the mainland, and Zack let him, you know, do it. Pushover.

Nina: Weren’t you, like, on the mainland too yesterday???? Oh my gosh!!!!!!!!!!!! Were you two on a date?!?!??!?!?!??!

Vette: What? That would've been a weird date, we didn't even talk yesterday, Nina.

Nina: But you two were together?????? Vette, you need to tell me these things!!! Oh, let me see if those stupid papers have any more information about this!!!!!!

*papers crumpling, a thud, and some definitely unladylike swearing*

Nina: Okay, noooo. Ugh, if you’re going to bathe in grossness, at least be useful!!!!!!!!!!! The next note says--and this is in, like, whatever you guys call this language here--Team! Synergy! was all about… uh… motivational posters????

Oooooh, maybe they’re supporting your love life, Vette!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vette: I really don't have a love life, Nina. I promise.

Nina: But, like, if you did... you’d tell me, right???

Vette: You'd be the first one I tell. And, uh, probably not on the radio.

Nina: Oooooh, right! Right…. People are listening to this!!!!!!!! Don’t they have anything better to do??? Here, this next note looks all unreadable to me, so you’ll get it.

Vette: Gimme! Aurebesh, come to meeee. Huh. There's a Mad Science class? Weird, but okay. I guess they were trying to splice the genes of monkey-lizards and some--

*chittering*

Hey! Of course it's a monkey-lizard, that's what makes sense. Are you going to let me read this or not?

*Chittering*

Okay, good. Monkey-lizards and ponies to make monsters. Well, that's not very nice. And I guess the students in that class agreed, too.

Nina: But, like, why would you want to make monsters????

Vette: I don't know. Maybe they wanted a present for their girlfriends or something. I don't pretend to understand those mad science types.

Nina: If anyone ever tries to get me a monster????? They’re totally dumped!!!!!!!!!!! Now, while you were reading about monsters, I couldn’t find anything on the Dorms. Which means they’re only being creepy little perverts now!!!!!!!

Vette: Good. If I was doing anything important I'd have to flush 'em in the 'freshers.

Nina: Do you mean the refrigerator????? Or the toilets???? Or, maybe, like???? The laundry things??????

Vette: The toilets. They'd definitely fit down the toilets.

Nina: It’d be funny to watch them spin about in the laundry, though!!!!!!! But, in Town it wasn’t about either toilets or laundry, though some stuck up elf named Fenris was lost in the woods???

I didn’t know elves could get lost in the woods??? ?? Isn’t that, like, their thing???

Anyway, Seivarden helped him out and they talked about how he was a slave or something????? Or maybe he owned slaves????? These notes are terrible?????

Vette: If it's that second one, he better hope he never meets me. Is there more in Aurebesh for me? I miss reading already.

Nina: That’s, like, so sad!!!! You could teach me Aurebesh???? And I could help you with English???? Let me see if there’s more notes for you!!!! *rummaging* I found some!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vette: YES. Okay, so, over at Tee-four-two-- is that a droid name? Sounds like a droid name. Anyway, Hernando asked the shop if it could make a house for him or something. I mean. Most people just renovate, but you do you, I guess. Some guy called Fee-jord came--

*chittering!*

Nina: Oh!!!!!!!!! He’s dreamy?????? I can’t wait to meet him!!!!!!!

Vette: He's dreamy and he spells his name funny. The jenth is silent. Weird. Anyway, Fjord came in and asked Hernando for tea, and apparently they ended up making plans to look at art or something? Seivarden stopped to say hi to Fooooord too, and invited him to share tea with her before she went and had a complete spaz-attack on Hernando over some, I don't know what this is... pictures of hands or something? The notes say 'the tea war lives again,' and if there's a war starting here, I'm out.

Nina: Me too!!!!! Vette, can I ride in the starship you steal??????????

Vette: You can be my co-pilot! Sure! Fugitive life is way more fun with company anyway.

Nina: I wouldn’t know that, but I’d give it a try!!!!!!!!! Anything is better than, like, sticking around during a war. Oh!!! Hey, these notes go with the tea stuff. Let’s see-- Fenris came in and GLARED!!!! at the menu to see if that would make it make sense!!!!! I don’t think it did! But, like, Mr. Dreaaaaamy Fjord was so totally excited to meet another non-human!!!!!!!!! While Hernando kept totally staring at his ears!!!!

Rude!!!!!!!!

Vette: Of course Foooooord was happy to see another non-human. There are like six of us on the planet.

Nina: I’m sorry I’m human, Vette????? Does it, like, bother you?????

Vette: Nah, you're fine. Just don't do it again.

Nina: You got it!!!!!!!!! I’ll avoid it!!!!!!!!! One more note in Aurebesh! You want it?!?!?! Or should I guess????

Vette: ... I will pay you money to guess first.

Nina: Hmmmmmmmmmm. HMMMMMMMMMM. ???????? !!!!!!!!!!!! Ah!!!!! I got it!!!!!!!!!!!! So, like, Seivarden totally proposed to that super, super mean jerk that drove the bus!!!!!!!

They’re getting married!!!!!!!!!!

Vette: Awww, it's jerks in love! Okay, but really, let's see how close you were. *Papers rustling* Aw, that's almost disappointing. There was a Community Center class about something called 'Twitter,' and Summer taught people how to make accounts and do the tweets and stuff, I guess. That means basically nothing to me.

Nina: And my interpretation was more fun!!!!!!! Don’t even deny it!!!

Vette: I bet if they asked really nicely, the little furry creeps would get out of our room and even go perform the wedding ceremony for them.

Nina: Ooooooooh!!!!! I bet Prompto would love to take pictures of a wedding!!!!!!!!! You little creepy things should go ask him!!!!!!!!!

Vette: Basically what we're saying is GET OUT OF OUR ROOM BEFORE I FLUSH YOU.

*squirrels fleeing*

[RIP Punctuation! Many thanks to chirpchirpchirp for doing roomie radio with me!]