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fandom_radio2018-08-31 08:37 am
studyingfear) wrote in fandom_radio2018-08-31 08:37 am
Fandom Radio | Friday, August 31
Oh. It's you guys.
*chittering*
Yes, I know. For those who aren't aware, by the end of their first week here, congrats, your every action is spied on by drunken little rodents and then read aloud to the entire island. I'm sure that sets your minds at ease.
School is back in session. I was in the library with Dark Nation. Mad Science had Miguel trying to pretend it was called 'Popular Science' instead. They did the usual introductions and Iris stopped by to call Miguel out on trying to rename the class that she saddled him with. Team! Synergy!, yes, with the exclamation marks, had their introductions do trust falls. We… apparently had Zack teaching Biology.
*doubtful silence*
Ah. I see, it was an excuse to play with puppies, like they all did during their introductions. That makes more sense.
Iris also showed up to flirt with Zack and talk about puppy kisses while fish boy got roped into helping Zack bring the animals back to the shelter.
That's all for… what are these extra notes?
*chittering*
We have a teachers' lounge?
*chittering*
Eight years?
*chittering*
Fine. Brooke was in the teachers' lounge drinking scotch and throwing darts. Fjord came in and wondered if they should be keeping an eye on Brooke's dart-target-guy. Miguel plied Fjord with alcohol, then admitted he didn't know what it was.
Miguel and Brooke complained about their classes, Miguel complaining about Iris and Brooke talking about the moose, while they both drank.
Suddenly, a great deal of the ineptness makes sense. All of the teachers are drunk all the time.
Alright, I'm not certain if Pastor Carter drinks, since he came in, asking if there was a meeting. Brooke was shocked he lived at the church and immediately tried to pry into his sex life. Fjord mentioned his difficulties understanding how he got to the island to Pastor Carter and they talked about their class together.
And now we're done with school and moving onto the Dorms. In the 2nd Floor Common Room Vette was hunting through cereal boxes for treasure.
Was that even worth reading?
Things in Town were likely just as inane, but let us see… Hernando was at T42 with specials for newbies. No one took him up on the offer. Meanwhile, fish boy was at Furnado, playing with kittens. Wellspring Arms & Meditation Centre was manned by Cable, who got asked by Alluka if he did lessons, while Octavia just wanted knives.
Kaidan was at his place being overdramatic and emotional all by himself. With movies and cupcakes. He and texted a bit and then Kanan came over and they shared their sob stories with each other. No one cares.
Finally, Summer was trying to teach the technologically-inept how to understand Social Media at the community center. Since it's a class, unlike 'Movie Class', they also did Introductions.
Apparently she was handing out phones, so if you need one, go see Summer. And if you don't know what phone is, you definitely need one.
On that note, I'm done.
*chittering*
Yes, I know. For those who aren't aware, by the end of their first week here, congrats, your every action is spied on by drunken little rodents and then read aloud to the entire island. I'm sure that sets your minds at ease.
School is back in session. I was in the library with Dark Nation. Mad Science had Miguel trying to pretend it was called 'Popular Science' instead. They did the usual introductions and Iris stopped by to call Miguel out on trying to rename the class that she saddled him with. Team! Synergy!, yes, with the exclamation marks, had their introductions do trust falls. We… apparently had Zack teaching Biology.
*doubtful silence*
Ah. I see, it was an excuse to play with puppies, like they all did during their introductions. That makes more sense.
Iris also showed up to flirt with Zack and talk about puppy kisses while fish boy got roped into helping Zack bring the animals back to the shelter.
That's all for… what are these extra notes?
*chittering*
We have a teachers' lounge?
*chittering*
Eight years?
*chittering*
Fine. Brooke was in the teachers' lounge drinking scotch and throwing darts. Fjord came in and wondered if they should be keeping an eye on Brooke's dart-target-guy. Miguel plied Fjord with alcohol, then admitted he didn't know what it was.
Miguel and Brooke complained about their classes, Miguel complaining about Iris and Brooke talking about the moose, while they both drank.
Suddenly, a great deal of the ineptness makes sense. All of the teachers are drunk all the time.
Alright, I'm not certain if Pastor Carter drinks, since he came in, asking if there was a meeting. Brooke was shocked he lived at the church and immediately tried to pry into his sex life. Fjord mentioned his difficulties understanding how he got to the island to Pastor Carter and they talked about their class together.
And now we're done with school and moving onto the Dorms. In the 2nd Floor Common Room Vette was hunting through cereal boxes for treasure.
Was that even worth reading?
Things in Town were likely just as inane, but let us see… Hernando was at T42 with specials for newbies. No one took him up on the offer. Meanwhile, fish boy was at Furnado, playing with kittens. Wellspring Arms & Meditation Centre was manned by Cable, who got asked by Alluka if he did lessons, while Octavia just wanted knives.
Kaidan was at his place being overdramatic and emotional all by himself. With movies and cupcakes. He and texted a bit and then Kanan came over and they shared their sob stories with each other. No one cares.
Finally, Summer was trying to teach the technologically-inept how to understand Social Media at the community center. Since it's a class, unlike 'Movie Class', they also did Introductions.
Apparently she was handing out phones, so if you need one, go see Summer. And if you don't know what phone is, you definitely need one.
On that note, I'm done.