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fandom_radio2018-08-03 06:33 am
puppy_fair) wrote in fandom_radio2018-08-03 06:33 am
Fandom Radio, Friday, August 3rd
Uh, hi, Fandom! I-- Is this thing on?
*Chittering*
Oh, okay, good! Hi, Fandom! It's Zack Fair here, with-- wow, these notes are tiny.
*Chittering*
Right. Right! Zack Fair here, with your Friday morning news! I got a note this morning telling me to cover Rufus' radio shift, he had important business to take care of elsewhere, and then there were a bunch of squirrels, so I guess you're stuck with me today. I've got notes for... I think some for school and for town, but it's kind of hard to tell with this really small writing. I'll do my best, though! It'll be fun!
We'll start with Self-Core for Optimd Stabloing and that can't possibly be right... Uh. But it involved cannonballs, and so did Swos... ln... Buckling. Guys, you really need to write bigger. And more clearly. Not everyone spends all their time reading, you know. Anyway, that's two classes about cannonballs and one class, something about laying down with a pop quiz about... I think what I'm reading here means proper fish care. I'm going to go with that. Oh! But Iris-- look, I did it right on the radio!-- stopped by to tell Kanan that fish care has something to do with love and bonding, which I think sounds about right.
Okay, I got through classes, so it's just town to go! This should be easy. At least I know people's names, right?
There was... Hard-iss-on at, I know this one, Luke's, where there was a... barbecue? It sounds like maybe he isn't a fan of barbecue, because he said something about dragging Captain Rogers' food through some mud before serving it to him? Or maybe they just don't get along. The note goes on to mention a dis-a-prov-ing look. I'm just not sure from who. Next we have Her-nan- Oh! Hernando! at... I can't tell if it's said Tea-For-Two or Tee-Forty-Two, but I can read this business name. See, guys? More writing like this. Anyway, he was at his tea shop, hanging... hands?
*Chittering*
Photos of hands. Why didn't you just say that in the first place?
*Exasperated chittering*
Come on, guys. Be nice. Up on the roof of the MCA, Kannon? and Professor Skywalker took the fish into a spaceship. Wait, the fish? Were you taking it for an adventure? I think it would like that. And at the com-mutiny... the community center, Peter was showing everyone a movie about... I don't know if it's a movie about cooking or exercise. Maybe both. Peter was showing everyone a movie about staying active while you cook, I guess. Kai-- Kaidan was there with a really sweet tea that Peter tried, and... maybe there was something weird in it, because Peter had to check up on Kaidan partway through the movie. Man, I hope everyone's okay. Maybe it was too much sugar? Just so long as nobody burned themselves while exercising-and-cooking.
*Chittering*
What do you mean that wasn't what it was? Well, why didn't you just write that d--
[OOC: I was given a very specific radio cover request for a certain other broadcaster's birthday (HAPPY BIRTHDAY KILLAUREY), and so you get the ONE CHARACTER I HAVE who is not so good with the words and the reading. He's a good puppy, he tried.]
*Chittering*
Oh, okay, good! Hi, Fandom! It's Zack Fair here, with-- wow, these notes are tiny.
*Chittering*
Right. Right! Zack Fair here, with your Friday morning news! I got a note this morning telling me to cover Rufus' radio shift, he had important business to take care of elsewhere, and then there were a bunch of squirrels, so I guess you're stuck with me today. I've got notes for... I think some for school and for town, but it's kind of hard to tell with this really small writing. I'll do my best, though! It'll be fun!
We'll start with Self-Core for Optimd Stabloing and that can't possibly be right... Uh. But it involved cannonballs, and so did Swos... ln... Buckling. Guys, you really need to write bigger. And more clearly. Not everyone spends all their time reading, you know. Anyway, that's two classes about cannonballs and one class, something about laying down with a pop quiz about... I think what I'm reading here means proper fish care. I'm going to go with that. Oh! But Iris-- look, I did it right on the radio!-- stopped by to tell Kanan that fish care has something to do with love and bonding, which I think sounds about right.
Okay, I got through classes, so it's just town to go! This should be easy. At least I know people's names, right?
There was... Hard-iss-on at, I know this one, Luke's, where there was a... barbecue? It sounds like maybe he isn't a fan of barbecue, because he said something about dragging Captain Rogers' food through some mud before serving it to him? Or maybe they just don't get along. The note goes on to mention a dis-a-prov-ing look. I'm just not sure from who. Next we have Her-nan- Oh! Hernando! at... I can't tell if it's said Tea-For-Two or Tee-Forty-Two, but I can read this business name. See, guys? More writing like this. Anyway, he was at his tea shop, hanging... hands?
*Chittering*
Photos of hands. Why didn't you just say that in the first place?
*Exasperated chittering*
Come on, guys. Be nice. Up on the roof of the MCA, Kannon? and Professor Skywalker took the fish into a spaceship. Wait, the fish? Were you taking it for an adventure? I think it would like that. And at the com-mutiny... the community center, Peter was showing everyone a movie about... I don't know if it's a movie about cooking or exercise. Maybe both. Peter was showing everyone a movie about staying active while you cook, I guess. Kai-- Kaidan was there with a really sweet tea that Peter tried, and... maybe there was something weird in it, because Peter had to check up on Kaidan partway through the movie. Man, I hope everyone's okay. Maybe it was too much sugar? Just so long as nobody burned themselves while exercising-and-cooking.
*Chittering*
What do you mean that wasn't what it was? Well, why didn't you just write that d--
[OOC: I was given a very specific radio cover request for a certain other broadcaster's birthday (HAPPY BIRTHDAY KILLAUREY), and so you get the ONE CHARACTER I HAVE who is not so good with the words and the reading. He's a good puppy, he tried.]