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fandom_radio2018-06-21 05:38 am
died8yearsago) wrote in fandom_radio2018-06-21 05:38 am
Fandom Radio; Thursday, June 21.
This is the dumbest thing in the entire world.
*chittering*
Yeah, yeah, I know, we had a deal. You little buttheads stop putting my name up for those stupid summer camp activities, I take over reading the notes. I'm going to read them, but that doesn't stop them from being dumb. Can't even be that hard if even Hot Leaf Water can do it.
Enjoy sleeping in, Blackstone, you child labor loophole weirdo.
Okay, so--
*chittering*
No, I'm not going to introduce myself. If they don't know who this is, then that's their problem. Now, if you're done interrupting me??
*silence*
That's what I thought. Okay. So.
At the SCHOOL, Peridot...what kind of a stupid name is Peridot?...anyway, she watched books fail to pick up string at the library, and was that sentence even in English? That makes no sense. These squirrels are obviously drunk.
*chitter--HICCUP--ing*
Exactly. Nothing happened in the DORMS, which they still wrote down for some reason instead of just...not writing anything, and in TOWN, Eliot's staff got him with squirtguns at Luke's Diner, Sparkle...dumbest name of ALL...was not freaking out at Pick your Poison, yeah right, waiting for Hannibal to swing by so they could go...somewhere, and Breq had to deal with glitter at Groovy Tunes...yeah, that stuff seems to be getting everywhere, happy Pride Week in Fandom, I guess...
And then there's the Summer Games, where Anakin -dumb name- buried the lead by making all these bozos make friendship bracelets before unleashing water balloons on them, which I can kinda respect. That was pretty sweet to see first hand and not be involved. You all make the stupidest faces when you get smacked with a water balloon. It was great. There wasn't a whole lot of mingling before the event, probably because all you nerds were just so ready to go making stupid cheap bracelets. Summer was all hungover from her birthday party -hahaha, serves you right, birthday parties are for kids, you dumb shit-- but she talked to Breq about music and Kanan's karaoke performances, which I have had the luck to be in the bar for, and, honestly, they're pretty great. If great actually means terrible. Anyway, Stupid Birthday Girl also didn't appreciate Beaker's meeping.
Again. How is that a sentence in any reasonable English language? Paris was way too serious about friendship bracelets, and that's not even me saying that, that's what the squirrels wrote, but her team didn't seem too phased by Captain Commander Friendship Bracelet. Kitty -who's clearly as smart as she is cute- was suspicious about the whole making bracelets thing, but she did it anyway with her team like the bunch of nerds they are. Brooke wanted to know how quickly Jono's bracelet loving friend can get here to do this for them instead, while Teen Girl Squad just wondered why they were doing this and hoped it wasn't for gremlins again. Dante forgot how string works and could probably take lessons from Aloy and then they could form a club for dumb names. And Mitsubishi convinces his team to go get Thai food instead.
I wouldn't mind doing these dumb things if I was on that team. Good call, Mistubishi.
Anyway, I guess that's about when Anakin pulled the balloons on everyone. The highlights include Norman using Sidon as a shield -smart- and Kanan nailing Stupid Birthday Girl who can't even fight back because she's stupid and got herself hungover, a Dante and Anakin bitch fight, and a bunch of people not exactly being too happy about the twist of fate.
And I guess Teen Girl Squad won. Enjoy your stupid fish. I'm glad to read here that you're all smart enough to not want anything to do with it.
That's it. See. Easy. You dummies make such a big deal out of reading words off a piece of paper. This was stupid. But still not as stupid as those stupid summer games.
**CLICK!**
*chittering*
Yeah, yeah, I know, we had a deal. You little buttheads stop putting my name up for those stupid summer camp activities, I take over reading the notes. I'm going to read them, but that doesn't stop them from being dumb. Can't even be that hard if even Hot Leaf Water can do it.
Enjoy sleeping in, Blackstone, you child labor loophole weirdo.
Okay, so--
*chittering*
No, I'm not going to introduce myself. If they don't know who this is, then that's their problem. Now, if you're done interrupting me??
*silence*
That's what I thought. Okay. So.
At the SCHOOL, Peridot...what kind of a stupid name is Peridot?...anyway, she watched books fail to pick up string at the library, and was that sentence even in English? That makes no sense. These squirrels are obviously drunk.
*chitter--HICCUP--ing*
Exactly. Nothing happened in the DORMS, which they still wrote down for some reason instead of just...not writing anything, and in TOWN, Eliot's staff got him with squirtguns at Luke's Diner, Sparkle...dumbest name of ALL...was not freaking out at Pick your Poison, yeah right, waiting for Hannibal to swing by so they could go...somewhere, and Breq had to deal with glitter at Groovy Tunes...yeah, that stuff seems to be getting everywhere, happy Pride Week in Fandom, I guess...
And then there's the Summer Games, where Anakin -dumb name- buried the lead by making all these bozos make friendship bracelets before unleashing water balloons on them, which I can kinda respect. That was pretty sweet to see first hand and not be involved. You all make the stupidest faces when you get smacked with a water balloon. It was great. There wasn't a whole lot of mingling before the event, probably because all you nerds were just so ready to go making stupid cheap bracelets. Summer was all hungover from her birthday party -hahaha, serves you right, birthday parties are for kids, you dumb shit-- but she talked to Breq about music and Kanan's karaoke performances, which I have had the luck to be in the bar for, and, honestly, they're pretty great. If great actually means terrible. Anyway, Stupid Birthday Girl also didn't appreciate Beaker's meeping.
Again. How is that a sentence in any reasonable English language? Paris was way too serious about friendship bracelets, and that's not even me saying that, that's what the squirrels wrote, but her team didn't seem too phased by Captain Commander Friendship Bracelet. Kitty -who's clearly as smart as she is cute- was suspicious about the whole making bracelets thing, but she did it anyway with her team like the bunch of nerds they are. Brooke wanted to know how quickly Jono's bracelet loving friend can get here to do this for them instead, while Teen Girl Squad just wondered why they were doing this and hoped it wasn't for gremlins again. Dante forgot how string works and could probably take lessons from Aloy and then they could form a club for dumb names. And Mitsubishi convinces his team to go get Thai food instead.
I wouldn't mind doing these dumb things if I was on that team. Good call, Mistubishi.
Anyway, I guess that's about when Anakin pulled the balloons on everyone. The highlights include Norman using Sidon as a shield -smart- and Kanan nailing Stupid Birthday Girl who can't even fight back because she's stupid and got herself hungover, a Dante and Anakin bitch fight, and a bunch of people not exactly being too happy about the twist of fate.
And I guess Teen Girl Squad won. Enjoy your stupid fish. I'm glad to read here that you're all smart enough to not want anything to do with it.
That's it. See. Easy. You dummies make such a big deal out of reading words off a piece of paper. This was stupid. But still not as stupid as those stupid summer games.
**CLICK!**