Fandom Radio: Saturday, March 24th

[1000yearstoolate]

Good morning, this is Seivarden Vendaai, and it looks like we have another day of snow here. Without power. What kind of unciv... anyway. This isn't a weather report, I suppose.

 

Yesterday at school, Lies Your Other American History Teachers Told You talked about weapons and the second amendment. Music Appreciation watched a musical about snow.

 

In the dorms Rey had failed to bribe the squirrels to get a private life, and instead of spending her afternoon as usual, watching Kanan playing with swords in the park, she was drinking coffee in the second floor common room. Summer told her things might get worse because it's a Friday.

 

Bobby woke up and got really excited about the weather. At least someone was happy about it. 

 

In town, Kanan decided it was too much snow in the park to practice there. I'm glad to hear that. Insted he went practicing in his girlfriend's spaceship. She has a spaceship?

 

She does apparently, as well as a crazy... droid? That's what you call them? Anyway, it just seems lazy not to scrap the crazy droid when you're in an actual scrapyard. I'm glad I didn't take Issa there.

 

Tip showed up to practice and wanted to meet the crazy droid who is apparently named Chopper. Then Kanan misgenders some uncivilized slave owner on a dollar bill.

 

... There are so many things I could say here. About the person who said that was easy and you just had to look for the tits.

 

Tip got to meet Hera too and told her her ship was angular. Instead of spherical. Right.

Issa and I disagreed on going to the park. She is stubborn, but that comes with being a cat I suppose. Peter suggested inviting Kanan and his dog, which was kind obviously, but perhaps some other time.

 

Sidon went to the Onsen and learnt that he had to wear a bathing suit and that he wasn't allowed to swim. We all have to put up with strange customs here, don't we.

 

Dante was working at Groovy Tunes, where little blue men were playing bluegrass. That sounds perfectly reasonable on this island.

At the Trooper Station Liam didn't want to make snow angels. I'm happy to hear that he's being a responsible person. Rosa was late and wantedto punch things. That doesn't surprise me at all.

 

That's all. And if you wonder why the squirrels haven't interrupted it's because they're almost passed out from too much rum. Dealing with the cold I suppose. I'm going to try and light a fire. Fire? Actually used for heating?

 

**drunk chittering**

 

Can you just pass out again?