fandom_radio | Fandom Radio: Saturday, March 10th

Good morning, the squirrels are once again insisting that I read the local news for you.

*rustling of papers*

No, Issa, these are not for playing with.

*loud chittering*

Oh, shut up you stupid rodents, she’s not going to eat you.

So. There was nothing happening in school or in the dorms, as everyone is on vacation.

In town, Kanan was playing with swords in the park as usual, despite his admirers not showing up. I suppose being on another continent is a good excuse. A falcon appeared, but she turned out to be a blue person, and Kanan showed off his sword.

*chittering*

Cutting through sticks is impressive?

I was there too, but that was because my cat Issa likes to play with Kanan’s dog. Rosa showed up with her dog and is impressed by Kanan's sword. Why am I not surprised. This is someone who thinks tea is leaves in water.

*chittering*

Yes, but you are uncivilized squirrels.

*loud chittering*

You can keep your rum!

Anyway, her dog and Kanan's dog get along, which is what you can expect of dogs.

In China, Anakin threw a fit because Rey was about to fall into the water. Tony and Steve made dumplings and Breq and Tip visited a teahouse.

…

WHY HASN’T ANYONE TOLD ME THERE ARE PROPER TEAHOUSES IN CHINA?!

*chittering*

I was actually trying to accept that the Perk was the best thing you could find on this planet.

Dante was being gloomy in his room when Ringo found him and tried to cheer him up. Dante also called his boyfriend and his girlfriend to cheer him up. I wonder which worked best. Sometimes it’s best to just not call your lovers if you’re being homesick.

In the evening Amaya tried to order food, Summer went shopping and Brooke went to a bar.

That’s all, and if anyone on that trip wants to buy some tea, I’d pay for it.