fandom_radio | Fandom Radio: Saturday, March 3rd

Good morning, this is Seivarden Vendaai...

**chittering**

Yes, thank you for not bothering me last week. I don't care why.

In school, Lies Your Other American History Teachers Told You talked about truth and watched the news. I'm not going to comment on that. As the teachers were away Music Appreciation got to watch something... that was supposedly a concert. Summer thought it was avant-garde. Really? Judging from what I have to report about her on radio I didn't know she knew what that meant.

**chittering**

It's an Earth thing, of course I looked it up!

In the dorms the students had bribed the squirrels as usual.

In town, Amaya worked at Turtle & Canary and found out that it was making a profit. In the park Kanan's dog was attacked by birds. I couldn't be there because I had a cold, but I'm sure Issa, my cat, would have helped him. Kanan thought holding out his hand towards the birds would help. Rey offered to help, and I'm sure she was more useful.

That nasty unciv...

**chittering**

It's a very appropriate thing to call her. I don't care if she upholds the law here. She knows nothing about tea.

Anyway, Rosa asked what was going on. And why there are flamingos. Shouldn't she know about those birds already? And then she talked to Tip about sword fighting. Then Tip talked to Kanan and said something that was in between mocking and encouraging.

That's all from today. It sounds like it's a good idea to stay away from the park unless you're good at dealing with birds.