Fandom Radio, Monday, October 1

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Good Eveing Fandom, this is Seely "Not Hugo" Booth, and you're listening to WTFH Fandom Radio, bring you all the latest and greatest news of the island.

Classes, of which I had none.

Model Class is all about the men in skirts today. Somewhat predictably the boys boggle. Then don skirts.

Sex Ed talk about foreplay. Which is very important. Very, very important. Hopefully the class stops headdesking long enough to figure this out. They talk about foreplay preferences, then Jack and Anemone each steal some condoms.

Finding Your Wits revolves mainly around discussion of the weekend. Isabel and Chris, Summer and Savannah , and Wyatt and Chris all chat, while Chris and Johnny are all non verbal at each other. This possibly has something to do with Wyatt and Johnny engaging in the homoerotic bonding ritual of a dick measuring contest while still in class. Lana meanwhile, is sad over Jim leaving. And there's a test or something.

Art do ink, just not the tattooing kind. Still lifes are turned in, and ink is mixed to mixed results.

Comparative Religions are told to repent. People are subduded and confessional, before meditating on their sins. The brothers Winchester are very awkward at each other over weekend hookups. Could have been worse guys, at least you didn't hook up with each other.

Professor Kerrigan runs Study Hall today with an iron fist in a velvet glove, as Lee discovers to his dismay. Lee also manages to annoy River who glares at him and talks donuts with Kerrigan. Anemone tells Kerrigan about the scary bugs and dinosaurs, and Ed is glowery.

Over in the Library, Sam hides in the stacks, missing Dawn and the note she didn't leave, and being awkward with Steve.

The cafeteria sees Chad and Mac indulging in curly fries and fishsticks. Mmm...curly fries.

The Office is open, and Professor Aziraphale has office hours.

Dorms, of which I have one.

It's a snuggly morning for Karal and Molly, although Molly would like to know why he neglected to mention the girlfriend thing to Princess Molly. Aravis and I are appropriately apologetic for mind-wiped jerkiness and make up, you don't need to know anything else. Dawn and Dean are also much with the waking up snuggly and, wow, awkward. Jaina visits John, and all signs point to snuggly, if a little less so for John and Meredith, aka Rodney.

Chris and Summer forgo snuggling in favour of flailing, while Wyatt and Isabel regret nothing. Johnny and Savannah hop on the cuddle train. Anders, however, prefers head-dressering. AJ uses broken arms as a smooth intro to asking Beauty to homecoming. Charlie is visited by Carmela who was confused this weekend, and Rodney who was nearly deceased. Adah learnt the hard way about not walking normally.

Mel and Zuko talk about families which shockingly leads to snuggling. Meg and Cassandra talk weekends and homecoming. Valentine stalls on cleaning up his faces. Adam is embarrassed about the weekend, and Robin wants people to know he's not a prince.

In other news, Willow and English argue about her spellcasting, which doesn't really make sense unless it's meant as a euphemism or some-...oh. Right.

Moving on, Isabel gets a phone call. Annette and Dick skip snuggling and go straight to dirtiness. Anders makes an apologetic phone call. Rikku goes to talk to Jude about the weekend. Kabuto and Ino wake up and flail. Cassandra is emo and visited by Jack and Jamie.

Up in the Fourth Floor Common Room, Karal reads with the television on. While he and Jim have very polite introductions, Luke tries to sneak in. It doesn't work so good, so Luke asks Meg for advice about her not-sister Jo. Meg talks to Karal about the weekend, and Jim about the football that...flew away. See this is why I'm a cheerleader, it makes much more sense. Molly comes in, and is quote "adorable" about Karal. Adam is thirsty, and as Karal finds out not unscathed after the weekend. Jim says hi to him.

Even further up on the Roof O'Emo, Lana is taking full advantage of the name, Cassandra lurks in a vaguely unnerving fashion, at least until she introduces herself.

Town, which technically no one has.

Leo opens the Photo Hut. Chad opens Groovy Tunes. Naomi opens Sparky's. Jude opens Luke's. Joanna opens Wonders of the World. George Michael opens the banana stand. Nate opens Wellspring Arms. Millie opens Book Haven.

Tink opens Pixie Dust, does an interview with Pam, and incinerates Ron's clothes...hopefully not while he's wearing them. Ami opens the Magic Box, and Jack attempts to get a spell to stop a repeat of memory loss. Mary opens the Arms, and tells Aiden and Stan about going home with GOB. I didn't think there was that much alcohol in the world.

Bart opens Turtle and Canary, and talks to Andrew about broken wrists, dinosaurs, and brains. Anywhere but here that would seem weird. Turtle nabs Bart to talk student council. Annette opens the Post Office and Dick drops in to flash her some skin. Oh, and explain what happened this weekend.

Charlie does an interview at the perk, the unsuspecting interviewee, John Winchester, shows up.

Andrew attempts to write letters in the park. Beauty talks to him about glitter and a trip to the theater, and to Robin about the weekend. Robin also talks to Andrew about the weekend, and introduces himself to Isabel, who woes at Andrew about the weekend.

In other news, Hades wakes up with a pineapple. Kinky. While Deadpool and Nate wake up in the preserve and agree to never speak of it again, Deadpool goes home to get dressed and play with his fox, not dirty. Aly shows up and he's all avoidy, which Aly is no doubt sympathetic about, given her own rude awakening with Roy. Bridge and Xander are snuggly at the apartments. GOB is in a very good mood. Mary bakes cookies and makes phone calls. Molly and Karal take a private walk on the beach. Awwww.

Musubi tends bar at the Nest tonight, where Leo slips on olives, and Lucy and Wilson talk...or something.

Over at Caritas, Robin opens the bar. Fraser welcomes her to Fandom and they plan a Canadian invasion. Dalton watches for trouble, and Robin tells him about the violent and sleazy Fandom nightlife. Robin meets Robin and they play Red Robin. Jamie tells Robin about the girl that wants to kill him. Which one?


Katara has the evening shift at the Clinic, and is glad she didn't do anything embarrassing over the weekend.

And that's all the news that's unfit to print, so until next time this is Seely "Martinis Are Evil" Booth, signing off.