fandom_radio | Fandom Radio: Saturday, February 3rd

Good morning, this is Seivarden Vendaai, and it looks like not much happened yesterday. I'm not sure if that's because you bribed the squirrels or because they were lazy...

**chittering**

There's nothing wrong with being lazy sometimes if you're a rodent...

**loud chittering**

IT WASN'T A COMPLAINT! Anyway.

In school, Music Appreciation listened to far too many different kinds of music for me to mention, while Lies Your Other American History Teachers Told You -- couldn't you have chosen a shorter name for your class? -- watched a movie about a political scandal. That sounds boring, but I suppose it was educational.

As usual nothing happened in the dorms. These students must be dreadfully boring.

In town Dante was nice to some piece of equipment at Groovy Tunes, and Octavia showed up to play the drums.

Quark doesn't want to pay his employee her agreed salary, and he should probably have bribed the squirrels before talking about that, unless that is good for business here. How should I know.

That's all the news though, and hope your Saturday will be more interesting.