Amaya Blackstone (
special_rabbit) wrote in
fandom_radio2017-12-28 01:39 am
Fandom Radio; Thursday, December 28th.
Okay, okay, I'm here, you can get your grubby paws off me now. Yeesh. All that chittering, can't even manage a please or thank you?
**chittering**
I'm sitting, I'm sitting! See? What are you crazy rodents on about? Summer's not here, and the shark guy just talks too much? What does that even mean?
**chittering; rustling papers**
You...want me to...read? Read what's on the these papers? Into this thing right here?
**nodding chitters**
Well, okay, fine. I've been around enough squirrels in Daventry to know than when a squirrel tells you to do something, you'd better do it unless you've got a good rake on hand, and I unfortunately have mine in the shed for the season. So, right. I guess I'm just...reading....this...outloud...to myself.
**chittering**
To the people? This is a broadcast? Zounds, this island is strange. Okay, so I'm not reading to myself, I'm reading to...all of you, I guess?
Alright. Bizarre. But here goes.
*clears throat*
At Covent Garden Flowers, Peter struggled with firework flowers, and at Groovy Tunes, Breq practiced along with waltzes. Kathy and Dante walked to Barry's old warehouse to talk about...ugh......their fee...their feel...theytalkedabouttheirfeelings *cough*. And Liam met Verity in the spaceship parking lot in the junkyard for her first time in a spaceship and then they took off for somewhere nice and warm.
And then...wait, that's it? You bustled me over here to read a paragraph's worth of stuff? Hrmph, I guess no matter where you put your boots, the squirrels there will still be the worst.
**chittering cheers**
Hold the hammer, is that booze? You're going to share some of that, aren't yo--
**CLICK**
**chittering**
I'm sitting, I'm sitting! See? What are you crazy rodents on about? Summer's not here, and the shark guy just talks too much? What does that even mean?
**chittering; rustling papers**
You...want me to...read? Read what's on the these papers? Into this thing right here?
**nodding chitters**
Well, okay, fine. I've been around enough squirrels in Daventry to know than when a squirrel tells you to do something, you'd better do it unless you've got a good rake on hand, and I unfortunately have mine in the shed for the season. So, right. I guess I'm just...reading....this...outloud...to myself.
**chittering**
To the people? This is a broadcast? Zounds, this island is strange. Okay, so I'm not reading to myself, I'm reading to...all of you, I guess?
Alright. Bizarre. But here goes.
*clears throat*
At Covent Garden Flowers, Peter struggled with firework flowers, and at Groovy Tunes, Breq practiced along with waltzes. Kathy and Dante walked to Barry's old warehouse to talk about...ugh......their fee...their feel...theytalkedabouttheirfeelings *cough*. And Liam met Verity in the spaceship parking lot in the junkyard for her first time in a spaceship and then they took off for somewhere nice and warm.
And then...wait, that's it? You bustled me over here to read a paragraph's worth of stuff? Hrmph, I guess no matter where you put your boots, the squirrels there will still be the worst.
**chittering cheers**
Hold the hammer, is that booze? You're going to share some of that, aren't yo--
**CLICK**
