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Fandom Radio, Friday, January 27, 2006
Hello, geeks! In yet another stunning display of Fandom's blatant disregard for the laws of science and humanity, I am holed up in the dusty, skanky old Study Hall bringing you the news of the great Blackout of 2006. So if you're lucky enough to still be in town, just remember to keep your hands to yourself. As soon as you goose someone, the lights will come back on. Trust me, it's like, guaranteed.
Official Biz-Nass
Before the world went to hell in a frosty handbasket, people actually did stuff. Jung, Etc. class, whatever that is, had a quiz. Ick. Speech 301 were punks. Or watched punks do stuff. Or something equally boring and lame. Meanwhile, History of Art/Studio Art was basically the emo-teen version of Caligula. I don't know exactly what went down, but it apparently involved togas, smearing body paint on each other, and then walking around to photograph the other groups. Angela, Xander, and Lee were naughty, I'm pretty sure.
Math played something called tycoon games, which involved video games named Cruise Ship and Tabloid. Once again, why did I not sign up for Math? In Forensics Ms. Sidle gave her students a quiz as well. Damn people, it is FRIDAY.
Celtic Studies presented their projects in that Gremlin language. Driver's Ed learned about engines, which are those things that make cars go. I prefer the backseat, myself. In US Government withfoxy foxy Mr. Lyman, he bored them all to tears learning about the Constitution, but hey, he looks good doing it, and that's what really matters.
As for the weird British lady with the bad perm, in Journalistic Integrity, Veronica and Logan were late to watch a film. That's weird, Veronica is never late. And in Journalism 101/201 people wrote poems. Because every newspaper I've ever read has a emo poem written by a teenager all about their favorite flower. Right.
Music 201 sullenly watched Anakin sullenly play his sullen banthabell. And Cultivation and Gardening was canceled. See, that's more like it on a snow day.
A few crazy people actually ate lunch in the cafeteria with the creepy sub. The snickerdoodles were not made of people, but no guarantees were made about the gingerbread. Hey, the police force had to end up somewhere.
And now for our attention whore administration. I mean, our administration that is dedicated to successful communication with the student body, or whatever. Principal Ninja-Lovah made an announcement that Togusa has detention for breathing, and something about Jaye's quivering bits that was just plain unnecessary. Also, I think he accused her of doing drugs, which I'm pretty sure is just a big fat lie, because she'd be way mellower if she was high. Nice going, Principal Liar-Pants, Ninja-Sexxer. After the power went out, he announced townies could come to campus to stay. I'm sure he did that only with the hopes a certain chick and her friend, who by the way SHOT ME IN THE ARM, would seek warmth and comfort in his pants.
Tubey also hung out all by his tubey self in his office. Smith, however, got cookies from a student. What a slut.
Some teachers also held office hours instead of skipping. That was... dumb. Dr. Grissom got a visit from The Doctor, and they had tea. Awww, Gil, look at you, being all social. Dr. Pierson, who should call me, like, yesterday, also got a visit from The Doctor, as well as CJ, Janet, and Elizabeth. I'm sure that got hella dirty quick. Dr. Carter scares the hell out of everybody so no one went to see her today. Elizabeth also visited Ms. Calendar, along with Bridge and Mac. And Ms. Cregg got visits from The Doctor and Jack. Sexy.
Student Council met, and discussed dances, frisbee, and mostly just used it as an excuse to hang out and stare at Mr. Lyman.
Parker opened the library today, which I thought was supposed to be full of geeks, but instead was full of people having overly-dramatic life problems. Angela and Parker were angsting over Rory, who I guess felt the need to share her vampire-induced woe. No, this isn't a repeat broadcast. Zero agrees with me, because she apparently wondered if Rory's blood is made from chocolate syrup, as she is so popular with the biting crowd. That would justify why she's such a candy ass. Sam seemed a little bloodthirsty, for books, I guess. Super hot security guy also stopped by with his wolf, and I am seriously reconsidering my no-Security Guy standpoint. Cam chatted with Parker and Archie, who apparently wasn't busy with anyone's quivering bits at the time, and then actually looked for books.
And over at the Clinic, Stark opened up shop and not pretty Dr. Wilson, so only employees hung out until Victor rounded them up to help with the townie-refugees.
And in the TA lounge, Veronica and Logan... kissed. Less than a week after she slept at Weevil's. Wow, nice Veronica, didn't know you had it in you. I guess it's a good thing Rover left town after all. Anyway, moving on...
The Not-So-Dry, Nor Fresh, Campus
Cam, Aeryn, and Angel worked out in the gym, and Cam took the opportunity to brood with Angel. Could you please just make out already?
Walter hung some posters for Sparky Repairs and All and Sundries.
The power went flickered and then shut down in the dorms, but came back on probably because Smith threatened it with detention. So Bridge threw a party in the second floor common room, where the decor is fabulous, to like, try and burn out the generator or something. All the usual suspects showed up, and Rory was making her lost little puppy eyes again. Seriously, Rory, you seem nice enough, but I'm concerned that all this blood loss has caused some major brain damage.
Liz and Janet froze their little butts off. Phoebe chatter with Camulus and she didn't seem happy, not one bit. Lyta had the right idea and stayed in bed.
Cam was majorly sad over his GF being all OMGHurty, and left her a note. Vala had visitors up the wazoo, including Isabel, Janet, Hot Canadian, and Izzie. And in case you missed it at any point, Cam lurves Vala.
Angel can move now without shrieking out in girly pain, so that one of his boy harem comes and 'rubs his ribs'. Anakin, Alanna, and Bridge stopped by, in Alanna's case to probably actually heal his pain, and as for Anakin, I'll just mention that stupid braid and let you connect the dots.
Victor and Pip enjoyed the most important meal of the day. Kara Thrace actually decided to show up back at school. And Bel and Crowley did whatever it is they do.
Jeremiah and Xander were scared of the snow, and Mac and Izzie played in it. Duo was also happy happy, joy joy at the fluffy white stuff. Not that kind of white stuff, I don't think. Nadia, however, is not a fan.
Edward is sick, and John went to bug the hell out of him. Or make sure he was still alive. Yawn.
Veronica and Piper are back to being friends, and not bitching at each other. Nice to know I've been replaced. On the other side, Marty and Angela should just get back together already, because it is majorly bumming everyone out within a fifty foot radius when they interact.
Han was freaking out, Sawyer was woe-is-me-ing. Victor and Walter talked until they just couldn't talk no more, and Jessica spoke on the phone, and Han stopped by.
Krycek and Chloe were playing with, what the hell does this say? Mini!Jake? Something about chocolate, clothes, and... I don't want to go there. Nor do I want to know who or what is Mini!Jake. I'll leave that to your imaginations.
Cordelia was waiting around, hoping Logan would call. Good luck with that. But Pip and Maia snuggled, and snuggle, snug, snuggled. Oh my.
John and Aeryn skipped the snuggling and went straight to the heavy conversation. Bummer.
Bel was wasted and Piper joined him in the misery. And Phoebe was also very, very sad. Coincidence? Must be.
Town. The Cold Place.
Oh hey, the weather sucked. Despite this, Tommy the firefighter apparently also does contracting work, as he hung signs to that effect. Can someone say sekrit mob cover? Seriously.
At All and Sundries, Tommy bought cigarettes, to smoke after 'contracting jobs' probably, and Walter bought warm stuff.
Geoff talked to House, and Deb sat in the dark for a long time, doing... who knows. Lorelai sent out invitations to a Humanities dinner, and called Rory, who's sailing on the high seas of trauma as usual.
An anonymous gift was left for Phoebe at the hotel. Hey, a vibrator! That's always good, right?
Ben and Michael are leaving town. Sad bear. Aziraphale stopped to say goodbye, as did Lana, Paige, and Tobias. Pippi, meanwhile, actually did some shopping.
Some unwashed band showed up in town in ugly sunglasses.
At Aziraphale's, Victor attempted to buy books. Kiki and Wilson hung out, and probably tried to slobber all over him as per usual with her. Vic and Pip also think reading is fundamental, and Blair also got next to Wilson to warm up. Note to self: buy more books.
Quark is missing, and was last seen going into his basement. He probably just got his ear stuck in something.
Posters went up for some Fix-It place, and a broody dude also showed up in town in ugly sunglasses. What gives? Artie hung out on a roof. Walter picked up a bot from Agatha, and Blair checked on Ivanova at work.
Tex got a suspicious package, but not the kind I enjoy. She then helped Baron and Muta dig out of the shop.
Parker went to the Sin because her bunny was apparently being held captive. Lord, do I even need to make the joke? And she got it back, which isn't surprising, because I'm pretty sure Parker can kill people with her mind.
The Power Outage caused problems, shocker, at Caritas, the new, soon-to-be music shop, and at Sanctity.
The Tick went to the Sin to lecture hooker, and cookies were baked. Good to see that even psycho-bitch whores get their baked goods in.
Oh, and Tex apparently owns Smith like the little ninja-sexxing bitch that he is.
Then the scary Troopers saved a bunch of citizens, and we are off to...
Refugee Center a/k/a An Excuse to Sex the Townies On Campus
Sara, Blair, Lorne, Edmund, Ivanova, Agatha, Togusa, & Tex all showed up to help. Blair organized people who dropped things off for the poor, cold townies, including Blair, Deb & Carl, Maia, Tommy, Archie, Benton, Sam, Pippi, GOB, Nadia, & Pip.
And Broody Lucas broods, because that's what he does.
Maia headed up Operation: Townie Sex, and Togusa, Pip, Archie, Kiki, Pippi, Sam, Peter, Walter, Lana, Susan, and Shep all offered their loins, I mean beds, for the night.
Alfred brought all the food that was supposed to be for Cafe Fina, Wonka and Deb brought candy and pie, and Jessica made tea.
Victor and Alanna set up medical help, and she met Camulus.Tommy showed to render aid if necessary, and Susan and Fraser thought about calling House and Wilson.
Tommy and Susan hung out, then Janet and Susan met, then Tommy and Camulus met, and Janet almost hurt her eyeballs. Careful, Janet! Janet also tried to help Harper, but was mostly confused, and Ivanova met Victor.
Tommy has some bonding time with Hot Canadian and CJ under the guise of being responsible. Jarod also offered to help him out and dropped some knowledge on him. Togusa told Tommy about his tank. Alfred guessed where Tommy is from.
Lorne also set up Caritas in the school. Because the people can not live without karaoke. So people sang, angsted, and did whatever with those sketchy sunglassed dudes. New location, same crap.
Kiki helped the efforts, as did Togusa. Kiki and Lana also talked about sleeping arrangements, and then Kiki totally tongue-kissed Lana.
I may have made that last part up. Maybe.
Nadia is looking for Furball. Dirty. And there is apparently a tank inside? Oh good lord.
Anyway, Pippi set up game time, and Camulus keeps a watchful eye out for Strip Twister. Ivanova handed off some candy to Zoe. Smart move, she's scary. And Amazon Dean and Hot Canadian seemed to be making some googly eyes until she left with the Baron.
Jessica gave Victor tea, and wondered why he is green. Don't bother to ask those kind of questions, Jessie. And Togusa went to sleep. Newsflash, omg. Togusa earlier was worried about Batou, but hey, Batou is chilling with Zhaan tonight, so all is well. Probably.
Lana, Han, Sakura, Nadia, Kiki, Chiana, Susan, Jessica ditched the refugee camp and are having a girl's slumber party in the fourth floor common room right now, unless they're still outside. As long as they keep it down so I can get some damn sleep, who cares?
Wilson and Phale were together and skipped the camp as well, no surprise there. JIMMY, CALL ME! Phoebe went to the bar, and yet was still depressed after throwing a few back. And in the gym, Jarod did not appear to be sleeping well.
And last but not least, in the good kind of keeping warm news, Lee and his arms are stoked that Kara is back. Speaking of cute, so are Walter and Victor. And Cally and Anders, but they are always cute, so they don't count.
Okay, that's it. I'm going upstairs with a bottle of rum and an extra pair of socks. To most of you, good night and stay safe. And for some of you... you should probably get used to the cold. Sweet Dreams, Fandom.
Official Biz-Nass
Before the world went to hell in a frosty handbasket, people actually did stuff. Jung, Etc. class, whatever that is, had a quiz. Ick. Speech 301 were punks. Or watched punks do stuff. Or something equally boring and lame. Meanwhile, History of Art/Studio Art was basically the emo-teen version of Caligula. I don't know exactly what went down, but it apparently involved togas, smearing body paint on each other, and then walking around to photograph the other groups. Angela, Xander, and Lee were naughty, I'm pretty sure.
Math played something called tycoon games, which involved video games named Cruise Ship and Tabloid. Once again, why did I not sign up for Math? In Forensics Ms. Sidle gave her students a quiz as well. Damn people, it is FRIDAY.
Celtic Studies presented their projects in that Gremlin language. Driver's Ed learned about engines, which are those things that make cars go. I prefer the backseat, myself. In US Government with
As for the weird British lady with the bad perm, in Journalistic Integrity, Veronica and Logan were late to watch a film. That's weird, Veronica is never late. And in Journalism 101/201 people wrote poems. Because every newspaper I've ever read has a emo poem written by a teenager all about their favorite flower. Right.
Music 201 sullenly watched Anakin sullenly play his sullen banthabell. And Cultivation and Gardening was canceled. See, that's more like it on a snow day.
A few crazy people actually ate lunch in the cafeteria with the creepy sub. The snickerdoodles were not made of people, but no guarantees were made about the gingerbread. Hey, the police force had to end up somewhere.
And now for our attention whore administration. I mean, our administration that is dedicated to successful communication with the student body, or whatever. Principal Ninja-Lovah made an announcement that Togusa has detention for breathing, and something about Jaye's quivering bits that was just plain unnecessary. Also, I think he accused her of doing drugs, which I'm pretty sure is just a big fat lie, because she'd be way mellower if she was high. Nice going, Principal Liar-Pants, Ninja-Sexxer. After the power went out, he announced townies could come to campus to stay. I'm sure he did that only with the hopes a certain chick and her friend, who by the way SHOT ME IN THE ARM, would seek warmth and comfort in his pants.
Tubey also hung out all by his tubey self in his office. Smith, however, got cookies from a student. What a slut.
Some teachers also held office hours instead of skipping. That was... dumb. Dr. Grissom got a visit from The Doctor, and they had tea. Awww, Gil, look at you, being all social. Dr. Pierson, who should call me, like, yesterday, also got a visit from The Doctor, as well as CJ, Janet, and Elizabeth. I'm sure that got hella dirty quick. Dr. Carter scares the hell out of everybody so no one went to see her today. Elizabeth also visited Ms. Calendar, along with Bridge and Mac. And Ms. Cregg got visits from The Doctor and Jack. Sexy.
Student Council met, and discussed dances, frisbee, and mostly just used it as an excuse to hang out and stare at Mr. Lyman.
Parker opened the library today, which I thought was supposed to be full of geeks, but instead was full of people having overly-dramatic life problems. Angela and Parker were angsting over Rory, who I guess felt the need to share her vampire-induced woe. No, this isn't a repeat broadcast. Zero agrees with me, because she apparently wondered if Rory's blood is made from chocolate syrup, as she is so popular with the biting crowd. That would justify why she's such a candy ass. Sam seemed a little bloodthirsty, for books, I guess. Super hot security guy also stopped by with his wolf, and I am seriously reconsidering my no-Security Guy standpoint. Cam chatted with Parker and Archie, who apparently wasn't busy with anyone's quivering bits at the time, and then actually looked for books.
And over at the Clinic, Stark opened up shop and not pretty Dr. Wilson, so only employees hung out until Victor rounded them up to help with the townie-refugees.
And in the TA lounge, Veronica and Logan... kissed. Less than a week after she slept at Weevil's. Wow, nice Veronica, didn't know you had it in you. I guess it's a good thing Rover left town after all. Anyway, moving on...
The Not-So-Dry, Nor Fresh, Campus
Cam, Aeryn, and Angel worked out in the gym, and Cam took the opportunity to brood with Angel. Could you please just make out already?
Walter hung some posters for Sparky Repairs and All and Sundries.
The power went flickered and then shut down in the dorms, but came back on probably because Smith threatened it with detention. So Bridge threw a party in the second floor common room, where the decor is fabulous, to like, try and burn out the generator or something. All the usual suspects showed up, and Rory was making her lost little puppy eyes again. Seriously, Rory, you seem nice enough, but I'm concerned that all this blood loss has caused some major brain damage.
Liz and Janet froze their little butts off. Phoebe chatter with Camulus and she didn't seem happy, not one bit. Lyta had the right idea and stayed in bed.
Cam was majorly sad over his GF being all OMGHurty, and left her a note. Vala had visitors up the wazoo, including Isabel, Janet, Hot Canadian, and Izzie. And in case you missed it at any point, Cam lurves Vala.
Angel can move now without shrieking out in girly pain, so that one of his boy harem comes and 'rubs his ribs'. Anakin, Alanna, and Bridge stopped by, in Alanna's case to probably actually heal his pain, and as for Anakin, I'll just mention that stupid braid and let you connect the dots.
Victor and Pip enjoyed the most important meal of the day. Kara Thrace actually decided to show up back at school. And Bel and Crowley did whatever it is they do.
Jeremiah and Xander were scared of the snow, and Mac and Izzie played in it. Duo was also happy happy, joy joy at the fluffy white stuff. Not that kind of white stuff, I don't think. Nadia, however, is not a fan.
Edward is sick, and John went to bug the hell out of him. Or make sure he was still alive. Yawn.
Veronica and Piper are back to being friends, and not bitching at each other. Nice to know I've been replaced. On the other side, Marty and Angela should just get back together already, because it is majorly bumming everyone out within a fifty foot radius when they interact.
Han was freaking out, Sawyer was woe-is-me-ing. Victor and Walter talked until they just couldn't talk no more, and Jessica spoke on the phone, and Han stopped by.
Krycek and Chloe were playing with, what the hell does this say? Mini!Jake? Something about chocolate, clothes, and... I don't want to go there. Nor do I want to know who or what is Mini!Jake. I'll leave that to your imaginations.
Cordelia was waiting around, hoping Logan would call. Good luck with that. But Pip and Maia snuggled, and snuggle, snug, snuggled. Oh my.
John and Aeryn skipped the snuggling and went straight to the heavy conversation. Bummer.
Bel was wasted and Piper joined him in the misery. And Phoebe was also very, very sad. Coincidence? Must be.
Town. The Cold Place.
Oh hey, the weather sucked. Despite this, Tommy the firefighter apparently also does contracting work, as he hung signs to that effect. Can someone say sekrit mob cover? Seriously.
At All and Sundries, Tommy bought cigarettes, to smoke after 'contracting jobs' probably, and Walter bought warm stuff.
Geoff talked to House, and Deb sat in the dark for a long time, doing... who knows. Lorelai sent out invitations to a Humanities dinner, and called Rory, who's sailing on the high seas of trauma as usual.
An anonymous gift was left for Phoebe at the hotel. Hey, a vibrator! That's always good, right?
Ben and Michael are leaving town. Sad bear. Aziraphale stopped to say goodbye, as did Lana, Paige, and Tobias. Pippi, meanwhile, actually did some shopping.
Some unwashed band showed up in town in ugly sunglasses.
At Aziraphale's, Victor attempted to buy books. Kiki and Wilson hung out, and probably tried to slobber all over him as per usual with her. Vic and Pip also think reading is fundamental, and Blair also got next to Wilson to warm up. Note to self: buy more books.
Quark is missing, and was last seen going into his basement. He probably just got his ear stuck in something.
Posters went up for some Fix-It place, and a broody dude also showed up in town in ugly sunglasses. What gives? Artie hung out on a roof. Walter picked up a bot from Agatha, and Blair checked on Ivanova at work.
Tex got a suspicious package, but not the kind I enjoy. She then helped Baron and Muta dig out of the shop.
Parker went to the Sin because her bunny was apparently being held captive. Lord, do I even need to make the joke? And she got it back, which isn't surprising, because I'm pretty sure Parker can kill people with her mind.
The Power Outage caused problems, shocker, at Caritas, the new, soon-to-be music shop, and at Sanctity.
The Tick went to the Sin to lecture hooker, and cookies were baked. Good to see that even psycho-bitch whores get their baked goods in.
Oh, and Tex apparently owns Smith like the little ninja-sexxing bitch that he is.
Then the scary Troopers saved a bunch of citizens, and we are off to...
Refugee Center a/k/a An Excuse to Sex the Townies On Campus
Sara, Blair, Lorne, Edmund, Ivanova, Agatha, Togusa, & Tex all showed up to help. Blair organized people who dropped things off for the poor, cold townies, including Blair, Deb & Carl, Maia, Tommy, Archie, Benton, Sam, Pippi, GOB, Nadia, & Pip.
And Broody Lucas broods, because that's what he does.
Maia headed up Operation: Townie Sex, and Togusa, Pip, Archie, Kiki, Pippi, Sam, Peter, Walter, Lana, Susan, and Shep all offered their loins, I mean beds, for the night.
Alfred brought all the food that was supposed to be for Cafe Fina, Wonka and Deb brought candy and pie, and Jessica made tea.
Victor and Alanna set up medical help, and she met Camulus.Tommy showed to render aid if necessary, and Susan and Fraser thought about calling House and Wilson.
Tommy and Susan hung out, then Janet and Susan met, then Tommy and Camulus met, and Janet almost hurt her eyeballs. Careful, Janet! Janet also tried to help Harper, but was mostly confused, and Ivanova met Victor.
Tommy has some bonding time with Hot Canadian and CJ under the guise of being responsible. Jarod also offered to help him out and dropped some knowledge on him. Togusa told Tommy about his tank. Alfred guessed where Tommy is from.
Lorne also set up Caritas in the school. Because the people can not live without karaoke. So people sang, angsted, and did whatever with those sketchy sunglassed dudes. New location, same crap.
Kiki helped the efforts, as did Togusa. Kiki and Lana also talked about sleeping arrangements, and then Kiki totally tongue-kissed Lana.
I may have made that last part up. Maybe.
Nadia is looking for Furball. Dirty. And there is apparently a tank inside? Oh good lord.
Anyway, Pippi set up game time, and Camulus keeps a watchful eye out for Strip Twister. Ivanova handed off some candy to Zoe. Smart move, she's scary. And Amazon Dean and Hot Canadian seemed to be making some googly eyes until she left with the Baron.
Jessica gave Victor tea, and wondered why he is green. Don't bother to ask those kind of questions, Jessie. And Togusa went to sleep. Newsflash, omg. Togusa earlier was worried about Batou, but hey, Batou is chilling with Zhaan tonight, so all is well. Probably.
Lana, Han, Sakura, Nadia, Kiki, Chiana, Susan, Jessica ditched the refugee camp and are having a girl's slumber party in the fourth floor common room right now, unless they're still outside. As long as they keep it down so I can get some damn sleep, who cares?
Wilson and Phale were together and skipped the camp as well, no surprise there. JIMMY, CALL ME! Phoebe went to the bar, and yet was still depressed after throwing a few back. And in the gym, Jarod did not appear to be sleeping well.
And last but not least, in the good kind of keeping warm news, Lee and his arms are stoked that Kara is back. Speaking of cute, so are Walter and Victor. And Cally and Anders, but they are always cute, so they don't count.
Okay, that's it. I'm going upstairs with a bottle of rum and an extra pair of socks. To most of you, good night and stay safe. And for some of you... you should probably get used to the cold. Sweet Dreams, Fandom.