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fandom_radio2017-09-07 12:03 am
somethingwithturquoise) wrote in fandom_radio2017-09-07 12:03 am
Fandom Radio:Thursday,September 7th.
Oh, hey, like, whattup, Fandom?? It's, like, totally Summer Smith here, like, with a whole buncha news from Wednesday, September 6th! That's, like, totally right, you guys, it's, like, September now, so you know what that totally means! Like, ohmygod, it's only PUMPKIN SPICE LAAA~~ATTE TIII~IMME! It's only, like, totally the best drink in the entire world, autumn in a cup, to help, like, totally distract you that fall is just a bunch of plants dying because they can't survive the winter anyway, just like we'll all end up dying as, like, time marches on without us.
I totally got the squirrels, like, their own little Pumpkin Spice Lattes, too, ohmygod. Like, they totally have whipped cream and cinnamon sprinkled on top and this squirrel, like, totally has a whipped cream mustache, ohmygod, it's, like, really a shame that this is on radio and you can't see this, but all y'all on my Snapchat are gonna, like, totally see what I mean. And then die. Not, like, really die. I mean, you could. We all die eventually.
News! Like, right! Ahem!
Like, SCHOOL totally started out with Mr. Jenkins's Zoology class, where they totally talked about the Loch Ness Monster, and even got to totally, like, hang out with a baby one. Awww. But, like, my very good friend Peridot was totally more excited about the rolly stools, Yang just totally wanted to feed it, like, peanut butter crackers and jerky, and Sidon, like, totally just wanted to eat it. This class is weird, yo. And it was, like, also my very good friend Peridot's day at the library, where she totally, ohmygod, made a little hover craft out of a trash can lid. My very good friend Peridot is, like, so totally brilliant, almost as brilliant as my Grampa Rick!
And, like, nothing totally happened in the Dorms. I'm, like, going to totally start making stuff up if you guys don't start, like, doing more stuff here.
Like, okay, not really. Journalistic integrity, or whatever. Anyway, at least a few things, like, totally happened in town? Other than me, like, buying all the PSL. Like Breq totally losing her voice or something at Groovy Tunes due to some, like, creature? Rude. But Peter could have, like, totally have used one of those silence creatures at Covent Garden Flowers, because all the plants were, like, totally complaining about the weather changes inside the store. But it would have made it waaaaay harder for, like, Octavia when she totally showed up for a job. Aaaaand, speaking of jobs, Eliot wasn't, like, just rocking the sexy construction worker look, he was actually, like, sometimes working on his stripped-down house, sometimes. He kept getting distracted, which, dude, totally, like, not safe when you're building stuff, but what do I know? I'm just a completely normal and, like, typical teenage girl. Parker's there to help...and suggest a slide off the roof. Like, um, totally, yes? And then Sparkle showed up, like, totally to ask Eliot to teach him how to swing a hammer.
Dirty? Not dirty? Like, you decide. I, like, totally know my vote! And then Magnus Flaming Sword Guy, who totally understands the, like, total coffee nirvana that is the blessed PSL, he talked at Eliot about, like, Craigslist and his class with Cara, like, this semester. Or whatever.
And, like, with that, notes are done, Pumpkin Spice totally empty, so it's time for me to go and hit up, like, the Perk for number two! I mean, seriously, like, can anyone think of a better fuel? I mean, even better than gasoline. Because I'm totally, like, a human person and not a car or any sort of machine, like, duh. Obvs.
...
SUMMER OUT!
*click!*
I totally got the squirrels, like, their own little Pumpkin Spice Lattes, too, ohmygod. Like, they totally have whipped cream and cinnamon sprinkled on top and this squirrel, like, totally has a whipped cream mustache, ohmygod, it's, like, really a shame that this is on radio and you can't see this, but all y'all on my Snapchat are gonna, like, totally see what I mean. And then die. Not, like, really die. I mean, you could. We all die eventually.
News! Like, right! Ahem!
Like, SCHOOL totally started out with Mr. Jenkins's Zoology class, where they totally talked about the Loch Ness Monster, and even got to totally, like, hang out with a baby one. Awww. But, like, my very good friend Peridot was totally more excited about the rolly stools, Yang just totally wanted to feed it, like, peanut butter crackers and jerky, and Sidon, like, totally just wanted to eat it. This class is weird, yo. And it was, like, also my very good friend Peridot's day at the library, where she totally, ohmygod, made a little hover craft out of a trash can lid. My very good friend Peridot is, like, so totally brilliant, almost as brilliant as my Grampa Rick!
And, like, nothing totally happened in the Dorms. I'm, like, going to totally start making stuff up if you guys don't start, like, doing more stuff here.
Like, okay, not really. Journalistic integrity, or whatever. Anyway, at least a few things, like, totally happened in town? Other than me, like, buying all the PSL. Like Breq totally losing her voice or something at Groovy Tunes due to some, like, creature? Rude. But Peter could have, like, totally have used one of those silence creatures at Covent Garden Flowers, because all the plants were, like, totally complaining about the weather changes inside the store. But it would have made it waaaaay harder for, like, Octavia when she totally showed up for a job. Aaaaand, speaking of jobs, Eliot wasn't, like, just rocking the sexy construction worker look, he was actually, like, sometimes working on his stripped-down house, sometimes. He kept getting distracted, which, dude, totally, like, not safe when you're building stuff, but what do I know? I'm just a completely normal and, like, typical teenage girl. Parker's there to help...and suggest a slide off the roof. Like, um, totally, yes? And then Sparkle showed up, like, totally to ask Eliot to teach him how to swing a hammer.
Dirty? Not dirty? Like, you decide. I, like, totally know my vote! And then Magnus Flaming Sword Guy, who totally understands the, like, total coffee nirvana that is the blessed PSL, he talked at Eliot about, like, Craigslist and his class with Cara, like, this semester. Or whatever.
And, like, with that, notes are done, Pumpkin Spice totally empty, so it's time for me to go and hit up, like, the Perk for number two! I mean, seriously, like, can anyone think of a better fuel? I mean, even better than gasoline. Because I'm totally, like, a human person and not a car or any sort of machine, like, duh. Obvs.
...
SUMMER OUT!
*click!*