http://surferboy-09er.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] surferboy-09er.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2007-09-17 12:50 am
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Fandom Radio, Sunday, September 16th, 2007

Helllllllllo Fandom! This is Richard H. Casablancas, Jr. AKA Dick AKA That hot blonde guy AKA That jerk who punched me. I'm glad to see you all had the sense to vote for me again this semester. I feel so loved! It's only a matter of time before the whole world realizes how freaking awesome I am.



Schooly Schooly School!

Hades holds office hours even though it's Sunday. Now that's a good idea. No way kids are going to come bother you on the weekends. That guy is a genius! Sad that my allowance is more than most educator's paychecks. Someone who isn't me should protest or something. In dorktastic news, Lee opens up the Library and people come visit it for some unholy reason. Karal stakes out a table and meets Lee. Peter Parker and Lee discuss the ever popular Fandom weirdness topic. River returns books and talks to Lee about hobbits, Adah and flying. I tried watching that hobbit movie once. Not enough chicks in it for me.

Dormy Dorm Dorms!

Evie is dyeing her hair red in the bathroom and Ino comes in to help her out. I helped someone dye their hair blue once. Well, not so much help as much as put food coloring in their hair when they were asleep. Seriously, if there was a brother of the year award I'd totally win it. English Peter tries asking Jeff about the hole in their floor but then is distracted by Jeff's...Jeffness. Thankfully the only thing I have to worry about in 222 is Jello. A spoon can clear that mess up. But a hole in the floor? A little harder to deal with. Sulley asks Jeff and Peter if he can look in their closet. Mmkay. Jamie is gluing Peter Parker's stuff to the ceiling and Sulley wants to look at their closet. Stop giving Jim ideas, people! Anne brings Chris cake and manages not to poison him. Er, congrats? Sulley stops by and explains to Chris why he's looking in closets. Karal is doing work in Molly's room when the closet inspector comes in. Johnny Storm is waiting to take Haku on a bike ride. Hey, that was good advice you gave me little bro. How could I doubt the golden rule of violence solving everything? I don't know what I was thinking. Isabel gets good news from home and squees to Anders about it. Sulley examines her closet. This Sulley guy is the greatest panty raider I've ever seen! That's gotta be a record or something.

Peter Parker finds all his stuff on the ceiling. Sucks to be you. Ino stops by and is all "oh-em-gee double-you-tee-eff wow!" What the hell does that mean? And why does this squirrel know netspeak? Oh god, we don't need squirrels on the internet. Enough guys worry that that hot chick they're talking to is really a fat dude; they don't need the fear of Shawna from Delaware being a furry rodent. Anyways, back to Peter's room. He gets a phone call and Jamie is keeping it cool even though I just told you he did it. Adah gets a closet-visit from Sulley and Lee comes in. Meg has journal writing time and oh my god missy I heard about you feeding dudes ice cream. I'm telling everyone in Neptune,
you hussy. Kidding. Sulley also stops by on his closets of Fandom tour.

Townie Town Town! Town.

Roy's having coffee at the Perk and Deadpool talks to him about Aly's kitties and Aly. John and Principal Zoe come in with their baby. Awww. Lucifer and Phale are playing with swords in the park and Wilson comes to watch. People here have such interesting hobbies. Robin opens the Magic Box and Leo opens the Photo Hut but no one shows up. Anne opens the Book Haven and Beauty comes by and talks books with her. So many nerds here, I swear to god.Evie comes in to show off her hair. Work it, girl. Or something. A.J., who blows, opens Luke's Diner. Beauty comes in and A.J. talks her into drawing something because everyone has some artistic talent. Thank you, Mr. Rodgers. Charlie comes by and talks to A.J. about his rough week. His rough week? Ah, well, the squirrels love me. Don't you squirrels? I'm taking one of you home with me after I graduate. Then you can dig up dirt on the people in Neptune and I shall be king! Mwahahaha!

George Michael opens up the Banana Stand. Dude...that just sounds like a bad innuendo. Victor Von Doom opens up Turtle and Canary and I'm going to keep saying his last name because it's pretty much the coolest thing I've ever heard. Von Doom! Anne picks up cake ingredients. Jamie tries to get Grape Judas squishies. Victor Von Doom is not impressed. Turtle comes by to check on Victor Von Doom and Victor Von Doom tells her about Jamie and his squishies. Von Doom! Sorry. Gabriel does his church opening thang and Karal stops by with some food. Annette comes in to confess that she lied to Gabriel. I'm so glad I don't go to church. I'm pretty sure I'd burst into flames as soon as I walked in. And not in the Johnny Storm way, in the smite-y way. In clinic news, Doogie and Ronan do nothing because they have no patients. But apparently GOB is sick at Caritas so maybe they'll have some work soon. But I doubt it since the squirrels and I think he's faking.



Well, the lack of paper around says that's all the news for tonight! This is Dick Casablancas saying...I have no idea. Think of something cool and pretend I said it. Night!

[identity profile] bigbluekitty.livejournal.com 2007-09-17 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
Sulley listened to the radio. "I wasn't-" he started, but then decided it was probably better to sit there under his pillow and be quiet.