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Fandom Radio, Wednesday, September 12
When listeners turn on their radio for the evening's broadcast the may notice a flurry of musical sounds coming from different and perhaps very tiny instruments.
Jamie: Good evening Fandom. This... is Jamie Madrox.
Jamie: And I... am Jamie Madrox.
Jamie: Tonight Multi-Madrox productions in conjunction with WTFH FM and the National Endowment for the Arts are proud to present tonight's news broadcast. As part of the Endowment's requirements for funding, tonight's news will be done in a unique fashion. Isn't that right Jamie?
Jamie: You said it Jamie. Tonight Jamie Madrox will attempt to inform our loyal listeners the day's news through interpretive dance.
Jamie: And yes... we tried to talk ourselves out of it because... Well.. Radio.
Jamie: But the squirrels got really excited about playing their wee tiny instruments and we couldn't say no.
*The sound of a squirrel clearing his throat and the tapping of a baton on a music stand*
Jamie: Ah! The Maestro is about to begin!
Jamie: Don't you mean "Micetro"? *chuckles*
Jamie: I don't think that's funny.
*thunk*
Jamie: OW!
Jamie: And neither did the squirrels.
SCHOOL: Where you can dance if you want to...
Jamie: Ahhhh. here's Jamie now, dressed in a off the shoulder sweatshirt, tights and leg warmers.
Jamie: It's like he's a steel town girl on a Saturday night!
Jamie: It's Wednesday, Jamie.
Jamie: I knew that! It was a reference to-
Jamie: Hush! the music is beginning. Ahhhh! Here Jamie begins with movements that are a clear tribute to Isadora Duncan with just a touch of Ruth St. Denis. Clearly this indicates that Modern Feminism today learned about how Susan B Anthony fought for the right for women to vote and also learned that Deadpool is completely insane before Watching a film strip. Later Aly dropped by with coffee and Anathema suggested professional help.
Jamie: You're kidding me right? You got all that from his dance? He looked like he was licking the hubcap off of a 1957 Edsel.
Jamie: Well yes, to the typical lay person, that's what it looked like.
Jamie: Listen! The music is changing again!
Jamie: Ahh! Listeners if you could see Jamie now he's clearly referencing the works of Martha Graham and blending it with the expressionistic tones of Francois Delsarte! Obviously he's referring to Alternative tactics and since he is walking around a lot on his tiptoes, the topic must have been about stealth today. Ahh... Notice the emphasis on arm movements? Everyone in class must be distracted because of Lee Adama's arms before checking out some stealth Vids and then talking about stealth techniques.
Jamie: But all he did was twirl around and do Jazz hands!
Jamie: You are so pathetic. Isn't it obvious? He was giving a tribute to former Principal Bristow.
Jamie: Who?
Jamie: Look! Now he's doing a tribute to Lester Horton and Ted Shawn! Clearly he's talking about how Career Choices, where they all dressed up as super heroes and villains and battled it out in an epic showdown. Emma, as usual, wore next to nothing.
Jamie: You're making this up aren't you?
Jamie: *sighs* I never realized how pedestrian you are.
Jamie: Pedestrian?
Jamie: Word of the day toilet paper. Oh! Listen! The squirrels have changed music and Jamie is now referencing Ruth St. Denis!
Jamie: Let me guess. Since Jamie keeps tapping his wrist, Basic Japanese learned about telling time and because he's pulling out his wallet and showing pictures of his parents they also learned about family?
Jamie: Very good!
Jamie: And I supposed since Jamie is now dancing around with his arms flailing that the students then took a quiz?
Jamie: Ah! You are finally becoming cultured.
Jamie: No. I cheated and read the notes.
Jamie: Pathetic. Ahhh... a change in music and dance styles!. And Judging by the eclectic style and the emphasis on arm movements once again, Adah opened the library today and was visted by Lee Adama.
Jamie: What's Jamie doing with that bucket of water?
*splash*
Jamie: *sputtering* What the hell?
Jamie: Clearly River stopped by and talked with Adah. And if you noticed how cursed he looked while he was doing it and the signature British way he tossed the water, you'd also realize that Anathema, Evie and Hermione dropped in as well.
*And the music changes yet again*
Jamie: Okay. What's with the weird dancing and the food?
Jamie: Well his dancing is reminiscent of Tiiu Kokkonen.
Jamie: And the food?
*splat splat splat splat*
Jamie: Gah!
Jamie: Well I believe that means that the Chef served up Macaroni and Cheese, Tomato Soup, Salad and Pudding. Most of which is in your hair right now.
Jamie: Well that explains why We were there today
Jamie: Oh look! Jamie has just EXPLODED into a series of dance moves. That must mean that Aly had her office hours today. And now he's doing a routine using the free movement techniques of Helen Tamiris. Obviously this means that Principal Washburn had office hours and Inara dropped by to talk. Oh. And you better duck.
Jamie: What?
*splat*
Jamie: Gah!
Jamie: Clearly a reference to all the fruit remains that were in the school office.
Jamie: It's in my hair!
Jamie: I told you to duck. Wait! I sense a change in the music again!
Jamie: We all know what that means.
In the dorms! You can leave your world behind!
Jamie: Don't you find it interesting that Jamie has moved from modern dance to classical ballet?
Jamie: No. Not really.
Jamie: Look! He's starting out in act one where our hero is running around looking lost, wearing a knit cap and carrying pom-poms.
Jamie: That's in Swan Lake?
Jamie: No but he's improvising on a theme. Obviously Karal was looking at maps and Claire stopped by for a visit and later there was cutness time with Molly. Look! Now Jamie is moving very slowly and oddly with feminine overtones.
Jamie: And what does this mean Mr. Artistic?
Jamie: Well this is clearly act two so this means thatJeff was in his room and Turtle stopped by. Now he's transitioning into drunken movements with Columbian overtones. This must refer to the fact that Annette was hungover this morning and Chris dropped by to give her coffee. And then a hungover Dick showed up and... they made up.
Jamie: They did? I wanted an epic fight so I could watch and eat popcorn!
Jamie: Get over it.
Jamie: But-
Jamie: Get. Over. It. Now we move into Act Three where Jamie is doing a series of animalistic moves while wearing an eye patch. This clearly means that after feminism class Jeff fell asleep and Nana and Trenor played while Billy wandered by.
Jamie: How the hell is this Swan lake?
Jamie: Shhh! Jamie just did a series of movements by Harald Krutzberg! Oh my!
Jamie: And that means?
Jamie: AJ has a black eye and later Johnny Storm tells him to stay away from Annette while Troy tells AJ how to take care of his eye.
Jamie: There's no way you got that from that! All he did was a couple of hip thrusts and light up a cigarette lighter!
Jamie: Well if you weren't an idiot you could understand these things. Moving on to Act IV, we see Jamie doing movements similar to Hanya Holm's school of dance. This clearly means that Isabel made a phone call, Rikku bounced a lot, Hermione had a ton of books brought back to her room and Johnny brushed Savannah's hair.
Jamie: OH COME ON!
Jamie: Well if you just open your eyes you'd see it. Look at him now. What's he doing?
Jamie: He's smushing cupcakes all over his body and trying to do Jazz hands while gloved and holding a basket ball.
Jamie: Clearly that means Anders in his room and that Bridge and Troy dropped by.
Jamie: Okay, wise guy. Why did Jamie just put on a mini skirt and do a backflip?
Jamie: Well it's because it's act five and Cheerleader Practice was today!
Jamie: My. That was quite a show.
Jamie: And listen! Another music change! We all know what that means?
Jamie: We're going to watch street gangs have a dance off in the park?
Jamie: No! It's time we went to...
TOWN: 'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well they're no friends of mine!
Jamie: Look how Jamie's movements are both hungry and anxious! It must mean that AJ opened Luke's Diner today and was later visited by Dick. Ahhh. Now Jamie has subtly changed his movements so that they are still hungry but now emphasize the arms again.
Jamie: What? Lee Adama had a sandwich?
Jamie: No, Hoshi opened the Arms hotel
Jamie: So what's the deal with the hair cream and the banana he's holding?
Jamie: Well, Jack Burton stopped by for lunch and George Michael stopped by looking for Mary.
Jamie: Fine. So why is Jamie now dancing around like a fairy in long black wig carrying a hand wrapped cigarette?
Jamie: Duh. Cher opened Pixie Dust today and Leo came in to shop. And if you notice the beautiful movements which seem to be hampered by the bureaucratic process, you'd realize that Beauty opened the post office today. And before you ask why, the reason why Jamie is dancing around with a black pan flute and another banana, is that Andrew opened the Magic Box and Blackheart dropped by and George Michael Bluth opened the Banana Stand.
Jamie: What about the cow bell?
Jamie: Oh. Gabriel was at the church.
Jamie: That may have been more clear if there was more cow bell.
Jamie: For my money? You can never get enough cowbell.
Jamie: Okay, and now Jamie just set some photographs on fire. Let me guess: Johnny opened the photo hut.
Jamie: Yes. And Dick, Savannah and Mary stopped by.
Jamie: And you got that how?
Jamie: The photos were of a surfboard, a cup of coffee and the Arms.
Jamie: Lee's arms?
Jamie: NO! THE HOTEL! Okay, notice how he is repeating the same motion over and over again and squinching his nose? That's because Steve-Peter and Prue met on the beach involving something with their powers.
Jamie: Okay smart guy, why is Jamie now dancing like a joyful idiot?
Jamie: Because we just learned that D'argo opened Caritas this evening!
Jamie: D'argo? JOY! HooRAY! He missed us! He really missed us! We'll have to go down there and give that Luxan a hug. Maybe two. D'ARGO! YOU HAD ME AT HELLO! COMPLETE ME!
Jamie: Quick! Duck!
*thunk*
Jamie: Why the hell did Jamie throw a pitchfork at us?
Jamie: I believe it's because Kabuto opened the Devil's nest. Oh! Did you see Jamie use the postmodern movements of Merce Cunningham? It must mean that Crazy Wade Man and Arashi are having a quiet moment on the porch.
Jamie: Was there gunfire?
Jamie: It was a quiet moment, Jamie.
Jamie: It's Deadpool. For him a quiet moment involves gunfire. Wait. What is Jamie doing now?
Jamie: He's pantomiming something. Much like he's spinning a web. Any size. I bet if he was a hero he could capture crooks just like flies.
Jamie: Huh?
Jamie: No idea. Perhaps Peter Parker is running around the junkyard.
Jamie: There's no WAY you got that from him spinning around.
Jamie: Well you're just an idiot. That's completely obvious. And now as we see Jamie break out into a 1940's musical spectacular spectacular dance sequence, we can see that Movies in the Park happened this evening. If you look closely you'll see that he's combining classical, modern and jazz dance movements into his routine while holding a rose in his mouth which leads me to believe that Phale, Dr. Wilson and Lucy had a very good time at the movies and Rose who was visited by Leo and waved to by Jack Burton who was also there.
Jamie: Seriously. How are you doing this?
Jamie: And as we close out tonight's peformance, Jamie slowly comes to a halt and lies down on the floor wearing a doctor's lab coat, a halo and then takes off his shirt.
Jamie: Lemme guess. Wilson opened the clinic in the morning and Phale dropped by and then Ronan had the evening shift.
Jamie: Good job Jamie! You'll be one of the cultural elite yet!
Jamie: Wait... What's that you have in your sleeve?
Jamie: Um. Nothing!
Jamie: That's a crib sheet! You've been completely bull*BEEEEEEEP*ing me the entire time.
Jamie: Um. That's all for all us folks here at WTFH FM!
Jamie: You're a dead man.
Jamie: Let's give a hand for these fantastic squirrels and their wee tiny instruments! Weren't they great tonight?
Jamie: You're pathetic.
*click*
*static*
Jamie: Good evening Fandom. This... is Jamie Madrox.
Jamie: And I... am Jamie Madrox.
Jamie: Tonight Multi-Madrox productions in conjunction with WTFH FM and the National Endowment for the Arts are proud to present tonight's news broadcast. As part of the Endowment's requirements for funding, tonight's news will be done in a unique fashion. Isn't that right Jamie?
Jamie: You said it Jamie. Tonight Jamie Madrox will attempt to inform our loyal listeners the day's news through interpretive dance.
Jamie: And yes... we tried to talk ourselves out of it because... Well.. Radio.
Jamie: But the squirrels got really excited about playing their wee tiny instruments and we couldn't say no.
*The sound of a squirrel clearing his throat and the tapping of a baton on a music stand*
Jamie: Ah! The Maestro is about to begin!
Jamie: Don't you mean "Micetro"? *chuckles*
Jamie: I don't think that's funny.
*thunk*
Jamie: OW!
Jamie: And neither did the squirrels.
SCHOOL: Where you can dance if you want to...
Jamie: Ahhhh. here's Jamie now, dressed in a off the shoulder sweatshirt, tights and leg warmers.
Jamie: It's like he's a steel town girl on a Saturday night!
Jamie: It's Wednesday, Jamie.
Jamie: I knew that! It was a reference to-
Jamie: Hush! the music is beginning. Ahhhh! Here Jamie begins with movements that are a clear tribute to Isadora Duncan with just a touch of Ruth St. Denis. Clearly this indicates that Modern Feminism today learned about how Susan B Anthony fought for the right for women to vote and also learned that Deadpool is completely insane before Watching a film strip. Later Aly dropped by with coffee and Anathema suggested professional help.
Jamie: You're kidding me right? You got all that from his dance? He looked like he was licking the hubcap off of a 1957 Edsel.
Jamie: Well yes, to the typical lay person, that's what it looked like.
Jamie: Listen! The music is changing again!
Jamie: Ahh! Listeners if you could see Jamie now he's clearly referencing the works of Martha Graham and blending it with the expressionistic tones of Francois Delsarte! Obviously he's referring to Alternative tactics and since he is walking around a lot on his tiptoes, the topic must have been about stealth today. Ahh... Notice the emphasis on arm movements? Everyone in class must be distracted because of Lee Adama's arms before checking out some stealth Vids and then talking about stealth techniques.
Jamie: But all he did was twirl around and do Jazz hands!
Jamie: You are so pathetic. Isn't it obvious? He was giving a tribute to former Principal Bristow.
Jamie: Who?
Jamie: Look! Now he's doing a tribute to Lester Horton and Ted Shawn! Clearly he's talking about how Career Choices, where they all dressed up as super heroes and villains and battled it out in an epic showdown. Emma, as usual, wore next to nothing.
Jamie: You're making this up aren't you?
Jamie: *sighs* I never realized how pedestrian you are.
Jamie: Pedestrian?
Jamie: Word of the day toilet paper. Oh! Listen! The squirrels have changed music and Jamie is now referencing Ruth St. Denis!
Jamie: Let me guess. Since Jamie keeps tapping his wrist, Basic Japanese learned about telling time and because he's pulling out his wallet and showing pictures of his parents they also learned about family?
Jamie: Very good!
Jamie: And I supposed since Jamie is now dancing around with his arms flailing that the students then took a quiz?
Jamie: Ah! You are finally becoming cultured.
Jamie: No. I cheated and read the notes.
Jamie: Pathetic. Ahhh... a change in music and dance styles!. And Judging by the eclectic style and the emphasis on arm movements once again, Adah opened the library today and was visted by Lee Adama.
Jamie: What's Jamie doing with that bucket of water?
*splash*
Jamie: *sputtering* What the hell?
Jamie: Clearly River stopped by and talked with Adah. And if you noticed how cursed he looked while he was doing it and the signature British way he tossed the water, you'd also realize that Anathema, Evie and Hermione dropped in as well.
*And the music changes yet again*
Jamie: Okay. What's with the weird dancing and the food?
Jamie: Well his dancing is reminiscent of Tiiu Kokkonen.
Jamie: And the food?
*splat splat splat splat*
Jamie: Gah!
Jamie: Well I believe that means that the Chef served up Macaroni and Cheese, Tomato Soup, Salad and Pudding. Most of which is in your hair right now.
Jamie: Well that explains why We were there today
Jamie: Oh look! Jamie has just EXPLODED into a series of dance moves. That must mean that Aly had her office hours today. And now he's doing a routine using the free movement techniques of Helen Tamiris. Obviously this means that Principal Washburn had office hours and Inara dropped by to talk. Oh. And you better duck.
Jamie: What?
*splat*
Jamie: Gah!
Jamie: Clearly a reference to all the fruit remains that were in the school office.
Jamie: It's in my hair!
Jamie: I told you to duck. Wait! I sense a change in the music again!
Jamie: We all know what that means.
In the dorms! You can leave your world behind!
Jamie: Don't you find it interesting that Jamie has moved from modern dance to classical ballet?
Jamie: No. Not really.
Jamie: Look! He's starting out in act one where our hero is running around looking lost, wearing a knit cap and carrying pom-poms.
Jamie: That's in Swan Lake?
Jamie: No but he's improvising on a theme. Obviously Karal was looking at maps and Claire stopped by for a visit and later there was cutness time with Molly. Look! Now Jamie is moving very slowly and oddly with feminine overtones.
Jamie: And what does this mean Mr. Artistic?
Jamie: Well this is clearly act two so this means thatJeff was in his room and Turtle stopped by. Now he's transitioning into drunken movements with Columbian overtones. This must refer to the fact that Annette was hungover this morning and Chris dropped by to give her coffee. And then a hungover Dick showed up and... they made up.
Jamie: They did? I wanted an epic fight so I could watch and eat popcorn!
Jamie: Get over it.
Jamie: But-
Jamie: Get. Over. It. Now we move into Act Three where Jamie is doing a series of animalistic moves while wearing an eye patch. This clearly means that after feminism class Jeff fell asleep and Nana and Trenor played while Billy wandered by.
Jamie: How the hell is this Swan lake?
Jamie: Shhh! Jamie just did a series of movements by Harald Krutzberg! Oh my!
Jamie: And that means?
Jamie: AJ has a black eye and later Johnny Storm tells him to stay away from Annette while Troy tells AJ how to take care of his eye.
Jamie: There's no way you got that from that! All he did was a couple of hip thrusts and light up a cigarette lighter!
Jamie: Well if you weren't an idiot you could understand these things. Moving on to Act IV, we see Jamie doing movements similar to Hanya Holm's school of dance. This clearly means that Isabel made a phone call, Rikku bounced a lot, Hermione had a ton of books brought back to her room and Johnny brushed Savannah's hair.
Jamie: OH COME ON!
Jamie: Well if you just open your eyes you'd see it. Look at him now. What's he doing?
Jamie: He's smushing cupcakes all over his body and trying to do Jazz hands while gloved and holding a basket ball.
Jamie: Clearly that means Anders in his room and that Bridge and Troy dropped by.
Jamie: Okay, wise guy. Why did Jamie just put on a mini skirt and do a backflip?
Jamie: Well it's because it's act five and Cheerleader Practice was today!
Jamie: My. That was quite a show.
Jamie: And listen! Another music change! We all know what that means?
Jamie: We're going to watch street gangs have a dance off in the park?
Jamie: No! It's time we went to...
TOWN: 'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well they're no friends of mine!
Jamie: Look how Jamie's movements are both hungry and anxious! It must mean that AJ opened Luke's Diner today and was later visited by Dick. Ahhh. Now Jamie has subtly changed his movements so that they are still hungry but now emphasize the arms again.
Jamie: What? Lee Adama had a sandwich?
Jamie: No, Hoshi opened the Arms hotel
Jamie: So what's the deal with the hair cream and the banana he's holding?
Jamie: Well, Jack Burton stopped by for lunch and George Michael stopped by looking for Mary.
Jamie: Fine. So why is Jamie now dancing around like a fairy in long black wig carrying a hand wrapped cigarette?
Jamie: Duh. Cher opened Pixie Dust today and Leo came in to shop. And if you notice the beautiful movements which seem to be hampered by the bureaucratic process, you'd realize that Beauty opened the post office today. And before you ask why, the reason why Jamie is dancing around with a black pan flute and another banana, is that Andrew opened the Magic Box and Blackheart dropped by and George Michael Bluth opened the Banana Stand.
Jamie: What about the cow bell?
Jamie: Oh. Gabriel was at the church.
Jamie: That may have been more clear if there was more cow bell.
Jamie: For my money? You can never get enough cowbell.
Jamie: Okay, and now Jamie just set some photographs on fire. Let me guess: Johnny opened the photo hut.
Jamie: Yes. And Dick, Savannah and Mary stopped by.
Jamie: And you got that how?
Jamie: The photos were of a surfboard, a cup of coffee and the Arms.
Jamie: Lee's arms?
Jamie: NO! THE HOTEL! Okay, notice how he is repeating the same motion over and over again and squinching his nose? That's because Steve-Peter and Prue met on the beach involving something with their powers.
Jamie: Okay smart guy, why is Jamie now dancing like a joyful idiot?
Jamie: Because we just learned that D'argo opened Caritas this evening!
Jamie: D'argo? JOY! HooRAY! He missed us! He really missed us! We'll have to go down there and give that Luxan a hug. Maybe two. D'ARGO! YOU HAD ME AT HELLO! COMPLETE ME!
Jamie: Quick! Duck!
*thunk*
Jamie: Why the hell did Jamie throw a pitchfork at us?
Jamie: I believe it's because Kabuto opened the Devil's nest. Oh! Did you see Jamie use the postmodern movements of Merce Cunningham? It must mean that Crazy Wade Man and Arashi are having a quiet moment on the porch.
Jamie: Was there gunfire?
Jamie: It was a quiet moment, Jamie.
Jamie: It's Deadpool. For him a quiet moment involves gunfire. Wait. What is Jamie doing now?
Jamie: He's pantomiming something. Much like he's spinning a web. Any size. I bet if he was a hero he could capture crooks just like flies.
Jamie: Huh?
Jamie: No idea. Perhaps Peter Parker is running around the junkyard.
Jamie: There's no WAY you got that from him spinning around.
Jamie: Well you're just an idiot. That's completely obvious. And now as we see Jamie break out into a 1940's musical spectacular spectacular dance sequence, we can see that Movies in the Park happened this evening. If you look closely you'll see that he's combining classical, modern and jazz dance movements into his routine while holding a rose in his mouth which leads me to believe that Phale, Dr. Wilson and Lucy had a very good time at the movies and Rose who was visited by Leo and waved to by Jack Burton who was also there.
Jamie: Seriously. How are you doing this?
Jamie: And as we close out tonight's peformance, Jamie slowly comes to a halt and lies down on the floor wearing a doctor's lab coat, a halo and then takes off his shirt.
Jamie: Lemme guess. Wilson opened the clinic in the morning and Phale dropped by and then Ronan had the evening shift.
Jamie: Good job Jamie! You'll be one of the cultural elite yet!
Jamie: Wait... What's that you have in your sleeve?
Jamie: Um. Nothing!
Jamie: That's a crib sheet! You've been completely bull*BEEEEEEEP*ing me the entire time.
Jamie: Um. That's all for all us folks here at WTFH FM!
Jamie: You're a dead man.
Jamie: Let's give a hand for these fantastic squirrels and their wee tiny instruments! Weren't they great tonight?
Jamie: You're pathetic.
*click*
*static*
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