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fandom_radio2016-07-21 02:42 am
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Fandom Radio, Thursday, July 21st
Sup, island, this is Hardison, here reportin' on what y'all did yesterday before I head back out an' see what I can catch on my phone this mornin'. Also, is it just me, or does this island need a lot more stops, huh? I feel like I'm always outta balls an--
*Squirrely sniggering*
Shut up, Leroy, you know what I mean. Shut up 'fore I feed you to my dragon. So, okay, School, we started with Outdoorsmanship, where Eliot taught the class how to get potable water an' find edible plants in the wilderness. The class paid attention an' then went out to scavenge for provisions on their own. Hyacinthe an' Ringo tried to figure out if the plant they were lookin' at matched the plant in the picture, cause, let's be real, most plants look alike, you know? Eliot was surprised when I showed up, an' proceeded to abandon my ass in the woods for, like no reason.
*Squirrely objections*
Payin' attention to my phone huntin' for AR monsters ain't a good enough reason to be abandoned. Shut up, Leroy. Again.
In How to be Awesome, Jackson had people talk about what they did to feel awesome. Isabela mentioned gettin' some ryncol from the locals an' that just sounds like a terrible idea. Even more terrible was Roscoe's idea to join her. An' once Ada discovered what ryncol is, she was also jumpin' on the bad idea bandwagon. Yo, someone needs to do some kinda PSA or afterschool special for these kids. Sex Ed covered some of the dangers in the other preferred unhealthy coping mechanism for this town, discussin' STDs an' how to use condoms. That included a hands-on demo of how to roll a condom on a banana, accompanied by a lot of blushin' when students had to do it for themselves. Ringo did not seem to appreciate Dante tryna help her with the assignment.
An' lastly, Obi-Wan was havin' office hours an' Kanan came by to talk for a bit. They discussed the F--hmm. You know, I get a feelin' this should stay between them. They had a talk, that was all.
Dorms were quiet, but Town had Lucille at Groovy Tunes listenin' to black metal an' Ezra at Wonka's was settin' up a display of chocolate figurines. An' that's all for today, folks.
Now if y'all excuse me, I gotta claim that gym in Town!
*Squirrely sniggering*
Shut up, Leroy, you know what I mean. Shut up 'fore I feed you to my dragon. So, okay, School, we started with Outdoorsmanship, where Eliot taught the class how to get potable water an' find edible plants in the wilderness. The class paid attention an' then went out to scavenge for provisions on their own. Hyacinthe an' Ringo tried to figure out if the plant they were lookin' at matched the plant in the picture, cause, let's be real, most plants look alike, you know? Eliot was surprised when I showed up, an' proceeded to abandon my ass in the woods for, like no reason.
*Squirrely objections*
Payin' attention to my phone huntin' for AR monsters ain't a good enough reason to be abandoned. Shut up, Leroy. Again.
In How to be Awesome, Jackson had people talk about what they did to feel awesome. Isabela mentioned gettin' some ryncol from the locals an' that just sounds like a terrible idea. Even more terrible was Roscoe's idea to join her. An' once Ada discovered what ryncol is, she was also jumpin' on the bad idea bandwagon. Yo, someone needs to do some kinda PSA or afterschool special for these kids. Sex Ed covered some of the dangers in the other preferred unhealthy coping mechanism for this town, discussin' STDs an' how to use condoms. That included a hands-on demo of how to roll a condom on a banana, accompanied by a lot of blushin' when students had to do it for themselves. Ringo did not seem to appreciate Dante tryna help her with the assignment.
An' lastly, Obi-Wan was havin' office hours an' Kanan came by to talk for a bit. They discussed the F--hmm. You know, I get a feelin' this should stay between them. They had a talk, that was all.
Dorms were quiet, but Town had Lucille at Groovy Tunes listenin' to black metal an' Ezra at Wonka's was settin' up a display of chocolate figurines. An' that's all for today, folks.
Now if y'all excuse me, I gotta claim that gym in Town!