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the feral twin ([personal profile] rebelseekspizza) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2016-07-15 12:00 pm

WTFH, Friday

So everyone's ponies and it's *AIRHORN*ing stupid. And somebody took the Mayor. *AIRHORN* *AIRHORN* *AIRHORN* *AIRH--SPLUTTER* --Soap? Seriously? I am getting off this-- stupid island.

Except I can't. 'Cause I'm a pony.

Let's just get this over with. In school, Rogers dealt with Stark being a pony or whatever in Dealing with Jerks. Yeah, join the club. They talked about their feelings about last weekend, which is so yesterday's news. Move the-- hoof on. Writing a Romance Novel or whatever that class is called did movie day. Adventuring for Idiots covered 'what if-- poo gets even worse'. Good idea. Good-- galloping idea.

Cosette got hit by a piano entering the lib-- What?! And then Kenobi showed up and got a bunch of warnings about the island being completely out of its coltdamned mind this week. Bob of whatever told Kenobi he remembered the person who did this and it's someone called Discord, right, whatever. Discord can just rag off. Sam and Hanna found out that someone from here went back to Ponyworld or whatever the buck the place is called and wrote some notes. Kenobi then found the notes and passed them on to Tali, who's looking into it.

So there you have it or whatever. Oh, and Solo decided to do the office hour thing in spite of being a trotting pony. Skywalker swung by to bay about it, and Jessica from the Trooper Station stole some bit.

In town we started off nice and docked up when this Discord thing took Principal Winchester and Mayor Tamsin somewhere. That's just quidding fantastic. What mare could we possibly ask for? Oh, right, Starsmore and Lecter going at it full-filly about this bit.

Frank ran into this thing right on too and got completely docked when Discord turned his booze into lemonade. Sure, it says 'denia-whatever' on the note, but let's be real, this thing is hacked up, I'm not putting it past it. Him. Whatever. Bob with the fancy last name almost got talked into turning into a pony, but at least he had some docking sense and turned it down. Rey got her head horsed with when Discord caught her slipping around, and she turned into somebody who thinks everything is docked.

... That doesn't sound like magic to me, just sense.

Dani's still human - I hate you - and stocked up on horse feed. Kitty found out she couldn't power through the maze, so instead she got coffee off an alot of polka dots. BUCK. Hanna got a mocha-whatever and talked to Gratuity about how docking weird all this bit is. Then Kitty fillied her in on the weird-butt giraffe-bunnies in the preserves.

... Frank. FRANK. We need your stash back!

And by 'we' I mean 'I'.

Gratuity called in pony to work and showed up for something sugary and to question Kitty about whether any of this bit has happened on this BUCKING ISLAND before.

... okay, so apparently Frank already tried to get his stash back and instead he just turned a pond into lemonade. I am so done. Rey paused by the dam pond to point out it was probably diseased. It's lemonade. It's already-- bucked.

Jessica was still stealing staplers at the Trooper Station, by the way, but buck if I care, I'm outta here, *AIRH-- SPLUTTER*

Worth it.