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fandom_radio2016-07-08 12:28 pm
rebelseekspizza) wrote in fandom_radio2016-07-08 12:28 pm
WTFH, Friday
Dante: Hey, what's up, Fandom?
Tamsin: You, which is a novel new thing. Did you finally remember you had a job?
Dante: This is not my job. I just took early lunch from my job to come do this.
Tamsin: Whatever. Go work.
Dante: Whatever. *AIRHORN*. Okay, school news. Stark taught Working With Jerks all by himself.
Tamsin: Was his first class 'working with jerks who bail on you'? Because that seems appropriate.
Dante: You want me to read these or not? He made people deal with two ringing phones at once. You just put one on hold or text 'em back or something, easy. Writing the Great American Romance Novel was all about the intros and what books people liked and stuff, while Cara asked Adventuring for Idiots what they wanted to learn. Pretty sure that's the world all upside down.
Tamsin: Nobody cares. You people were silent in the dorms. Probably because you were all holed up in town, doing things like glaring at the water fowl - Lucille--
Dante: Figures.
Tamsin: ...setting up space themes - Ada - and laughing at books - Gratuity. Losers.
Dante: You're one to talk. Kitty went to Caritas in the afternoon to do paperwork, where she ran into Archer, who thought the place was a strip club. I wish, man. Rand was on his way out, but decided to grab some coffee. He immediately got covered in people from his home universe, like Jarrus, who complained about the coffee not being the right coffee - I'm so not surprised - and Solo, who played I Know What You Did This Summer with him.
Tamsin: Ending the charge of space brats was Ahsoka, who came for coffee and stayed for making fun of Anakin Skywalker's hair.
Dante: That's legit.
Tamsin: If 'legit' means 'making fun of Anakin is everyone's favorite pass time', I'll let that piece of stupid slang go. Tony decided to go hunting for pastries at JGoB's--
Dante: --where you showed up to tell him to stop melting his brain by plugging it into things. *beat* Also legit.
Tamsin: Now you're just doing it to torture me. Finally, Cara had to talk Tino out of putting a stripper pole in Caritas--
Dante: Aw, *AIRHORN*!
Tamsin: And here you were doing so well keeping this broadcast PG-13 this time. Ugh, whatever--
Dante: --we're done.
Tamsin: Stop interrup--
*click*
Tamsin: You, which is a novel new thing. Did you finally remember you had a job?
Dante: This is not my job. I just took early lunch from my job to come do this.
Tamsin: Whatever. Go work.
Dante: Whatever. *AIRHORN*. Okay, school news. Stark taught Working With Jerks all by himself.
Tamsin: Was his first class 'working with jerks who bail on you'? Because that seems appropriate.
Dante: You want me to read these or not? He made people deal with two ringing phones at once. You just put one on hold or text 'em back or something, easy. Writing the Great American Romance Novel was all about the intros and what books people liked and stuff, while Cara asked Adventuring for Idiots what they wanted to learn. Pretty sure that's the world all upside down.
Tamsin: Nobody cares. You people were silent in the dorms. Probably because you were all holed up in town, doing things like glaring at the water fowl - Lucille--
Dante: Figures.
Tamsin: ...setting up space themes - Ada - and laughing at books - Gratuity. Losers.
Dante: You're one to talk. Kitty went to Caritas in the afternoon to do paperwork, where she ran into Archer, who thought the place was a strip club. I wish, man. Rand was on his way out, but decided to grab some coffee. He immediately got covered in people from his home universe, like Jarrus, who complained about the coffee not being the right coffee - I'm so not surprised - and Solo, who played I Know What You Did This Summer with him.
Tamsin: Ending the charge of space brats was Ahsoka, who came for coffee and stayed for making fun of Anakin Skywalker's hair.
Dante: That's legit.
Tamsin: If 'legit' means 'making fun of Anakin is everyone's favorite pass time', I'll let that piece of stupid slang go. Tony decided to go hunting for pastries at JGoB's--
Dante: --where you showed up to tell him to stop melting his brain by plugging it into things. *beat* Also legit.
Tamsin: Now you're just doing it to torture me. Finally, Cara had to talk Tino out of putting a stripper pole in Caritas--
Dante: Aw, *AIRHORN*!
Tamsin: And here you were doing so well keeping this broadcast PG-13 this time. Ugh, whatever--
Dante: --we're done.
Tamsin: Stop interrup--
*click*