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Fandom Radio, Thursday, July 7th
'Sup Fandom, it's me, your host Hardison, whole an' human once again an' man, let me tell you how good it feels not to be plush, yo. I cannot stress enough how glad I'm back to bein' me, an' not just because it saves alla us from listenin' to that crazy vampire chick again.
But anyway, we got some notes an' I got snugglin' to do--bettin' my partners are just thrilled that I got dragged over here to do this--so let's get to it, a'ight? School is back in session, which means introductions for everyone. Outdoorsmanship--which I did not appreciate gettin' dragged along to, plush or not--had Eliot handin' out sunscreen, waterbottles, an' firestarters an' tellin' folks not to show up without 'em. Which you can get around by not showin' up at all, an' yes, Leroy, I know I ain't supposed to be encouragin' kids to skip class an' especially not my boyfriend's class, but I was a damn teddy bear for two weeks, I can say what I want. Hyacinthe needed a brush-up on what sunscreen is an' then they all get around to introducin' themselves before gettin' to light a fire without anythin' useful like a lighter. Sex Ed--oh baby Jesus an' alla his angels, I gotta recap this?--has a table full of safer sex supplies they invited everyone to partake of. Ringo glared at Dante for reasons I ain't even gonna start to imagine, then talked to Gratuity about female condoms an' how they worked.
...I'mma hope your teachers covered that cause I ain't about to over the air, y'all.
Class continued with introductions an' I'mma say now that I'mma be very careful in the future to abridge any, uhh, sensitive topics that come up in class. Movin' quickly on to the last class of the day, we got How to Be Awesome, which definitely sounds like a hard-hittin' class dedicated to scholarship, yo. After an' inspirin' lecture explainin' that not everyone can be awesome, Jackson does introductions to see who in class considered themselves awesome. Hint: it was everyone, though the teacher didn't seem to agree.
Nothin' in Dorms or the bubblehuts for which I am eternally grateful. Maybe we've already hit our awkwardness quota for the day? In Town, Hannibal opened his new office, Fandom Island Counselin' Services an' Psychiatry. He had patients and paperwork both, with Sparkle comin' by for lunch an' catchin' Hannibal up on what he'd been up to recently. Hopefully nothin' that actually required counselin' or psychiatry. Then Tony came by--'sup yo!--to check out the new digs an' had tea an' chatted about the Avengers. I'mma assume neither of these conversations were had Hannibal as a therapist so I didn't just stomp all over patient-client privilege an' stuff. An' over in Eliot's place, I turned back from a teddy bear to a real boy, to which my partners were very glad. As they should be.
An' that looks like the last of-- *THUD*
...Or not. Apparently, there was a party in an abandoned warehouse as Dante celebrated Anders' return. Yo! Eliot! Parker! Why ain't I get a party?!
*chittering*
Cause I wasn't gone for half the summer under mysterious an' tragic circumstances? ....Fair 'nough.
Anyway, folks showed up, which made it an actual party instead of somethin' sad an' borin'. Hyacinthe spent his party gettin' his flirt on with everyone he talked to, like Dante, though their flirtin' got derailed by Hyacinthe experiencin' vodka for the first time. Yeah, that'll do it. Hyacinthe an' Roscoe used glitter lipstick as a flirtation device, an' then Hyacinthe got all courtly at his introduction to Anders an' kissed his hand. Yo, that move work on people, kid? Then he flirted with Ada over the decorations, an' he an' Ringo reconnected with him callin' her lovely.
Hopefully movin' on from the flirtin', we have Xanthippe, a name I only know how to pronounce cause I watched a documentary on Socrates once, was real excited to have Dante ask her about where she's from. They talked about how New York is cool an' Jersey's the worst, an' they're right on both counts, but Manhattan ain't got a thing on Chicago. And your pizza sucks. There, I said it. Somebody had to. Kitty, back me up. Roscoe an' Xanthippe met an' Roscoe tried to play it cool but impress her at the same time, but it was clear that she thought Anders was a big deal when they met.
Okay, that one wasn't so bad. Maybe the rest of the party'll be okay. Isabela showed up with rum, an' I have a sinkin' feelin' in the pit of my stomach that says I spoke too soon. Anyway, Dante shows up an' thanks her for the rum--so far so good--they plan an' orgy--really?!? I gotta read this?! They're students!--and they decide not to do that--THANK YOU JESUS!--but decide to have a threesome with Anders instead. An' now I need a damn drink myself. *Helpful chittering* I didn't actually--nah, you know what? I'mma take this. I have a feelin' it'll help me get through the rest of this. Then Isabela ended up gettin' flirted onto the dancefloor, first by Roscoe an' then by Ada. An' then Isabela met up with Anders who thanked her for savin' him an' bringin' him back, even if it was his version who did that an' not the Isabela on the island.
Roscoe talked about wingmanning with Dante, an' I ain't sure either of them need the help, but what do I know? I slow-play things to death, or so I have been told. They also discuss sleepin' with their respective roommates an' the odds of gettin' laid after--or maybe at, by this point I don't even know anymore and I need more to drink--the party. Roscoe introduced himself to Anders an' explained the concept of bottle service an' I've never been so glad to report on underage drinkin' in my life. But that one, shinin' moment of me not reportin' on students' sex lives is dashed immediately with my next note, which is Ada an' Dante agreein' to get together just as soon as they figure out how to manage the transparent bubblehuts. Back to underage drinkin' again as Ada tells Roscoe about livin' as a carnie while he drinks carnie gin which just made my liver twitch, an' then we do a 180 on the discomfort scale as Anders tells Ada about why he got taken home an' some of what happened there, none of which sound like happy stories. An' then there's Ringo, who tells Ada that she loves her decoratin', which seems to involve liberal use of glitter.
Bless you, Ringo, for carryin' on a conversation I ain't gotta wince at. To be clear, y'all are free to get up to whatever y'all wanna get up to, it's just the reportin' on it that makes it weird. For all of us. But especially for me.
Merill kept the theme goin' by talkin' with Dante about the party becomin' clothin'-optional, at which point I would leave this booth an' never come back if that had transpired, but apparently she got distracted by Anders tellin' her more about his ordeal back home, which had Merrill gettin' sad over the lack of Anders seein' a griffon an' gettin' his heart ripped out an' I'm not sure if she was drunk, the squirrel was, or I am. Jalian was also around an' she an Dante talked knives, which might have been flirtin' or not, I don't even know anymore. She also welcomed Anders back, but was sad that there hadn't been anythin' to stab recently an' dammit, Jalian, now somethin's gonna happen soon an' I'mma blame you for it. Couldn't leave well enough alone.
There was dancin', includin' Ringo an' Roscoe with him teachin' her how to krump. The hosts were available to talk to, once Ringo apologized to Dante an' they moved past whatever weird thing happened on Monday. Which was still less weird than bein' a teddy bear, I am just sayin'. An' <>a href="http://fandomtownies.livejournal.com/7853687.html?thread=286676599#t286676599">Anders, the man of the hour was there to chat with, too, which involved gettin' that threesome invite from Dante before they started dishin' on everyone there, an' a hearty welcome back from Ringo who assures him they were workin' on a rescue plan before he came back.
An' that's the last of the news an' someone should get Eliot an' Parker over here cause I think my...fourth?...shot might've been one shot too many. *Thunk*
*Open air, followed by amused chittering before the broadcast ends*
But anyway, we got some notes an' I got snugglin' to do--bettin' my partners are just thrilled that I got dragged over here to do this--so let's get to it, a'ight? School is back in session, which means introductions for everyone. Outdoorsmanship--which I did not appreciate gettin' dragged along to, plush or not--had Eliot handin' out sunscreen, waterbottles, an' firestarters an' tellin' folks not to show up without 'em. Which you can get around by not showin' up at all, an' yes, Leroy, I know I ain't supposed to be encouragin' kids to skip class an' especially not my boyfriend's class, but I was a damn teddy bear for two weeks, I can say what I want. Hyacinthe needed a brush-up on what sunscreen is an' then they all get around to introducin' themselves before gettin' to light a fire without anythin' useful like a lighter. Sex Ed--oh baby Jesus an' alla his angels, I gotta recap this?--has a table full of safer sex supplies they invited everyone to partake of. Ringo glared at Dante for reasons I ain't even gonna start to imagine, then talked to Gratuity about female condoms an' how they worked.
...I'mma hope your teachers covered that cause I ain't about to over the air, y'all.
Class continued with introductions an' I'mma say now that I'mma be very careful in the future to abridge any, uhh, sensitive topics that come up in class. Movin' quickly on to the last class of the day, we got How to Be Awesome, which definitely sounds like a hard-hittin' class dedicated to scholarship, yo. After an' inspirin' lecture explainin' that not everyone can be awesome, Jackson does introductions to see who in class considered themselves awesome. Hint: it was everyone, though the teacher didn't seem to agree.
Nothin' in Dorms or the bubblehuts for which I am eternally grateful. Maybe we've already hit our awkwardness quota for the day? In Town, Hannibal opened his new office, Fandom Island Counselin' Services an' Psychiatry. He had patients and paperwork both, with Sparkle comin' by for lunch an' catchin' Hannibal up on what he'd been up to recently. Hopefully nothin' that actually required counselin' or psychiatry. Then Tony came by--'sup yo!--to check out the new digs an' had tea an' chatted about the Avengers. I'mma assume neither of these conversations were had Hannibal as a therapist so I didn't just stomp all over patient-client privilege an' stuff. An' over in Eliot's place, I turned back from a teddy bear to a real boy, to which my partners were very glad. As they should be.
An' that looks like the last of-- *THUD*
...Or not. Apparently, there was a party in an abandoned warehouse as Dante celebrated Anders' return. Yo! Eliot! Parker! Why ain't I get a party?!
*chittering*
Cause I wasn't gone for half the summer under mysterious an' tragic circumstances? ....Fair 'nough.
Anyway, folks showed up, which made it an actual party instead of somethin' sad an' borin'. Hyacinthe spent his party gettin' his flirt on with everyone he talked to, like Dante, though their flirtin' got derailed by Hyacinthe experiencin' vodka for the first time. Yeah, that'll do it. Hyacinthe an' Roscoe used glitter lipstick as a flirtation device, an' then Hyacinthe got all courtly at his introduction to Anders an' kissed his hand. Yo, that move work on people, kid? Then he flirted with Ada over the decorations, an' he an' Ringo reconnected with him callin' her lovely.
Hopefully movin' on from the flirtin', we have Xanthippe, a name I only know how to pronounce cause I watched a documentary on Socrates once, was real excited to have Dante ask her about where she's from. They talked about how New York is cool an' Jersey's the worst, an' they're right on both counts, but Manhattan ain't got a thing on Chicago. And your pizza sucks. There, I said it. Somebody had to. Kitty, back me up. Roscoe an' Xanthippe met an' Roscoe tried to play it cool but impress her at the same time, but it was clear that she thought Anders was a big deal when they met.
Okay, that one wasn't so bad. Maybe the rest of the party'll be okay. Isabela showed up with rum, an' I have a sinkin' feelin' in the pit of my stomach that says I spoke too soon. Anyway, Dante shows up an' thanks her for the rum--so far so good--they plan an' orgy--really?!? I gotta read this?! They're students!--and they decide not to do that--THANK YOU JESUS!--but decide to have a threesome with Anders instead. An' now I need a damn drink myself. *Helpful chittering* I didn't actually--nah, you know what? I'mma take this. I have a feelin' it'll help me get through the rest of this. Then Isabela ended up gettin' flirted onto the dancefloor, first by Roscoe an' then by Ada. An' then Isabela met up with Anders who thanked her for savin' him an' bringin' him back, even if it was his version who did that an' not the Isabela on the island.
Roscoe talked about wingmanning with Dante, an' I ain't sure either of them need the help, but what do I know? I slow-play things to death, or so I have been told. They also discuss sleepin' with their respective roommates an' the odds of gettin' laid after--or maybe at, by this point I don't even know anymore and I need more to drink--the party. Roscoe introduced himself to Anders an' explained the concept of bottle service an' I've never been so glad to report on underage drinkin' in my life. But that one, shinin' moment of me not reportin' on students' sex lives is dashed immediately with my next note, which is Ada an' Dante agreein' to get together just as soon as they figure out how to manage the transparent bubblehuts. Back to underage drinkin' again as Ada tells Roscoe about livin' as a carnie while he drinks carnie gin which just made my liver twitch, an' then we do a 180 on the discomfort scale as Anders tells Ada about why he got taken home an' some of what happened there, none of which sound like happy stories. An' then there's Ringo, who tells Ada that she loves her decoratin', which seems to involve liberal use of glitter.
Bless you, Ringo, for carryin' on a conversation I ain't gotta wince at. To be clear, y'all are free to get up to whatever y'all wanna get up to, it's just the reportin' on it that makes it weird. For all of us. But especially for me.
Merill kept the theme goin' by talkin' with Dante about the party becomin' clothin'-optional, at which point I would leave this booth an' never come back if that had transpired, but apparently she got distracted by Anders tellin' her more about his ordeal back home, which had Merrill gettin' sad over the lack of Anders seein' a griffon an' gettin' his heart ripped out an' I'm not sure if she was drunk, the squirrel was, or I am. Jalian was also around an' she an Dante talked knives, which might have been flirtin' or not, I don't even know anymore. She also welcomed Anders back, but was sad that there hadn't been anythin' to stab recently an' dammit, Jalian, now somethin's gonna happen soon an' I'mma blame you for it. Couldn't leave well enough alone.
There was dancin', includin' Ringo an' Roscoe with him teachin' her how to krump. The hosts were available to talk to, once Ringo apologized to Dante an' they moved past whatever weird thing happened on Monday. Which was still less weird than bein' a teddy bear, I am just sayin'. An' <>a href="http://fandomtownies.livejournal.com/7853687.html?thread=286676599#t286676599">Anders, the man of the hour was there to chat with, too, which involved gettin' that threesome invite from Dante before they started dishin' on everyone there, an' a hearty welcome back from Ringo who assures him they were workin' on a rescue plan before he came back.
An' that's the last of the news an' someone should get Eliot an' Parker over here cause I think my...fourth?...shot might've been one shot too many. *Thunk*
*Open air, followed by amused chittering before the broadcast ends*