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fandom_radio2016-06-11 10:21 am
sharp_as_knives) wrote in fandom_radio2016-06-11 10:21 am
WTFH, Saturday
If you think I'm Mr. Constantine, you are extremely short-sighted. Isn't this his job?
*chittering*
Well, if you couldn't find him, why bother me?
*hopeful chittering*
Why on earth should I give you good rum for the privilege of being kidnapped?
*chittering*
You must be the one they call Leroy. That makes no sense whatsoever. Very well, I'll get out of here faster reading these notes than I would trying to argue.
Good morning, Fandom. This is Doctor Hannibal Lecter, with the news from yesterday.
There were three classes yesterday. Supervillainy and You, which I shouldn't even be surprised is a class here, discussed failure and ways of moving past it, then shared some of their own failures in order to help teach students how to deal with future failures. Which sounds surprisingly useful.
Bob's Fun With Magic class, which sounds unsurprisingly unuseful, played tag, with magical crystals dictating who was "it".
And So You Just Met Your Relative From The Future, which is ridiculously useful by virtue of this being Fandom, discussed how to handle awkward public functions where more than one version of the same relative is present.
In the dorms, Dante woke with a start, apparently from a rather bad nightmare, and almost killed a bird for "making bird sounds". Whether because it startled him or he hates birds is unclear. Ringo stopped by to check on him, and he wanted to know why the hell she was doing so before breakfast, because apparently some people need coffee before they can be polite.
In the afternoon, Ezra packed up his winter things and engaged in a bit of sky-gazing before Dante stopped by for the same thing Dante generally stops by anybody's room for. The coping method he uses that isn't drink.
And on the deck, Ringo was testing out a drone she bought, somewhat less than successfully.
And in other news, for those of you that may have missed it, the island moved again yesterday, leaving Endor for a place apparently called Concordia, landing just off a busy street.
And lastly, at Stark Industries it was Peridot's first day of work. Congratulations, I suppose. She was attempting to learn the various tools, but kept being distracted by customers, which unfortunately happens. After several small repairs, she couldn't take the tedium anymore and turned a broken toaster into one with anti-gravity technology and voice commands. Peridot, you are a fascinating being, and I am never bringing any broken kitchen technology to you.
And it appears that that is all the news we have. Good day, everybody, enjoy this new world, and try to be careful.
*chittering*
Well, if you couldn't find him, why bother me?
*hopeful chittering*
Why on earth should I give you good rum for the privilege of being kidnapped?
*chittering*
You must be the one they call Leroy. That makes no sense whatsoever. Very well, I'll get out of here faster reading these notes than I would trying to argue.
Good morning, Fandom. This is Doctor Hannibal Lecter, with the news from yesterday.
There were three classes yesterday. Supervillainy and You, which I shouldn't even be surprised is a class here, discussed failure and ways of moving past it, then shared some of their own failures in order to help teach students how to deal with future failures. Which sounds surprisingly useful.
Bob's Fun With Magic class, which sounds unsurprisingly unuseful, played tag, with magical crystals dictating who was "it".
And So You Just Met Your Relative From The Future, which is ridiculously useful by virtue of this being Fandom, discussed how to handle awkward public functions where more than one version of the same relative is present.
In the dorms, Dante woke with a start, apparently from a rather bad nightmare, and almost killed a bird for "making bird sounds". Whether because it startled him or he hates birds is unclear. Ringo stopped by to check on him, and he wanted to know why the hell she was doing so before breakfast, because apparently some people need coffee before they can be polite.
In the afternoon, Ezra packed up his winter things and engaged in a bit of sky-gazing before Dante stopped by for the same thing Dante generally stops by anybody's room for. The coping method he uses that isn't drink.
And on the deck, Ringo was testing out a drone she bought, somewhat less than successfully.
And in other news, for those of you that may have missed it, the island moved again yesterday, leaving Endor for a place apparently called Concordia, landing just off a busy street.
And lastly, at Stark Industries it was Peridot's first day of work. Congratulations, I suppose. She was attempting to learn the various tools, but kept being distracted by customers, which unfortunately happens. After several small repairs, she couldn't take the tedium anymore and turned a broken toaster into one with anti-gravity technology and voice commands. Peridot, you are a fascinating being, and I am never bringing any broken kitchen technology to you.
And it appears that that is all the news we have. Good day, everybody, enjoy this new world, and try to be careful.