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fandom_radio2016-05-20 06:45 am
fjordicswagger) wrote in fandom_radio2016-05-20 06:45 am
WTFH, Friday
*chittering*
Tamsin: -- Okay, good.
*chittering*
No, I don't need you to-- actually, go do that.
*clears throat*
Hey, Fandom. This is Tamsin, your mayor speaking, and apparently my co-host is in bed with a hangover. Poor co-host. But hey, that means I'm here with the news! The enthusiasm was sarcastic, just so you know.
In school news, Cara took her class across the causeway to a bar for her Adventuring for Idiots class. I'm sure nothing terrible happened whatsoever. Like enticing the students to play 'rescue Kenobi like a princess after he got abducted for a wedding by Skywalker', which is hilarious and I hope Cara has video. Practical Philosophy talked about the importance of clothes - boring - and Life Soundtrack looked for terrible romance tracks to shove in a boombox and hold up for your unfortunate pimply-faced boo.
In the dorms, Tali installed a fish tank. With a fish. At least one of you knows the approximate level of pet responsibility you teenagers are actually capable of, instead of daydreaming about at least keeping a rodent alive. In the fifth floor common room, Mayday got a load of pizzas, and seriously, how is Pizza Planet not out of business? I mean, enticing students with the smell of pizza cheese kinda works, as evidenced from Rey's reaction, buuuut then they actually have to get the chance to come buy your product.
As for the townies--
Dante: I'm *AIRHORN*ing here already. What the *AIRHORN*ing *AIRHORN* is the matter with you?
Tamsin: Just reminding you that you have responsibilities. Now read your notes before I get the troopers on your ass.
Dante: Bite me.
Tamsin: Please. I listen to the radio. I know where you've been.
Dante: Whatever. So Dipper reorganized the stock at Nerd Central, while Gratuity - hey, Gratuity! - tried to figure out coffee at the Post Office. Not worth it. Jessica got all kinds of *AIRHORN* phone calls at the Trooper Station, and she was like, what the *AIRHORN*ing *AIRHORN*--
Tamsin: Stop hurting my ears.
Dante: You can still *AIRHORN*ing bite me. The weird Mountain Dew Dorito showed up to the Perk to bug the staff because she wanted to know why humans eat and drink things. *AIRHORN*ing *AIRHORN*, Green, bring it down a little. Vic showed up to be sarcastic at her, which, good. Professor Lecter took over in the end to explain to her how everything worked.
Seriously, Green.
Tamsin: Ugh, I'm going to wind up having to put plaques everywhere explaining things. It's a miracle we haven't gotten sued for not catering to non-human and out-of-time students before. ... I'm going to make Bright Eyes handle that.
Dante: Yeah, you do that. I'm going back to *AIRHORN*ing bed.
Tamsin: I don't care. Go.
Tamsin: -- Okay, good.
*chittering*
No, I don't need you to-- actually, go do that.
*clears throat*
Hey, Fandom. This is Tamsin, your mayor speaking, and apparently my co-host is in bed with a hangover. Poor co-host. But hey, that means I'm here with the news! The enthusiasm was sarcastic, just so you know.
In school news, Cara took her class across the causeway to a bar for her Adventuring for Idiots class. I'm sure nothing terrible happened whatsoever. Like enticing the students to play 'rescue Kenobi like a princess after he got abducted for a wedding by Skywalker', which is hilarious and I hope Cara has video. Practical Philosophy talked about the importance of clothes - boring - and Life Soundtrack looked for terrible romance tracks to shove in a boombox and hold up for your unfortunate pimply-faced boo.
In the dorms, Tali installed a fish tank. With a fish. At least one of you knows the approximate level of pet responsibility you teenagers are actually capable of, instead of daydreaming about at least keeping a rodent alive. In the fifth floor common room, Mayday got a load of pizzas, and seriously, how is Pizza Planet not out of business? I mean, enticing students with the smell of pizza cheese kinda works, as evidenced from Rey's reaction, buuuut then they actually have to get the chance to come buy your product.
As for the townies--
Dante: I'm *AIRHORN*ing here already. What the *AIRHORN*ing *AIRHORN* is the matter with you?
Tamsin: Just reminding you that you have responsibilities. Now read your notes before I get the troopers on your ass.
Dante: Bite me.
Tamsin: Please. I listen to the radio. I know where you've been.
Dante: Whatever. So Dipper reorganized the stock at Nerd Central, while Gratuity - hey, Gratuity! - tried to figure out coffee at the Post Office. Not worth it. Jessica got all kinds of *AIRHORN* phone calls at the Trooper Station, and she was like, what the *AIRHORN*ing *AIRHORN*--
Tamsin: Stop hurting my ears.
Dante: You can still *AIRHORN*ing bite me. The weird Mountain Dew Dorito showed up to the Perk to bug the staff because she wanted to know why humans eat and drink things. *AIRHORN*ing *AIRHORN*, Green, bring it down a little. Vic showed up to be sarcastic at her, which, good. Professor Lecter took over in the end to explain to her how everything worked.
Seriously, Green.
Tamsin: Ugh, I'm going to wind up having to put plaques everywhere explaining things. It's a miracle we haven't gotten sued for not catering to non-human and out-of-time students before. ... I'm going to make Bright Eyes handle that.
Dante: Yeah, you do that. I'm going back to *AIRHORN*ing bed.
Tamsin: I don't care. Go.