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fandom_radio2016-05-13 09:03 am
fjordicswagger) wrote in fandom_radio2016-05-13 09:03 am
WTFH, Friday
*chittering*
Tamsin: Ugh. What do you mean, Rand's not here? Isn't this his shift?
*chittering*
Tamsin: I don't care if it's the start of a new semester! Where's that useless Jedi wannab--
*creaking*
Dante: --hands off the goods, squirrels. I was gonna do the broadcast for rum, not whatever this blonde one's angling for-- uh. Mayor.
Tamsin: I should have known you little brats would overcompensate.
*chitt--*
Tamsin: I don't want to hear it. Hey, mohawk, read these notes. If your pants aren't obstructing the flow of oxygen to your brain.
Dante: Oh, *AIRHORN* you. ... What the *AIRHORN*? Oh, come the *AIRHORN*-- Fine, I'll read your *AIRHORN* *AIRHORN* notes. See if I *AIRHORN* care. In school, one of the Skywalkers had some class on philosophy, but they mostly just *AIRHORN* yapped about the island. Adventuring for Idiots stalked some people down in Stormwind - some of 'em are real nice - while doing *AIRHORN* introductions. Finally, Life Soundtrack picked theme songs. Mine's--
*VERY LOUD AIRHORN*
Tamsin: Okay, give me those notes. Even I want to wash your mouth out with soap. What are you, a sailor?
Dante: I'm--
Tamsin: Not in those pants, you are. In town, Ada got comfortable for her job at Demon Marcus, while new guy Kanan made it back from Stormwind in time to get a cherry strudel. They sell cherry strudels here now? I need one. Hannibal swung on by to talk Earth's position in the galaxy - not the center of the solar system, it took them years to figure that one out - and gossip about the squirrels.
*chittering*
Tamsin: You deserved it, don't even try. Karla brought her brood to the park to disturb local passers-by with their noise. What? I've seen human kids. They were joined by Ender and his one-headed brood, his partner Ben not far behind with smoothies. This is all so disgustingly hipster parenting.
Dante: Taking kids to the park is hipster--?
Tamsin: It's the 21st century. Who takes anyone to the park? Anyway, in the end, Kenzi stopped by to boggle at the fact Karla's offspring had suddenly doubled in size. Nightmare scenario, right now.
Dante: Can I *airhorn* *AIRHORN* sign off now?
Tamsin: Considering we could only broadcast half of that, no. But we're done here.
*click*
Tamsin: Ugh. What do you mean, Rand's not here? Isn't this his shift?
*chittering*
Tamsin: I don't care if it's the start of a new semester! Where's that useless Jedi wannab--
*creaking*
Dante: --hands off the goods, squirrels. I was gonna do the broadcast for rum, not whatever this blonde one's angling for-- uh. Mayor.
Tamsin: I should have known you little brats would overcompensate.
*chitt--*
Tamsin: I don't want to hear it. Hey, mohawk, read these notes. If your pants aren't obstructing the flow of oxygen to your brain.
Dante: Oh, *AIRHORN* you. ... What the *AIRHORN*? Oh, come the *AIRHORN*-- Fine, I'll read your *AIRHORN* *AIRHORN* notes. See if I *AIRHORN* care. In school, one of the Skywalkers had some class on philosophy, but they mostly just *AIRHORN* yapped about the island. Adventuring for Idiots stalked some people down in Stormwind - some of 'em are real nice - while doing *AIRHORN* introductions. Finally, Life Soundtrack picked theme songs. Mine's--
*VERY LOUD AIRHORN*
Tamsin: Okay, give me those notes. Even I want to wash your mouth out with soap. What are you, a sailor?
Dante: I'm--
Tamsin: Not in those pants, you are. In town, Ada got comfortable for her job at Demon Marcus, while new guy Kanan made it back from Stormwind in time to get a cherry strudel. They sell cherry strudels here now? I need one. Hannibal swung on by to talk Earth's position in the galaxy - not the center of the solar system, it took them years to figure that one out - and gossip about the squirrels.
*chittering*
Tamsin: You deserved it, don't even try. Karla brought her brood to the park to disturb local passers-by with their noise. What? I've seen human kids. They were joined by Ender and his one-headed brood, his partner Ben not far behind with smoothies. This is all so disgustingly hipster parenting.
Dante: Taking kids to the park is hipster--?
Tamsin: It's the 21st century. Who takes anyone to the park? Anyway, in the end, Kenzi stopped by to boggle at the fact Karla's offspring had suddenly doubled in size. Nightmare scenario, right now.
Dante: Can I *airhorn* *AIRHORN* sign off now?
Tamsin: Considering we could only broadcast half of that, no. But we're done here.
*click*