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Fandom Radio [Friday, August 17th]
Jerry: Come, Jerry! We have found it!
Jerry: Jerry!
Jerry: Jerry!
[Muffled noises]
Jerry: That is right, squirrels! You are under attack!
Jerry: This is a robbery!
Jerry: We are robbing you!
Jerry: You are all under arrest!
[More muffled noises. Really disturbing ones.]
Jerry: Well, Jerry. Our robbery has gone amiss!
Jerry: They are resisting arrest!
Jerry: Whatever shall we do?!
Jerry: Be careful, squirrels! Do not taunt us, or we will ... read these notes!
Jerry: Right in front of this microphone! Everyone will hear!
Jerry: Do it, Jerry! Do it!
THERE IS A SCHOOL HERE, JERRY? WHY DID NO ONE EVER TELL US SUCH A THING?
Jerry: Jerry! There is an Umbridge-lady! And her office was vandalized!
Jerry: That's awful, Jerry! Who would do such a thing!?
Jerry: It wasn't me, Jerry.
Jerry: Of course not, Jerry.
Jerry: But she is going to be inspecting dorm rooms.
Jerry: I hope she finds treasure!
Jerry: Someone named Thursday found a chicken in the library.
Jerry: Chickens aren't treasure, Jerry.
Jerry: No, not on Thursdays, Jerry.
Jerry: Not on Karals, either. Because there was a Karal wanting history books, and those certainly aren't treasure.
Jerry: This card says that a Fraser made a Stark bang on walls. And a Phoebe asked him about an Umbridge!
Jerry: I would have asked about the wall-banging, Jerry.
Jerry: I love wall-banging, Jerry! There is a class on Appliqued Ethics, Jerry! And they talk about a woman who is stealing things for her dying husband. I hope they were nice things, Jerry!
Jerry: You've never stolen nice things for me, Jerry. The students talk about what they would have done had they been women who were stealing things for their dying husbands.
Jerry: I imagine they would go to jail, Jerry!
Jerry: Someone named Qui-Gon is very sorry that he missed class.
Jerry: Perhaps he couldn't pronounce his name!
Jerry: I have that problem all the time, Jerry.
Jerry: There is another class today, Jerry! It is about Dealing with Opposites in Sex! And lying and telling the truth, which are certainly opposites in sex.
Jerry: They would like to know when you should lie, Jerry. They ask one another if their butts look large in those pants.
Jerry: Does my butt look large in these pants?
Jerry: Don't be silly, Jerry. We aren't wearing pants!
Jerry: Jeff would like Jack's help, because his girlfriend is in a closet.
Jerry: At least she's wearing pants!
Jerry: If she isn't, she can certainly find some in her closet.
Jerry: And there was another class today, Jerry!
Jerry: Why, Jerry! Someone would think there was a school here!
Jerry: The class is on Interdimensional Studying! Their teacher has a Squall and is very upset about people not going to class.
Jerry: Perhaps they couldn't pronounce Qui-Gon's name!
Jerry: He makes them write that they are sucking very hard over and over again. And he gives them pie.
Jerry: Lunch today did not have pie. But it did have cheeckee feengers.
Jerry: I wish we could have cheeckee feengers, Jerry.
Jerry: I wish we could teach a class, Jerry.
Jerry: Don't be silly, Jerry. We would be terrible teachers.
THERE ARE DORMS HERE, JERRY? WHY, SOMEONE WOULD THINK THIS WAS A SCHOOL!
Jerry: A mysterious man is hanging posters in the dorms! Students are advised to be careful and if you see him coming, please hide behind your local dumpster, for that is the safest place.
Jerry: And leave items there for our store!
Jerry: There is a tiger cub who is almost certainly not hanging posters as he proudly stalks the hallways.
Jerry: Perhaps he is chasing the mysterious man!
Jerry: Perhaps he is chasing Charlie! She stops and would like to pet the tiger.
Jerry: I have never tried to pet a tiger, Jerry.
Jerry: Jerry! Neither has Andrew! But this is because Andrew looks like John Sheppard. This means that Andrew must call Aziraphale.
Jerry: Does Aziraphale also look like John Sheppard?
Jerry: Jerry! Do I look like John Sheppard?
Jerry: Perhaps ... we all look like John Sheppard.
Jerry: Why, Jerry. I believe that is entirely possible.
Jerry: An Anders and a Phoebe talk in the morning, but this squirrel has taken horrible notes and will not tell me what they were talking about.
Jerry: Perhaps they were talking about wall-banging!
Jerry: Perhaps they were talking about John Sheppard!
Jerry: Perhaps they were talking about a Bel, who leaves his shower to flirt with Anders!
Jerry: That's a very good idea, Jerry. Showers are bad for flirting.
Jerry: Just think of all of the microfiche!
Jerry: Luke and Tori are talking about the announcements. And not microfiche.
Jerry: A Ronan who doesn't look like a Ronan goes to a room with a River in it.
Jerry: Rivers aren't microfiche, either!
Jerry: Neil is waiting for Andrew, who looks like John Sheppard, who is not microfiche.
Jerry: I should hope not! He's allergic!
Jerry: And Andrew who looks like John Sheppard goes to talk to John Sheppard.
Jerry: Perhaps John Sheppard looks like Ronan!
Jerry: Perhaps John Sheppard looks like a microwave!
Jerry: I would like to borrow his microwave, Jerry. Mine does not work.
Jerry: That is because you do not have any steam trunks.
Jerry: Luke does not have any steam trunks, either! But he has popcorn and a quest for the galaxies!
Jerry: Dawn is there, too! Dawn and Luke talk about Luke not letting people get hurt, and his father, who is not a microbrewery.
Jerry: I should hope not, Jerry. He is Swedish.
Jerry: Damn the Swedes!
Jerry: Sokka likes the popcorn, even if he it is Swedish, Jerry.
Jerry: Swedish popcorn is wonderful.
Jerry: Luke the Swede tries to figure out what is going on in his galaxy quest with John Sheppard.
Jerry: Who does not look like a microprint!
Jerry: Luke the Norwegian then meets Jenny, who is not Norwegian, and he and Sam discuss Umbridge injuries.
Jerry: Jerry! I hate it when I sprain my Umbridge!
Jerry: I wore a cast for three weeks!
Jerry: Sokka would like very much for Sam to meet his chinchilla.
Jerry: Jerry! This is a PG-rated show! You can't say that!
Jerry: *gasp* You're right, Jerry! Sokka would not like for Sam to meet his chinchilla! Because there are children listening!
Jerry: Children who do not have sprained Umbridges!
Jerry: Luke the Danish would like for Sokka to know that quests for galaxies are very different indeed from space battles.
Jerry: And Sokka does not ask to see his chinchilla!
Jerry: No! But Andros and Luke the Pastry discuss their homeworlds.
Jerry: Are they ... aliens, Jerry?!
Jerry: Don't be silly, Jerry! Only people who look like John Sheppard are aliens.
Jerry: Will is not an alien, Jerry! She would like to discuss the old series versus the new series with Luke the Baked Goods!
Jerry: Dean is not an alien, either, Jerry!! But he is on the internet and he has a cat.
Jerry: Is his cat a Retarded Oracle, Jerry?
Jerry: Why, no, Jerry! But an Alec visits him and says that he is easy.
Jerry: Perhaps he would like to show Dean his chinchilla!
Jerry: Annette will not be seeing any chinchillas. Because she is asleep.
Jerry: Good night, Annette!
Jerry: Do not bite the bed-bugs, Annette!
THERE IS A TOWN, JERRY! IT HAS SCIENCE! SCIENCE TASTES LIKE PEPPERMINT.
Jerry: A number of things are open today, Jerry! Leo opens a Photo Hut, D opens a Counting Pet Shop, and Aziraphale opens a Book Haven.
Jerry: How nice that the books will be safe, Jerry! Liz opens a Posting Office, and Gabriel opens a church, while a river opens a hotel with arms!
Jerry: John Connor talks to the hotel and its river about stealing prawns.
Jerry: I wouldn't, Jerry. Too purple.
Jerry: Christian and Katara both open the clinic. Perhaps it is a huge clinic, Jerry!
Jerry: And of course, Fredgebert opens the Weasel Hut. I shall have to stop by immediately!
Jerry: There are bars, Jerry! Aziraphale opens a nest of devils, and GOB opens Caritas, which has a stage. Jerry! We must sing, Jerry!
Jerry: Jerry!
Jerry: Jerry!
Jerry: There is a squall at the bar who is drinking, and a very drunken fairy. And the squall and the fairy have a fight!
Jerry: Perhaps the squall looks like John Sheppard!
Jerry: Dale Cooper does not look like John Sheppard, because Dale Cooper is an Oscar Meyer weiner.
Jerry: That is something I would like to be, Jerry!
Jerry: If I were an Oscar Meyer weiner, then everyone would be in love with me, Jerry.
Jerry: Someone visits Lucifer at a nest of devils, but this squirrel says that he was too drunk on rum to know who it was.
Jerry: Perhaps he is an Oscar Meyer weiner as well!
Jerry: An Anakin visits an Umbridge, who is not an Oscar Meyer weiner.
Jerry: Jerry! It must be Visitor's Day!
Jerry: No, Jerry, that was at the institution.
Jerry: I'm not going back there! I'm not going back there!
Jerry: JERRY! Calm yourself, Jerry! A Lucifer visits a Wilson - calm yourself, Jerry! and asks him for a favor.
Jerry: Perhaps he would like an Oscar Meyer weiner!
Jerry: Perhaps Setsuna gave him one! Because they were talking in the Park as well, Jerry!
Jerry: I don't think so, Jerry. This card says that she was burning things.
Jerry: I hate it when my weiners are burned, Jerry!
Jerry: There was also a fairy in the park, Jerry! She flew into a tree.
Jerry: A robin says that she has a lovely name. Jerry! I didn't know robins could talk!
Jerry: A Jack appears to be flirting with her. Perhaps he will show her his chinchilla!
Jerry: The fairy and Irulan appear to be curtsying to one another.
Jerry: Perhaps Irulan is a fairy as well!
Jerry: Perhaps the fairy is an Irulan!
Jerry: Perhaps the Irulan is also a Karal! Because Karal is riding a Trenor, in the preserve!
Jerry: *gasps* But Jerry! Karal was in the library, on Thursday!
Jerry: The squirrels are lying to us, Jerry!
Jerry: You will pay for this, squirrels!
Jerry: There is a squall, who is walking home! And a fairy waiting for him! And a fight!
Jerry: Jerry! I hate domestic disputes, Jerry!
Jerry: I said I was very sorry about that restraining order, Jerry!
Jerry: There is an Aziraphale closing the nest of devils, when Lucifer and Wison come by to see blood on the counter and be trapped in reality.
Jerry: I believe that squirrel was drunk, Jerry.
Jerry: I myself am drunk, Jerry!
THERE IS KISSING! KISSING GOES IN!
Jerry: Jerry! Kissing was in today!
Jerry: I had no in-kissing!
Jerry: The kissing had chatting and mingling. Anders has bottled water! Billy has a grin! Johnny has a panther cub named Savannah!
Jerry: Bel and Robin and Gwynn and Summer are all there, too, Jerry. And Billy offers his kissing to Naomi!
Jerry: Billy! How dare you!
Jerry: We thought you loved us, Billy!
Jerry: There is picking of partners, Jerry! Billy is shirtless and talks to Naomi. I suspect there was kissing involved!
Jerry: Bel is involved in kissing Phoebe!
Jerry: Robin says that Gwynn looks very nice! I suspect there was kissing involved there, too!
Jerry: Eve and Gwynn are talking about the internet! Jerry, were they kissing?
Jerry: Robin plays a song for a panther cub! Perhaps it was Johnny's panther cub!
Jerry: Perhaps there was kissing!
Jerry: I have never kissed a panther cub, Jerry!
Jerry: Only when I was very drunk, Jerry!
COMEDY IS FULL OF FESTIVALS!
Jerry: Jerry! There is comedy in the park, Jerry!
Jerry: Hannelore is doing rimshots, Jerry!
Jerry: There are film clips, Jerry! Of Charlie Chaplin and Buster Keaton!
Jerry: And the Marx Brothers and the Three Stooges!
Jerry: And Jolly Himbert and his Rag-Time Band!
Jerry: John Sheppard who looks like John Sheppard and Charlie who does not look like John Sheppard watch the film clips, Jerry! And so does Jack the fairy-flirter!
Jerry: Robin sings a funny song, Jerry! And Billy reads a monologue!
Jerry: GOB is full of magic, Jerry! And Sokka stands up!
Jerry: That does not sound very funny, Jerry!
Jerry: No! But Evie applauds all the same, Jerry!
Jerry: And that is when the Dean of Drax says that it's all an April Fool's!
Jerry: Jerry! It's April Fool's, Jerry!
Jerry: Jerry! We've been had!
Jerry: Run, Jerry! Run before the coppers get here!
Jerry: No! I won't go back! I won't!
[There is muffled screeching, and then a few very loud noises, and then dead air. A lot of it.]
Jerry: Jerry!
Jerry: Jerry!
[Muffled noises]
Jerry: That is right, squirrels! You are under attack!
Jerry: This is a robbery!
Jerry: We are robbing you!
Jerry: You are all under arrest!
[More muffled noises. Really disturbing ones.]
Jerry: Well, Jerry. Our robbery has gone amiss!
Jerry: They are resisting arrest!
Jerry: Whatever shall we do?!
Jerry: Be careful, squirrels! Do not taunt us, or we will ... read these notes!
Jerry: Right in front of this microphone! Everyone will hear!
Jerry: Do it, Jerry! Do it!
THERE IS A SCHOOL HERE, JERRY? WHY DID NO ONE EVER TELL US SUCH A THING?
Jerry: Jerry! There is an Umbridge-lady! And her office was vandalized!
Jerry: That's awful, Jerry! Who would do such a thing!?
Jerry: It wasn't me, Jerry.
Jerry: Of course not, Jerry.
Jerry: But she is going to be inspecting dorm rooms.
Jerry: I hope she finds treasure!
Jerry: Someone named Thursday found a chicken in the library.
Jerry: Chickens aren't treasure, Jerry.
Jerry: No, not on Thursdays, Jerry.
Jerry: Not on Karals, either. Because there was a Karal wanting history books, and those certainly aren't treasure.
Jerry: This card says that a Fraser made a Stark bang on walls. And a Phoebe asked him about an Umbridge!
Jerry: I would have asked about the wall-banging, Jerry.
Jerry: I love wall-banging, Jerry! There is a class on Appliqued Ethics, Jerry! And they talk about a woman who is stealing things for her dying husband. I hope they were nice things, Jerry!
Jerry: You've never stolen nice things for me, Jerry. The students talk about what they would have done had they been women who were stealing things for their dying husbands.
Jerry: I imagine they would go to jail, Jerry!
Jerry: Someone named Qui-Gon is very sorry that he missed class.
Jerry: Perhaps he couldn't pronounce his name!
Jerry: I have that problem all the time, Jerry.
Jerry: There is another class today, Jerry! It is about Dealing with Opposites in Sex! And lying and telling the truth, which are certainly opposites in sex.
Jerry: They would like to know when you should lie, Jerry. They ask one another if their butts look large in those pants.
Jerry: Does my butt look large in these pants?
Jerry: Don't be silly, Jerry. We aren't wearing pants!
Jerry: Jeff would like Jack's help, because his girlfriend is in a closet.
Jerry: At least she's wearing pants!
Jerry: If she isn't, she can certainly find some in her closet.
Jerry: And there was another class today, Jerry!
Jerry: Why, Jerry! Someone would think there was a school here!
Jerry: The class is on Interdimensional Studying! Their teacher has a Squall and is very upset about people not going to class.
Jerry: Perhaps they couldn't pronounce Qui-Gon's name!
Jerry: He makes them write that they are sucking very hard over and over again. And he gives them pie.
Jerry: Lunch today did not have pie. But it did have cheeckee feengers.
Jerry: I wish we could have cheeckee feengers, Jerry.
Jerry: I wish we could teach a class, Jerry.
Jerry: Don't be silly, Jerry. We would be terrible teachers.
THERE ARE DORMS HERE, JERRY? WHY, SOMEONE WOULD THINK THIS WAS A SCHOOL!
Jerry: A mysterious man is hanging posters in the dorms! Students are advised to be careful and if you see him coming, please hide behind your local dumpster, for that is the safest place.
Jerry: And leave items there for our store!
Jerry: There is a tiger cub who is almost certainly not hanging posters as he proudly stalks the hallways.
Jerry: Perhaps he is chasing the mysterious man!
Jerry: Perhaps he is chasing Charlie! She stops and would like to pet the tiger.
Jerry: I have never tried to pet a tiger, Jerry.
Jerry: Jerry! Neither has Andrew! But this is because Andrew looks like John Sheppard. This means that Andrew must call Aziraphale.
Jerry: Does Aziraphale also look like John Sheppard?
Jerry: Jerry! Do I look like John Sheppard?
Jerry: Perhaps ... we all look like John Sheppard.
Jerry: Why, Jerry. I believe that is entirely possible.
Jerry: An Anders and a Phoebe talk in the morning, but this squirrel has taken horrible notes and will not tell me what they were talking about.
Jerry: Perhaps they were talking about wall-banging!
Jerry: Perhaps they were talking about John Sheppard!
Jerry: Perhaps they were talking about a Bel, who leaves his shower to flirt with Anders!
Jerry: That's a very good idea, Jerry. Showers are bad for flirting.
Jerry: Just think of all of the microfiche!
Jerry: Luke and Tori are talking about the announcements. And not microfiche.
Jerry: A Ronan who doesn't look like a Ronan goes to a room with a River in it.
Jerry: Rivers aren't microfiche, either!
Jerry: Neil is waiting for Andrew, who looks like John Sheppard, who is not microfiche.
Jerry: I should hope not! He's allergic!
Jerry: And Andrew who looks like John Sheppard goes to talk to John Sheppard.
Jerry: Perhaps John Sheppard looks like Ronan!
Jerry: Perhaps John Sheppard looks like a microwave!
Jerry: I would like to borrow his microwave, Jerry. Mine does not work.
Jerry: That is because you do not have any steam trunks.
Jerry: Luke does not have any steam trunks, either! But he has popcorn and a quest for the galaxies!
Jerry: Dawn is there, too! Dawn and Luke talk about Luke not letting people get hurt, and his father, who is not a microbrewery.
Jerry: I should hope not, Jerry. He is Swedish.
Jerry: Damn the Swedes!
Jerry: Sokka likes the popcorn, even if he it is Swedish, Jerry.
Jerry: Swedish popcorn is wonderful.
Jerry: Luke the Swede tries to figure out what is going on in his galaxy quest with John Sheppard.
Jerry: Who does not look like a microprint!
Jerry: Luke the Norwegian then meets Jenny, who is not Norwegian, and he and Sam discuss Umbridge injuries.
Jerry: Jerry! I hate it when I sprain my Umbridge!
Jerry: I wore a cast for three weeks!
Jerry: Sokka would like very much for Sam to meet his chinchilla.
Jerry: Jerry! This is a PG-rated show! You can't say that!
Jerry: *gasp* You're right, Jerry! Sokka would not like for Sam to meet his chinchilla! Because there are children listening!
Jerry: Children who do not have sprained Umbridges!
Jerry: Luke the Danish would like for Sokka to know that quests for galaxies are very different indeed from space battles.
Jerry: And Sokka does not ask to see his chinchilla!
Jerry: No! But Andros and Luke the Pastry discuss their homeworlds.
Jerry: Are they ... aliens, Jerry?!
Jerry: Don't be silly, Jerry! Only people who look like John Sheppard are aliens.
Jerry: Will is not an alien, Jerry! She would like to discuss the old series versus the new series with Luke the Baked Goods!
Jerry: Dean is not an alien, either, Jerry!! But he is on the internet and he has a cat.
Jerry: Is his cat a Retarded Oracle, Jerry?
Jerry: Why, no, Jerry! But an Alec visits him and says that he is easy.
Jerry: Perhaps he would like to show Dean his chinchilla!
Jerry: Annette will not be seeing any chinchillas. Because she is asleep.
Jerry: Good night, Annette!
Jerry: Do not bite the bed-bugs, Annette!
THERE IS A TOWN, JERRY! IT HAS SCIENCE! SCIENCE TASTES LIKE PEPPERMINT.
Jerry: A number of things are open today, Jerry! Leo opens a Photo Hut, D opens a Counting Pet Shop, and Aziraphale opens a Book Haven.
Jerry: How nice that the books will be safe, Jerry! Liz opens a Posting Office, and Gabriel opens a church, while a river opens a hotel with arms!
Jerry: John Connor talks to the hotel and its river about stealing prawns.
Jerry: I wouldn't, Jerry. Too purple.
Jerry: Christian and Katara both open the clinic. Perhaps it is a huge clinic, Jerry!
Jerry: And of course, Fredgebert opens the Weasel Hut. I shall have to stop by immediately!
Jerry: There are bars, Jerry! Aziraphale opens a nest of devils, and GOB opens Caritas, which has a stage. Jerry! We must sing, Jerry!
Jerry: Jerry!
Jerry: Jerry!
Jerry: There is a squall at the bar who is drinking, and a very drunken fairy. And the squall and the fairy have a fight!
Jerry: Perhaps the squall looks like John Sheppard!
Jerry: Dale Cooper does not look like John Sheppard, because Dale Cooper is an Oscar Meyer weiner.
Jerry: That is something I would like to be, Jerry!
Jerry: If I were an Oscar Meyer weiner, then everyone would be in love with me, Jerry.
Jerry: Someone visits Lucifer at a nest of devils, but this squirrel says that he was too drunk on rum to know who it was.
Jerry: Perhaps he is an Oscar Meyer weiner as well!
Jerry: An Anakin visits an Umbridge, who is not an Oscar Meyer weiner.
Jerry: Jerry! It must be Visitor's Day!
Jerry: No, Jerry, that was at the institution.
Jerry: I'm not going back there! I'm not going back there!
Jerry: JERRY! Calm yourself, Jerry! A Lucifer visits a Wilson - calm yourself, Jerry! and asks him for a favor.
Jerry: Perhaps he would like an Oscar Meyer weiner!
Jerry: Perhaps Setsuna gave him one! Because they were talking in the Park as well, Jerry!
Jerry: I don't think so, Jerry. This card says that she was burning things.
Jerry: I hate it when my weiners are burned, Jerry!
Jerry: There was also a fairy in the park, Jerry! She flew into a tree.
Jerry: A robin says that she has a lovely name. Jerry! I didn't know robins could talk!
Jerry: A Jack appears to be flirting with her. Perhaps he will show her his chinchilla!
Jerry: The fairy and Irulan appear to be curtsying to one another.
Jerry: Perhaps Irulan is a fairy as well!
Jerry: Perhaps the fairy is an Irulan!
Jerry: Perhaps the Irulan is also a Karal! Because Karal is riding a Trenor, in the preserve!
Jerry: *gasps* But Jerry! Karal was in the library, on Thursday!
Jerry: The squirrels are lying to us, Jerry!
Jerry: You will pay for this, squirrels!
Jerry: There is a squall, who is walking home! And a fairy waiting for him! And a fight!
Jerry: Jerry! I hate domestic disputes, Jerry!
Jerry: I said I was very sorry about that restraining order, Jerry!
Jerry: There is an Aziraphale closing the nest of devils, when Lucifer and Wison come by to see blood on the counter and be trapped in reality.
Jerry: I believe that squirrel was drunk, Jerry.
Jerry: I myself am drunk, Jerry!
THERE IS KISSING! KISSING GOES IN!
Jerry: Jerry! Kissing was in today!
Jerry: I had no in-kissing!
Jerry: The kissing had chatting and mingling. Anders has bottled water! Billy has a grin! Johnny has a panther cub named Savannah!
Jerry: Bel and Robin and Gwynn and Summer are all there, too, Jerry. And Billy offers his kissing to Naomi!
Jerry: Billy! How dare you!
Jerry: We thought you loved us, Billy!
Jerry: There is picking of partners, Jerry! Billy is shirtless and talks to Naomi. I suspect there was kissing involved!
Jerry: Bel is involved in kissing Phoebe!
Jerry: Robin says that Gwynn looks very nice! I suspect there was kissing involved there, too!
Jerry: Eve and Gwynn are talking about the internet! Jerry, were they kissing?
Jerry: Robin plays a song for a panther cub! Perhaps it was Johnny's panther cub!
Jerry: Perhaps there was kissing!
Jerry: I have never kissed a panther cub, Jerry!
Jerry: Only when I was very drunk, Jerry!
COMEDY IS FULL OF FESTIVALS!
Jerry: Jerry! There is comedy in the park, Jerry!
Jerry: Hannelore is doing rimshots, Jerry!
Jerry: There are film clips, Jerry! Of Charlie Chaplin and Buster Keaton!
Jerry: And the Marx Brothers and the Three Stooges!
Jerry: And Jolly Himbert and his Rag-Time Band!
Jerry: John Sheppard who looks like John Sheppard and Charlie who does not look like John Sheppard watch the film clips, Jerry! And so does Jack the fairy-flirter!
Jerry: Robin sings a funny song, Jerry! And Billy reads a monologue!
Jerry: GOB is full of magic, Jerry! And Sokka stands up!
Jerry: That does not sound very funny, Jerry!
Jerry: No! But Evie applauds all the same, Jerry!
Jerry: And that is when the Dean of Drax says that it's all an April Fool's!
Jerry: Jerry! It's April Fool's, Jerry!
Jerry: Jerry! We've been had!
Jerry: Run, Jerry! Run before the coppers get here!
Jerry: No! I won't go back! I won't!
[There is muffled screeching, and then a few very loud noises, and then dead air. A lot of it.]
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"What. The. Frak."
[OOC: I. Love. This. So. Much.]
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The list was longer than Hermione had patience for, really.
[omg love. so much love.]
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