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fandom_radio2016-01-08 09:53 am
suitably_heroic) wrote in fandom_radio2016-01-08 09:53 am
Entry tags:
WTFH, Friday
Hey, island, this is Atton Rand, and I guess I'm doing another semester of radio. No thanks to the squirrels, who I swear are acting like droids in disguise a little more every day.
*chittering*
Go sit on the bench, Leroy.
*emphatic chittering*
THE BENCH.
Ahem. In school, you guys were hitting the introductions hard, with Friendship is International opening with some song and dance about passports before getting right into the Grand Canyon.
*chittering*
I know what the Grand Canyon is! As per tradition, introductions were had, and then Steve showed up to find Pinkie, his teaching buddy. I am so sorry. I'd say your next drink at Caritas is on me, but if I did that for every new teacher that got their brain broken, I'd be out of credits. Anders wound up having to ask about the passport thing, but because he's been here a while, he knew he should go to Eliot about it.
In Around The World, Skywalker and Kenobi... didn't do introductions. Huh. They went to some place called The Netherlands, which sounds dirty if you ask me, where the kids had to pair up for future classes, then take some kind of artsy canal tour and take pictures. You're slacking, Anakin. ... Oh, no, wait, after that the students either had to find a bike or jump over a giant muddy ditch. Never mind. He's just revving up his engines. The kids arrived at the Pit Stop largely covered in mud in the end.
Finally, Cara's class covered introductions real quick before immediately seguing into clown punching. Cara's great.
Anyway, to close things off in the school department, Cosette found - or had? I'm not sure? - a bunch of panda plushies under the desk in the library.
In town, that Dante kid was hanging out on the Kwik Stop rooftop again, trying to hit on some new kid in a fur coat. This is my complete lack of surprise. Welcome to high school, Lucille. At Demon Marcus, Sparkle's new minion Ada clung to her coffee until Isabela showed up to complain about Kenobi and Skywalker taking out their sexual tension on the students.
*pause*
Yeah, no. That's just Anakin. He's a sadist. If anything the tension's probably distracting him from tormenting you.
Not that I'm saying there's tension.
Outside the Trooper Station, Jessica shot whatever decorations the troopers decided they didn't like. And you imply I'm a loose cannon. Finally, at Caritas, Cara ended her day of punching clowns by throwing stuff at the zombies because of their abuse of-- I know it said cowbell before. I've been on this planet for years! You don't need to translate any-- ohhh, banthabell. Ew. Anyway, Jack and Broody McEyebrows showed up to do drinks and talk about Broody's new house well away from my apartment building.
Hey, maybe the halls'll get less creepy!
*chittering*
Stop editorializing, Leroy.
*click*
*chittering*
Go sit on the bench, Leroy.
*emphatic chittering*
THE BENCH.
Ahem. In school, you guys were hitting the introductions hard, with Friendship is International opening with some song and dance about passports before getting right into the Grand Canyon.
*chittering*
I know what the Grand Canyon is! As per tradition, introductions were had, and then Steve showed up to find Pinkie, his teaching buddy. I am so sorry. I'd say your next drink at Caritas is on me, but if I did that for every new teacher that got their brain broken, I'd be out of credits. Anders wound up having to ask about the passport thing, but because he's been here a while, he knew he should go to Eliot about it.
In Around The World, Skywalker and Kenobi... didn't do introductions. Huh. They went to some place called The Netherlands, which sounds dirty if you ask me, where the kids had to pair up for future classes, then take some kind of artsy canal tour and take pictures. You're slacking, Anakin. ... Oh, no, wait, after that the students either had to find a bike or jump over a giant muddy ditch. Never mind. He's just revving up his engines. The kids arrived at the Pit Stop largely covered in mud in the end.
Finally, Cara's class covered introductions real quick before immediately seguing into clown punching. Cara's great.
Anyway, to close things off in the school department, Cosette found - or had? I'm not sure? - a bunch of panda plushies under the desk in the library.
In town, that Dante kid was hanging out on the Kwik Stop rooftop again, trying to hit on some new kid in a fur coat. This is my complete lack of surprise. Welcome to high school, Lucille. At Demon Marcus, Sparkle's new minion Ada clung to her coffee until Isabela showed up to complain about Kenobi and Skywalker taking out their sexual tension on the students.
*pause*
Yeah, no. That's just Anakin. He's a sadist. If anything the tension's probably distracting him from tormenting you.
Not that I'm saying there's tension.
Outside the Trooper Station, Jessica shot whatever decorations the troopers decided they didn't like. And you imply I'm a loose cannon. Finally, at Caritas, Cara ended her day of punching clowns by throwing stuff at the zombies because of their abuse of-- I know it said cowbell before. I've been on this planet for years! You don't need to translate any-- ohhh, banthabell. Ew. Anyway, Jack and Broody McEyebrows showed up to do drinks and talk about Broody's new house well away from my apartment building.
Hey, maybe the halls'll get less creepy!
*chittering*
Stop editorializing, Leroy.
*click*