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Fandom Radio, Monday, August 6
Yo yo yo yo yo, what up, Fandom fo shizzle? This be da one, da only J-Dawg Crichton! Here to be bringing you the latest and greatest news, boooooooooy.
School Daze
Dat mean betty, Umbridge, she be havin' da office hours today and she be callin' in Annette, Tori, Seely, Inara, and Dean. I be hopin' for the best for youse guys!
Xander, dat fly guy, has Bel and Stark doin' some heavy liftin' on da roof. Cowboy up, yo! My main man, DJ Jazzy Sam, opens da library for da day. And then weird shizzle happens cuz a wolf wandered in and it was apparently Double D Deanomite!
Potpourri class be goin' through some military training. That be hardcore, yo! In da army now! All that I can be! Just lemme have an Uzi, yo! They be climbin' walls, navigatin webs, crawlin through holes, goin' through swamps, and searchin' for a mask inna tree. And then they be returnin' that mask and that mask better do the shizzle, yo.
Pie for Beginners, which be the tastiest sounding class ever, pair up to be making some called quiche. That totes sound like a girl dish, yo. Anenome and Faile be discussin' some top secret shizzle and there be a small cheetah on the loose. Everybody run! The animals be taking over!
Sex Ed, which also be the best class in da land, is taught by some kid named G-Unit. And there even be some dancin by Annette who then be asking Gavin to sit on her and I don't think that's allowed anywhere but in my mah videos on the MusicTv. The students also debate GOB's first sexual encounter and that be something that be killing my brain. Oh god.
How to Be a Comic Book Superhero discusses the qualitizzle of a good sidekick. Yo, as long as they got the benjamins, it's all good! J-Dawg and B to the Ob argue and then be making like a banana and splitting and Dale Cooper, the fuzz, be observing.
Creatures of Naaaaaaature has the student pair up to discuss da dragons, yo! There is dragon studying fo'shizzle. JLo Jo Cedric The Entertainer investigate dem glittery eggs, the Troy train and Izzy be checkin' out a red/gold egg and Sabriel-Unit, Willow way down low and Cuddles look at a lumpy green eggs. Mmmm, breakfast.
Redemption do dat talking about dealing with old enemies. I had an old enemy. Howie D and then I made him Howie Splat. Hahahahaha. Da students pair up and go do the deed of facing their enemies.
Umbridge or summat has office hours today. She be talkin' to Seely, Inara, Dean, Tori and Annette and I be hopin' you guys are all right. Fo shizzle!
Da food eating place be servin' up pigs in a blanket, salad, and chocolate moose.
Dorm Room wit A View
Karal and Ultra Altra be headin' out of da dorms to parts unknown. Andrew be bringin' that freakin' cheetah to Neil's room. Smoooooooooth Seely comes back to da room after Umbridge's punishment and Cuddles sees what be happenin' to his hand and it not be a good time. AJ be askin' da Troymeister if his work be remindin' people of da porn and da porn be good. Or so I been told, fizzle fo shizzle my nizzle kabizzle. Annette is still bustin' a move after be punished by Umbridge and that gotta be fun or somethin'! Anders be stoppin' by Annette's pad to check up on here and aww, how nice of him. Phoebe came on by to be checkin'on dat chickadee, Tori. Robin be writin' letters to send, Savannah be weeping some tears cuz she apparently thinks people be thinkin' of her as a slut? Fo shizzle? Luke and Rikku, my most awesome TA, have a wee widdle talk.
Afternoon times brings wit it AJ makin' like Georgi O'Keefe on da roof. Jeff be comin' by and lookin' for his pants and I don't even be wantin' to know. Your pants be at your crib, brother. Look dere! Annette be makin' like a Soul Train line and tells AJ she can't stop cuz of some spell. Sometime later, Billy be eatin' some grub on da roof.
As the da day turns to night, Deano the Wolf takes up in the fourth floor common room. Willow from da East Side be tryin' to figure out who da wolf is, Double D Dawn also be tryin' to figure out who dat wolf is and man, bein' a wolf sure does get da chicks attention, amirite? Sammy boy be tellin' Double D Dawn how Umbridge be turnin' Deano into a wolf-o. Sammy boy and Deano do some wrasslin' over the remote. Alec is a wary of Deano the wolfo and why not? Wolf-o's cause bite-o's and I's sure Alec's got some parts he wants kept safe. Double D Dawn tells my main homey Alec about Sam movin' out. Sammy boy is confused and dat's common, man. When a boy wolf-o and a human male...let's not even go dere, you dig?
Shep to the pard gets a visit from an evil little sister. Man, we all have those, yo. Just steal their makeup, brother. Sssssssetsuna be just chillin' in her crib.
Takin' You Downtown
Dis morning in da clinic, Doc Wilson gots a call. Won't for me, yo! I be at the House of Pancakes this AM.
Down at dat cool as ice place, Chilly Boulder, Turtle, who be needin' no name cuz she's already a Turtle, fo shizzle and Charlie be havin' a pow wow, ow ow ow.
Leo opened up dat Photo Hut while the Jude dude opened up Luke's Dinah. Gabe, which is a much better name den Gabriel, opened up da holy place of worship, boooooy.
Andrew and dat cheetah cub be maxin and relaxin' down at the park. Gabe took a break from the worship and hit the park and got attacked by dat cheetah. Be takin' over, yo! No one be listen' to me though, yo! Jeff thinks Andrew be havin' a video on lesbians and that be quite the hot video in da right hands. Oh yeah. I mean. Um. Shoot. And Billy be wanderin around with a sign on his back and yo, dude, I hope it not be sayin' kick me cuz that's just bad!
Dat fine betty, Mary, be open's The Arms Hotel. Johnny stopped by and did some flirtin' and some chattin about dates and balls, not da dirty kind, yo. Heads outta gutters! Kids broadcast!
Groovy Tunes be pumpin the jams and Chad be there to take your questions! Da Book Haven be open and Lana be your mistress of the pages today! Fo shizzle my nizzle. Slick as Silk Setsuna opened up the place where letters be sent out, yo! Rob-dawg came in and mailed a letter. Naomi opened up Sparky's and fire is cool! And laddy frickin' da, da mayor actually opened da Town Hall. He be having a visitor in the fine but older, Joanna Stayton. Mmm, fine older betties.
Doc Wilson be leavin' the island and the be comin' back and I don't know if that was by land, sea or air or magical doctorly powers. Doc Wilson and Phale, with a ph, discuss what Wilson learned and then Doc Wilson be off again like a dress on prom night, oh yeah! And Doc Wilson be back home again and he ain't happy, yo. Flight must've been bad. No peanuts in coach?
Lucy-fer be openin' da Devil's Cabana or Nest or some udder name for a dwelling, Shizzle! Holla back! Kabuto be stoppin' by and tellin' dat ole Lucyfer that he be human again. That's an excuse for a party!
And dat be all from the House that Crichton built. Fo shizzle my nizzle kabizzle in hizzle!
School Daze
Dat mean betty, Umbridge, she be havin' da office hours today and she be callin' in Annette, Tori, Seely, Inara, and Dean. I be hopin' for the best for youse guys!
Xander, dat fly guy, has Bel and Stark doin' some heavy liftin' on da roof. Cowboy up, yo! My main man, DJ Jazzy Sam, opens da library for da day. And then weird shizzle happens cuz a wolf wandered in and it was apparently Double D Deanomite!
Potpourri class be goin' through some military training. That be hardcore, yo! In da army now! All that I can be! Just lemme have an Uzi, yo! They be climbin' walls, navigatin webs, crawlin through holes, goin' through swamps, and searchin' for a mask inna tree. And then they be returnin' that mask and that mask better do the shizzle, yo.
Pie for Beginners, which be the tastiest sounding class ever, pair up to be making some called quiche. That totes sound like a girl dish, yo. Anenome and Faile be discussin' some top secret shizzle and there be a small cheetah on the loose. Everybody run! The animals be taking over!
Sex Ed, which also be the best class in da land, is taught by some kid named G-Unit. And there even be some dancin by Annette who then be asking Gavin to sit on her and I don't think that's allowed anywhere but in my mah videos on the MusicTv. The students also debate GOB's first sexual encounter and that be something that be killing my brain. Oh god.
How to Be a Comic Book Superhero discusses the qualitizzle of a good sidekick. Yo, as long as they got the benjamins, it's all good! J-Dawg and B to the Ob argue and then be making like a banana and splitting and Dale Cooper, the fuzz, be observing.
Creatures of Naaaaaaature has the student pair up to discuss da dragons, yo! There is dragon studying fo'shizzle. JLo Jo Cedric The Entertainer investigate dem glittery eggs, the Troy train and Izzy be checkin' out a red/gold egg and Sabriel-Unit, Willow way down low and Cuddles look at a lumpy green eggs. Mmmm, breakfast.
Redemption do dat talking about dealing with old enemies. I had an old enemy. Howie D and then I made him Howie Splat. Hahahahaha. Da students pair up and go do the deed of facing their enemies.
Umbridge or summat has office hours today. She be talkin' to Seely, Inara, Dean, Tori and Annette and I be hopin' you guys are all right. Fo shizzle!
Da food eating place be servin' up pigs in a blanket, salad, and chocolate moose.
Dorm Room wit A View
Karal and Ultra Altra be headin' out of da dorms to parts unknown. Andrew be bringin' that freakin' cheetah to Neil's room. Smoooooooooth Seely comes back to da room after Umbridge's punishment and Cuddles sees what be happenin' to his hand and it not be a good time. AJ be askin' da Troymeister if his work be remindin' people of da porn and da porn be good. Or so I been told, fizzle fo shizzle my nizzle kabizzle. Annette is still bustin' a move after be punished by Umbridge and that gotta be fun or somethin'! Anders be stoppin' by Annette's pad to check up on here and aww, how nice of him. Phoebe came on by to be checkin'on dat chickadee, Tori. Robin be writin' letters to send, Savannah be weeping some tears cuz she apparently thinks people be thinkin' of her as a slut? Fo shizzle? Luke and Rikku, my most awesome TA, have a wee widdle talk.
Afternoon times brings wit it AJ makin' like Georgi O'Keefe on da roof. Jeff be comin' by and lookin' for his pants and I don't even be wantin' to know. Your pants be at your crib, brother. Look dere! Annette be makin' like a Soul Train line and tells AJ she can't stop cuz of some spell. Sometime later, Billy be eatin' some grub on da roof.
As the da day turns to night, Deano the Wolf takes up in the fourth floor common room. Willow from da East Side be tryin' to figure out who da wolf is, Double D Dawn also be tryin' to figure out who dat wolf is and man, bein' a wolf sure does get da chicks attention, amirite? Sammy boy be tellin' Double D Dawn how Umbridge be turnin' Deano into a wolf-o. Sammy boy and Deano do some wrasslin' over the remote. Alec is a wary of Deano the wolfo and why not? Wolf-o's cause bite-o's and I's sure Alec's got some parts he wants kept safe. Double D Dawn tells my main homey Alec about Sam movin' out. Sammy boy is confused and dat's common, man. When a boy wolf-o and a human male...let's not even go dere, you dig?
Shep to the pard gets a visit from an evil little sister. Man, we all have those, yo. Just steal their makeup, brother. Sssssssetsuna be just chillin' in her crib.
Takin' You Downtown
Dis morning in da clinic, Doc Wilson gots a call. Won't for me, yo! I be at the House of Pancakes this AM.
Down at dat cool as ice place, Chilly Boulder, Turtle, who be needin' no name cuz she's already a Turtle, fo shizzle and Charlie be havin' a pow wow, ow ow ow.
Leo opened up dat Photo Hut while the Jude dude opened up Luke's Dinah. Gabe, which is a much better name den Gabriel, opened up da holy place of worship, boooooy.
Andrew and dat cheetah cub be maxin and relaxin' down at the park. Gabe took a break from the worship and hit the park and got attacked by dat cheetah. Be takin' over, yo! No one be listen' to me though, yo! Jeff thinks Andrew be havin' a video on lesbians and that be quite the hot video in da right hands. Oh yeah. I mean. Um. Shoot. And Billy be wanderin around with a sign on his back and yo, dude, I hope it not be sayin' kick me cuz that's just bad!
Dat fine betty, Mary, be open's The Arms Hotel. Johnny stopped by and did some flirtin' and some chattin about dates and balls, not da dirty kind, yo. Heads outta gutters! Kids broadcast!
Groovy Tunes be pumpin the jams and Chad be there to take your questions! Da Book Haven be open and Lana be your mistress of the pages today! Fo shizzle my nizzle. Slick as Silk Setsuna opened up the place where letters be sent out, yo! Rob-dawg came in and mailed a letter. Naomi opened up Sparky's and fire is cool! And laddy frickin' da, da mayor actually opened da Town Hall. He be having a visitor in the fine but older, Joanna Stayton. Mmm, fine older betties.
Doc Wilson be leavin' the island and the be comin' back and I don't know if that was by land, sea or air or magical doctorly powers. Doc Wilson and Phale, with a ph, discuss what Wilson learned and then Doc Wilson be off again like a dress on prom night, oh yeah! And Doc Wilson be back home again and he ain't happy, yo. Flight must've been bad. No peanuts in coach?
Lucy-fer be openin' da Devil's Cabana or Nest or some udder name for a dwelling, Shizzle! Holla back! Kabuto be stoppin' by and tellin' dat ole Lucyfer that he be human again. That's an excuse for a party!
And dat be all from the House that Crichton built. Fo shizzle my nizzle kabizzle in hizzle!