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Fandom Radio [Thursday, August 2nd]
Jim: [in a high pitched, squeaky voice, as if he had just inhaled some helium] Hello, Fandom! Your regular hosts were unable to make it tonight, so you have us for subs. I'm Wink Johnson.
Pam: [in a similar, marginally higher-pitched voice] And I'm Arcadia Wasp. It seems that your regular host and hostess were unavoidably detained, but we were more than happy to fill in.
Jim: After all, when the pirate asks you to fill in, you say "Yarr!" and you like it! Or else you walk the plank!
Pam: You could also say "Ahoy!" ...I just like saying "Ahoy!"
Jim: "Ahoy!" You're right. And that sounds even more fun coming from our amusingly high pitched voices.
Pam: Doesn't it? Though I don't know about you, but I always sound like this.
Jim: So do I, Arcadia. So do I. Look, the squirrels are shaking their tiny little fists at us! We should probably get on with the news.
School, where everyone wishes Principal Washburn a speedy return to duty
Jim: Speaking of Principal Washburn, her temporary replacement made some announcements. Apparently some very mean people did some very mean things to her office, and it was ever so funny. Sad. I meant sad. Can't you hear the sadness in my voice? She also summoned several people who happen to be rooming with somebody of the other gender to her office. I bet that was ever so fun for them! On the construction site, there was door hanging and we have a note clarifying that it is not the student named Door. Bel and Stark worked both day and later in the day to get the school back into shape. Hooray! Bridge brought lunch for Xander and checked out the progress on the school, while Andrew just checked out 'the work.' You can't see me, but I was doing finger quotes. He and Bridge talked about Xander and zombie movies, and if they were playing Scrabble, they would have scored a lot of points with those topics. Xander and Andrew talked about microwaves and spy cameras and were probably hoping for a triple word score.
Pam: Meanwhile over in the library, Bridge was all alone until Z stopped in to talk about housing. This is probably completely unrelated to anything that was discussed earlier in the broadcast. In that class with the suits, the students told Professor Stinson how their three-minute dates went last weekend, before they made dating service profiles. And then Professor Stinson accidentally flirted with Zack, who then got detention. I wish them the best of luck with their relationship of candlelit dinners and long walks on the beach! Everyone else got their profiles critiqued, and Willow had laryngitis or something and couldn't talk. Poor thing.
Jim: In Firearms and Me, Dean subbed for his father. His lesson was about skeet shooting. I have to say, the targets sound adorable. They were plates with kittens on them. Doesn't that sound adorable, Arcadia?
Pam: I think they sound ridiculously cute, and I bet they were awfully hard to shoot. And yet I hope it was a good lesson and you guys hit all your targets. Learning is important!
Jim: So very important. Anyway, Charlie asked where the plates came from - I'm betting they were made in China - and Savannah declared Dean to be awesome. Was he wearing a suit? Flight & Flying learned about a battle that I've never heard of because I'm not in that class. Master Skywalker was in a bit of a mood and I'll say no more because an angry Master Skywalker is not a happy Master Skywalker, obviously. The students paired up and battled the bad guys. Thanks to Rory, they also had to battle calories from cookies. Qui-Gon was curious about Master Skywalker's mood and Rory and Master Skywalker fought. Sounds like it was a fun class.
Pam: Wow, sucks to be Master Skywalker or his class today. In other news, History of Witchcraft, they talked about abuse of power. Which doesn't sound like it has a lot to do with witchcraft, but I still think it's a lesson that Principal Washburn would want us all to learn. Over in Practical Applications, they worked on welding and Anemone talked to John Connor about blowing things up. And over in Temporary Principal Umbridge's office hours, Dawn and Sam, Chad and Katara, Jim and Lana and Mel and an absentee Zuko were all assigned new rooms. There was also...huh, some kind of horse noise outside the office, and Anne was mistaken for someone Temporary Principal Umbridge knows.
Jim: In other Temporary Principal Umbridge news, Haku stopped by to see if T-Pu needed any help. Unfortunately, Haku can't prescribe any medication, so he can't help much. Jeff was fully clothed and brought the Tempipal some flowers and Naminé had some words with her about anti-human bigotry. In other news, Naminé is awesome. And finally, a package was delivered to her. Not in a dirty way, though, thank god.
Pam: ...oh god, I think something just fractured in my brain. Um, in the teachers' lounge, Dr. Wilson and Master Skywalker hung a calendar and rigged a spotlight to mark the days until Temporary Principal Umbridge goes away. Or, you know, until Principal Washburn is back. Same thing. Professor Aziraphale admired it, in any case. And as always, the cafeteria had food that I can't pronounce, and Annette had extra.
Dorms: Where people are changing rooms and we're missing Principal Washburn
Pam: To kick off the day, Jim -- Ellison, not Halpert -- and Lana are really upset about Temporary Principal Umbridge splitting them up as roomies. But probably not relationship-wise? Unless she's really scary. Or Jim's not telling us something. Ow. There goes my brain again. In, um, other boy-girl news, Rikku chained herself to Jude's bed. Wow. There is no way that's not dirty, so I'm going to move on. Mel and Zuko...peacefully converse about how they're going to deal with Temporary Principal Umbridge's room reassignment, and I'd like to wish them the best of luck. With their new rooms, I mean. Isabel helped River out with her wardrobe, then cleaned her room and packed. And...wow, someone should check on Annette, because she tried to give her cat a bath. Eek. And Anne was less than okay after her visit with Temporary Principal Umbridge, while Bart...turned into a cheetah. As you do.
Jim: Excuse me for a second. [sound of air escaping from a balloon] [with a higher pitched voice than before] Peter Pevensie, who may or may not have been on radio the other night, I don't know, tried to teach Jeff how to swordfight. Jeff was still clothed so there was no confusion on what that meant. Up on the second floor, Andrew worked on translating a book. Use Google Language Tools! River and Andrew talked about the Power of Language, which, seriously, Google Language Tools. John explained his pink hair to ">Andrew and Billy while River explained her former owlness. Andrew and Neil talked about the play which I am not in as I did not try out and have never acted before in my life, and Andrew tried to figure out if Billy had any powers. Aside from the Power of Google Language Tools. And Tori made the roof much less emo by relaxing on it in a non-emo way. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. That sounds so awesome when I say it.
Pam: *giggles* Oh my god, my laugh is funny too! I love my voice. Which is, of course, healthy, as we should all be happy with our natural states.
Jim: Of course. Billy showed up on the roof with a shirt that would be of no interest to any Temporary Principals. AJ was just impressed by the presence of a roof. Remember, it keeps the rain off you when you sleep.
Pam: I know that I, personally, thank the roof every day for its awesomeness.
Town, where Principal Washburn is probably enjoying her maternity leave but pondering how soon she can come back because we miss her
Pam: In that portion of the broadcast where people open stuff, Sokka opened the post office and was visited by Evie, Naminé opened Café Fina and Stanley stopped in, Leo opened the Photo Hut, Gabriel opened the church, Charlie opened Groovy Tunes and was visited by John Sheppard, that guy with the name opened Luke's, and Millie opened Book Haven.
Jim: Charlie and John all went to the movies and got themselves a snack. Come on, Fandom, get it stuck in your heads. Turtle - hi, Turtle! - opened Turtle & Canary where she was visited by Seely (who discussed this fine radio station), Jeff (who was awkward about Turtle dating, but he was still clothed), and Charlie (who was there for gossip and to buy a Squishy). At the Arms Hotel, Mary has cookies and visitors. John Conner stopped by and wore a cowboy getup to get a cookie. Seems like a fair trade to me, especially since Mary brought him more cookies later. River visited and told Mary about her former owlness, and Dale told Mary about the Policeman's Ball, which I understand is a dance.
Pam: I'm going to understand it that way too because otherwise there's dirty and that's my sc -- um, I mean that's a teacher and ew.
Jim: At Caritas, Phoebe introduced a special for opposite sex roomies. Johnny scored a cheap drink on a technicality, but Summer got one completely legit. Anders and Bel both showed up for drinks and Phoebe but didn't exactly neglect each other. Stark was there with Anders and was studying the exits for some reason. Robin came in for a drink and a song while Summer and Anders discussed their displeasure at certain recent events. Over at the Devil's Nest, Neil cleaned and read lines. And the clinic was quiet for Dr Troy in the morning and an upset Katara in the evening.
Pam: Aaaaand that is it. It really is fun to stretch out vowels, sounding like this.
Jim: Yeeeeeees. Although we already knew that because these are our normal voices. Your regular hosts should be back next week with their much less entertaining voices.
Pam: Unless they were eaten by wolves or something. We won't know until next week.
Jim: So stay tuned!
Pam: [in a similar, marginally higher-pitched voice] And I'm Arcadia Wasp. It seems that your regular host and hostess were unavoidably detained, but we were more than happy to fill in.
Jim: After all, when the pirate asks you to fill in, you say "Yarr!" and you like it! Or else you walk the plank!
Pam: You could also say "Ahoy!" ...I just like saying "Ahoy!"
Jim: "Ahoy!" You're right. And that sounds even more fun coming from our amusingly high pitched voices.
Pam: Doesn't it? Though I don't know about you, but I always sound like this.
Jim: So do I, Arcadia. So do I. Look, the squirrels are shaking their tiny little fists at us! We should probably get on with the news.
School, where everyone wishes Principal Washburn a speedy return to duty
Jim: Speaking of Principal Washburn, her temporary replacement made some announcements. Apparently some very mean people did some very mean things to her office, and it was ever so funny. Sad. I meant sad. Can't you hear the sadness in my voice? She also summoned several people who happen to be rooming with somebody of the other gender to her office. I bet that was ever so fun for them! On the construction site, there was door hanging and we have a note clarifying that it is not the student named Door. Bel and Stark worked both day and later in the day to get the school back into shape. Hooray! Bridge brought lunch for Xander and checked out the progress on the school, while Andrew just checked out 'the work.' You can't see me, but I was doing finger quotes. He and Bridge talked about Xander and zombie movies, and if they were playing Scrabble, they would have scored a lot of points with those topics. Xander and Andrew talked about microwaves and spy cameras and were probably hoping for a triple word score.
Pam: Meanwhile over in the library, Bridge was all alone until Z stopped in to talk about housing. This is probably completely unrelated to anything that was discussed earlier in the broadcast. In that class with the suits, the students told Professor Stinson how their three-minute dates went last weekend, before they made dating service profiles. And then Professor Stinson accidentally flirted with Zack, who then got detention. I wish them the best of luck with their relationship of candlelit dinners and long walks on the beach! Everyone else got their profiles critiqued, and Willow had laryngitis or something and couldn't talk. Poor thing.
Jim: In Firearms and Me, Dean subbed for his father. His lesson was about skeet shooting. I have to say, the targets sound adorable. They were plates with kittens on them. Doesn't that sound adorable, Arcadia?
Pam: I think they sound ridiculously cute, and I bet they were awfully hard to shoot. And yet I hope it was a good lesson and you guys hit all your targets. Learning is important!
Jim: So very important. Anyway, Charlie asked where the plates came from - I'm betting they were made in China - and Savannah declared Dean to be awesome. Was he wearing a suit? Flight & Flying learned about a battle that I've never heard of because I'm not in that class. Master Skywalker was in a bit of a mood and I'll say no more because an angry Master Skywalker is not a happy Master Skywalker, obviously. The students paired up and battled the bad guys. Thanks to Rory, they also had to battle calories from cookies. Qui-Gon was curious about Master Skywalker's mood and Rory and Master Skywalker fought. Sounds like it was a fun class.
Pam: Wow, sucks to be Master Skywalker or his class today. In other news, History of Witchcraft, they talked about abuse of power. Which doesn't sound like it has a lot to do with witchcraft, but I still think it's a lesson that Principal Washburn would want us all to learn. Over in Practical Applications, they worked on welding and Anemone talked to John Connor about blowing things up. And over in Temporary Principal Umbridge's office hours, Dawn and Sam, Chad and Katara, Jim and Lana and Mel and an absentee Zuko were all assigned new rooms. There was also...huh, some kind of horse noise outside the office, and Anne was mistaken for someone Temporary Principal Umbridge knows.
Jim: In other Temporary Principal Umbridge news, Haku stopped by to see if T-Pu needed any help. Unfortunately, Haku can't prescribe any medication, so he can't help much. Jeff was fully clothed and brought the Tempipal some flowers and Naminé had some words with her about anti-human bigotry. In other news, Naminé is awesome. And finally, a package was delivered to her. Not in a dirty way, though, thank god.
Pam: ...oh god, I think something just fractured in my brain. Um, in the teachers' lounge, Dr. Wilson and Master Skywalker hung a calendar and rigged a spotlight to mark the days until Temporary Principal Umbridge goes away. Or, you know, until Principal Washburn is back. Same thing. Professor Aziraphale admired it, in any case. And as always, the cafeteria had food that I can't pronounce, and Annette had extra.
Dorms: Where people are changing rooms and we're missing Principal Washburn
Pam: To kick off the day, Jim -- Ellison, not Halpert -- and Lana are really upset about Temporary Principal Umbridge splitting them up as roomies. But probably not relationship-wise? Unless she's really scary. Or Jim's not telling us something. Ow. There goes my brain again. In, um, other boy-girl news, Rikku chained herself to Jude's bed. Wow. There is no way that's not dirty, so I'm going to move on. Mel and Zuko...peacefully converse about how they're going to deal with Temporary Principal Umbridge's room reassignment, and I'd like to wish them the best of luck. With their new rooms, I mean. Isabel helped River out with her wardrobe, then cleaned her room and packed. And...wow, someone should check on Annette, because she tried to give her cat a bath. Eek. And Anne was less than okay after her visit with Temporary Principal Umbridge, while Bart...turned into a cheetah. As you do.
Jim: Excuse me for a second. [sound of air escaping from a balloon] [with a higher pitched voice than before] Peter Pevensie, who may or may not have been on radio the other night, I don't know, tried to teach Jeff how to swordfight. Jeff was still clothed so there was no confusion on what that meant. Up on the second floor, Andrew worked on translating a book. Use Google Language Tools! River and Andrew talked about the Power of Language, which, seriously, Google Language Tools. John explained his pink hair to ">Andrew and Billy while River explained her former owlness. Andrew and Neil talked about the play which I am not in as I did not try out and have never acted before in my life, and Andrew tried to figure out if Billy had any powers. Aside from the Power of Google Language Tools. And Tori made the roof much less emo by relaxing on it in a non-emo way. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. That sounds so awesome when I say it.
Pam: *giggles* Oh my god, my laugh is funny too! I love my voice. Which is, of course, healthy, as we should all be happy with our natural states.
Jim: Of course. Billy showed up on the roof with a shirt that would be of no interest to any Temporary Principals. AJ was just impressed by the presence of a roof. Remember, it keeps the rain off you when you sleep.
Pam: I know that I, personally, thank the roof every day for its awesomeness.
Town, where Principal Washburn is probably enjoying her maternity leave but pondering how soon she can come back because we miss her
Pam: In that portion of the broadcast where people open stuff, Sokka opened the post office and was visited by Evie, Naminé opened Café Fina and Stanley stopped in, Leo opened the Photo Hut, Gabriel opened the church, Charlie opened Groovy Tunes and was visited by John Sheppard, that guy with the name opened Luke's, and Millie opened Book Haven.
Jim: Charlie and John all went to the movies and got themselves a snack. Come on, Fandom, get it stuck in your heads. Turtle - hi, Turtle! - opened Turtle & Canary where she was visited by Seely (who discussed this fine radio station), Jeff (who was awkward about Turtle dating, but he was still clothed), and Charlie (who was there for gossip and to buy a Squishy). At the Arms Hotel, Mary has cookies and visitors. John Conner stopped by and wore a cowboy getup to get a cookie. Seems like a fair trade to me, especially since Mary brought him more cookies later. River visited and told Mary about her former owlness, and Dale told Mary about the Policeman's Ball, which I understand is a dance.
Pam: I'm going to understand it that way too because otherwise there's dirty and that's my sc -- um, I mean that's a teacher and ew.
Jim: At Caritas, Phoebe introduced a special for opposite sex roomies. Johnny scored a cheap drink on a technicality, but Summer got one completely legit. Anders and Bel both showed up for drinks and Phoebe but didn't exactly neglect each other. Stark was there with Anders and was studying the exits for some reason. Robin came in for a drink and a song while Summer and Anders discussed their displeasure at certain recent events. Over at the Devil's Nest, Neil cleaned and read lines. And the clinic was quiet for Dr Troy in the morning and an upset Katara in the evening.
Pam: Aaaaand that is it. It really is fun to stretch out vowels, sounding like this.
Jim: Yeeeeeees. Although we already knew that because these are our normal voices. Your regular hosts should be back next week with their much less entertaining voices.
Pam: Unless they were eaten by wolves or something. We won't know until next week.
Jim: So stay tuned!